I don't care if he's a dick. I don't care if he blows dead dogs on the White House lawn. I'm not marrying the fucking guy--all I want him to do is protect this country's interests against those who want to use us and milk us dry. Why are these people so offended by the package and not the contents?? Are we really that superficial?!

...Better him being 'kind of a dick' than a total pussy or a complete asshole... IMHO anyway.

As per Team America World Police, which one does all the f##king?