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Get In We're Gonna Go Score (media.patriots.win) 🐂 Bullshit 💩
posted ago by BowelSharpton ago by BowelSharpton +4613 / -0
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JustTheNews 50 points ago +55 / -5

coke has a higher chance of being a real drug.....where crack is cooked in with baby laxatives and baking soda, some crackheads will even smoke ivory soap and come back asking for more.

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80960KA 58 points ago +59 / -1

The baking soda isn't an adulterant, it's there to rip the HCl group off the cocaine alkaloid. The "cooking" process is all about turning powder (cocaine hydrochloride, the alkaloid salt) into the more smokeable pure ("freebase") alkaloid.

If anything, the average rock of crack is likely more pure due to this process, while powder can be contaminated with everything from sugar alcohols to immunosuppressive cattle deworming agents.

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daniel1116 42 points ago +42 / -0

Do you have a young friend who says bitch a lot?

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Keeneix 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bitch with knowledge like this you fucking know he does.

Source?: I'm a ghetto ass white man.

P.S. In case you want to know it's weird sensation switching from Ghetto trash to normal person. Friends have said that "He doesn't look it, but he do got some street on him."

I don't always talk Ghetto, but when I have to I can. I live a weird life, please pray for me.

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kvothe29 3 points ago +3 / -0

Breaking Bad reference?

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daniel1116 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yes.

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NADSAQ 29 points ago +29 / -0

this guy chemistries

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PosterIsDead 13 points ago +13 / -0

Good explanation. Hunter is an alkaloidic.

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80960KA 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder if he got his name from "huntin" for dropped rocks on the floor of his rental car...

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PosterIsDead 5 points ago +5 / -0

That photo of Joe in the convertible makes me see a cartoon thought bubble over his head that says "Goddammn Hunter and his goddamn crack pipes. Never again will I let him use my car."

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Thundermark 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Hunter! Son, what have I told you?! You go snort coke off a stripper's asscrack, not off the nice leather in my convertible!"

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FireannDireach 12 points ago +12 / -0

You've thrown pizzas onto roofs, haven't you.

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80960KA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh you have no idea lmao

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BowelSharpton [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

I quit EVERYTHING (booze, smokes, 'party favors') just cold turkey in 2002 (the insanely costly donkey-kicks-to-the-head in the form of two DUI/DWIs helped tremendously - we in AA call them the 'legal scholarships') and am always thankful I never even remotely considered sampling the truly 'hard stuff' like heroin or crack, and having sampled coke a number of times never understood how people got so life-wrecking addicted to the shit - just made my nose numb - I wasn't amped out to write the next Great American Novel, etc, etc. Here in small town America (Nebraska), crystal meth is devouring communities and it's a horrible sight, especially when the parents of YOUNG KIDS are involved.

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PosterIsDead 7 points ago +7 / -0

Talk non-stop, drink 50 beers and not notice. I quit everything too. Life is better. . . .

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great to hear that!!! Yeah, that's definitely one thing with the speed (in ALL its iterations) - my tolerance level was always insane (it'd take at LEAST a case of full-strength Bud to put me down) but on the old zippy-de-doo-dah I could drain an OLYMPIC POOL and then go run a marathon. I'm glad we're both here to tell the stories (and I'm glad I never 'woke up next to my new wife', know what I mean?)

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Gwoz8881 8 points ago +9 / -1

Pure/real cocaine is actually a miracle natural drug. The bullshit additives you find on the street are what make it so horrible. Chewing on a coca leaf is one of the most medically safe and beneficial things anyone could take for certain things.

Fun fact: powder cocaine is used every single day in western medicine surgeries. It is medically important.

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80960KA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Despite knowing how and why crack is cooked (thanks basic chemistry knowledge and Gucci Mane), I've never even tried nor do I want to try blow or crack.

Chewing coca leaves on the other hand I'd try without hesitation if ever given the opportunity.

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DiscoverAFire 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was in the jungles of bolivia and got food poisoning. They made a cup of tea and I didn't ask what was in it, but I felt much better and was in control of my bowels afterwards.

There's a huge difference in route-of-administration and dependence. Part of that is the power of the drug (coca leaves are much weaker). The more interesting part is the relatively long delay between chewing and feeling better helps prevent addiction, as there isn't much association in the lizard-part of your brain. The near-instant response from snorting cocaine (or the instant response from freebasing crack) wire a very strong correlation "do this = feel happy" which is what gets addicts hooked so fast and so hard.

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killer_of_men 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can legally buy coca leaves online. I’ve chewed coca since I was 16 and it’s definitely a safe, reliable pick-me-up. However there are several drawbacks; temporary green teeth, temporary green spit, temporary bad breath and it will never be as good as you want it to be.

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JustTheNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

they used to put it in coca cola original recipe

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

They still use coca to flavor coca cola. It just has to be processed to remove the coca out first. The leaves give coca cola that flavor.

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JustTheNews 1 point ago +1 / -0

rgr but original recipie had coke there is a whole generation that was addicted to coke and asprin as a very powerful drinkable pain killer mixed with the asprin...also good for sore throats

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fun fact: there's one processing plant in the US that processes coca leaves for commercial uses - they extract the drug part, and another harmless extract is sold to Coca-Cola for their soda. The drug part is sold for making medical cocaine.

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Formerlurker92 6 points ago +6 / -0

But coke is for normals and crack is for blacks according to Biden

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2020REBOUND 3 points ago +3 / -0

But coke is for Hunter and crack is for blacks according to Biden

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JustTheNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

i know just as many coke heads in the neighborhood as crackheads, dope fiends, they are are generally the same, stealing and spening all their money to get high

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JustTheNews 2 points ago +2 / -0

not really crackheads would rather trick you are fool you or lie to you to get money.....people pissed off high on coke cant feel pain, crackheads are asfraid of everything

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JustTheNews 1 point ago +2 / -1

A healthy mix

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AlphaNathan 29 points ago +31 / -2

Trump is a hero for avoiding taxes to a systemically racist government.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its sad how they accuse him of not paying taxes for taking every deduction he could find, and even then he still pays more in taxes than most of us

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Tyrone_biggums 15 points ago +16 / -1

Just pointing out meth carries higher prison sentences than plain amphetamine and is used mainly by whites and Hispanics

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BowelSharpton [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Not according to daddy Joe last night by gawd!!! DISGRACEFUL how many MOUNTAINS of Biden corruption asswipe Wallace conveniently forgot to address (instead opting for dragging out the dead horse of Charlottesville AGAIN).

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

Technically true. Hunter was in the Naval Reserves, in a special staffing program that recruits for certain skills. He was allowed in by waiver (that Joe got him) for his age (43), and his past drug convictions. And then was discharged a month later for failing a drug test. He was basically a no-show "Naval Officer" jobber, for a month. He did not go through Navy boot, step on a ship, or work with regular naval enlisted men.

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GoldwaterVoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Administrative discharge" means kicked out for snorting illegal drugs off a stripper's ass, right??

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Salt-N-Pepe 11 points ago +12 / -1

I lost a brother to hard drugs, so I have no problem with “harsh” drug laws. I have a problem with unequal application of the law.

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TehAgent 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've lost several good childhood friends to hard drugs. The punishment for being caught using them isn't a deterrent to using them.

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree with you completely. I am genuinely sorry for your loss - my oldest sibling is for all intents and purposes gone (somewhere in Vegas - haven't heard from him in YEARS). As an individual who quit everything in 2002 and seeing ALL my siblings (I'm the youngest of 7) continue to 'ride that rollercoaster' with all variety of addictions - some drugs, some alcohol & smokes, some everything imaginable - and the increasing and obvious wreckage that ensues SOLELY because of this....just makes me genuinely ANGRY that they either cannot or WILL not stop (if I can do it....). My late 80s parents have gingerly asked me, as some Sober Sage, to intervene on occasion but I simply have to state the taking ON of addictions is EASY, it's giving them UP that's a royal bitch. More importantly, the rock-bottom cessation thereof is a PERSONAL odyssey that ONLY the individual can decide - all the nagging in the WORLD will only have the reverse effect of making them that much more entrenched. And don't even get me started on the 9.5 out of every 10 commercials is some new damn big pharma Snake Oil Salesman wonder drug (little timmy farted in class - must be A.D.D.! Better BOMB them into a coma and get em medicated young!).

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kneegrows86 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every cloud has a silver lining.

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hello-mayo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine spending years shitting on blacks just to than switch sides and start shitting on whites and now one gets that the establishment is the true enemy.

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Pickles 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hes never driven that Corvette over 35mph, change my mind!

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

His wifes bull has.

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

How many years did Hunter Biden spend in prison over his drug issues? Go look it up i'll wait. Hint it's zero!

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Covfefefefe19 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden has a long, long history of racism. https://thedonald.win/p/HYC3O8o9/joe-biden-accused-trump-of-using/

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Dictator_Bob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden and the rest of these swamp rats are so corrupt, I forgot about this. And it's a HUGE hypocrisy too. This is the type of thing that should have been front line scandal during the primaries.

Unfrikkin-believable.

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BowelSharpton [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you haven't done so yet, I'm absolutely BEGGING everyone I can to please please PLEASE read the mighty Peter Schweizer's most recent (6 months or so) book Profiles In Corruption, if nothing else for the SEVENTY (longest of all) page Biden chapter. I've NEVER bought the "regular guy Joe-Six-Pack" bullshit schtick and I honestly hadn't heard of probably a good 50% of what Schweizer exhaustively covered - one of his brothers getting a real estate development contract for subpar housing in Iraq worth BILLIONS of dollars....with Exactly ZERO construction experience? Another wild drunken brother (seems to be a PATTERN in that f-cked up family of ADDICTION) while driving shitfaced KILLED a young lady in Florida (I believe in 2003?) and is STILL evading any legal ramifications for same to this day, etc, etc. It's just REPULSIVE what he & his family have pulled off. The Sanders & Harris chapters are nauseating as well.

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BigRedPillMachine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol @ the Ukrainian seal on the door...

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PurestEvil 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's called Democrat privilege. Don't confuse this again or I'll whip your ass with a garage door noose!

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TehAgent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shut the hell up man. This is malarkey, you clown.

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TheHonestLion 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Get in fat. we're going... umm... we're you know... Look, my husband Jill is out and Num 1 I got some coke from my son. Number 2. Number 3 If you dont do some lines you aint black."

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Examiner717 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get this in front of the eyes of every black person in America

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MidwestNorsk 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Damn! oh no you d'nt!!" Lol

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that Jill’s first husband’s vette that Biden totaled?

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

I prefer my crack dealing joggers in prison . I would be fine with the death penalty for anyone convicted of selling crack

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TimTruckdashian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok, but what do you call it when Obama writes about his coke and weed days openly, but still arrests citizens, disproportionately black, and laughs about it and still has 95% of the black vote.

Being in the 5% I can say fuck Obama. I get called a sellout for voting Trump, (and speaking English well, and raising all my kids and not being a thug and getting two degrees, and knowing systemic racism is fake).

That's fucking privilege. (Yes I'm a little bitter)

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Diamond_Sword 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dropping bombs!

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Djohnsonsgagreflex 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think current trends in letting carear criminals run wild is more justification for further 3 strike laws. Just don’t link them to such easily abused charges like drug possession in small quantities. We see people every week on the news who have harmed innocents after being released from being arrested multiple times for violent acts. Those people have no business ever living freely in society again. They’ve shown that they are absolutely unwilling to live peacefully with those around them.

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BaronFalcon 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yea I was a little confused that Trump didnt bring up the 3 strikes which according to some sources disproportionately affected black people.

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TehAgent 3 points ago +3 / -0

he did mention the 1994 crime bill but not the specifics of it. Most people dont even know what it is, but he did indeed do what he could to roll back those guidelines and give judges more discretion on sentencing.

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BaronFalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea 3 strikes is what most people know.

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DeplorableCentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, this is literally the meme of leftists opposing leftist ideas if Trump supports them but in reverse. The 1994 crime bill was very good and necessary. I'm not sure why we're hating on it just because Democrats at the time voted for it.

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Ez_mac 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hey, Cornpop, would you shut the hell up man? Poor kids can be just as coked out as white kids and if you ain’t sniffing coke off my hairy blonde legs, then you ain’t black Fat, and let’s get something straight, you’re a lying dog faced pony soldier.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yakety Yak (don't smoke crack)

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WarGreymon77 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You hear that, Butthead? We're gonna score!! Heh. Hm-hm-heh."

"Cool! Huhhuhuhuh"

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Allegory 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pushed that crime bill while sitting on the intelligence committee so he would have been fully aware of intelligence agencies running drugs into those communities.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegations_of_CIA_drug_trafficking

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_involvement_in_Contra_cocaine_trafficking

https://wikispooks.com/wiki/2007_Yucatan_Gulfstream_drug_crash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJkNEtgMulw

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never mind. Crack is easily distributable though. It kinda makes sense.

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MainstreamDeviant 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no such thing as white privilege. This is faggot liberal lawmaker privilege.

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latic 1 point ago +1 / -0

100% not white privilege, its political privilege. They talk about billionaires like they dont help the country (Jobs, spending etc.) while they sit there and try and shut down the country!

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unicornpoop 1 point ago +1 / -0

More whites are jailed on drug charges than blacks. This is just "Political Privilege."

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Flptplt 0 points ago +1 / -1

Black "kids" aren't ending up in jail for smoking a joint or doing a little cocaine. They're ending up in prison because they are members of violent criminal gangs, who also move drugs. We should stop spreading the misinformation that black kids are being unfairly targeted by drug laws.

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Dirkstruan313 0 points ago +1 / -1

There is no such thing as white privilege. Stop using the left's language

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Sleazeball 0 points ago +1 / -1

The sentiment is right, but calling it white priv is bullshit.

It's dem corruption. Nothing to do with his skin color.

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Desert_Covfefe 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's politician privilege. Nice try though ;)

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 -1 points ago +2 / -3

The fuck is this? A white privilege meme? Where the fuck am I right now? Get this absolute trash out of here. This has nothing to do with race, it has to do with wealth and class. If Joe Biden was black, it would be the same thing. If Joe Biden was a poor republican, and not part of the political establishment, it wouldn't have gone down the same way.

Seriously, you're on the wrong website for white privilege memes. I don't care if they're against Joe Biden.

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West -1 points ago +1 / -2

LIBERAL PRIVILEGE Skin color has nothing to do with it.

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Ninjavideo -3 points ago +1 / -4

TRUMP NEVER TOUCHED ON 3 STRIKES WTF

HE SAID 1994 CRIME BILL BUT NOT THAT IT LED TO 3 STRIKE

HE ALSO DIDNT MENTION HIS CRIMINAL JUSTICE BILL HELPED ERASE A LTO OF THE 94 CRIME BILL & HE DIDNT MENTION BIDEN COAUTHORED THE BILL

Trump people are fucking dumb, they need to be spoon fed this kind of stuff

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MainstreamDeviant 1 point ago +2 / -1

There are 2 more debates, dude. Don't need to go through all the ammo in one sitting.