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CL1984 24 points ago +24 / -0

explain

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deleted 61 points ago +61 / -0
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droden 20 points ago +20 / -0

they made sweet dirty coked out prostitute love after she pegged him with a 6 foot dildo

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StoryTimeHour 15 points ago +15 / -0

and sometimes the hooker refuses to kill the fetus even after numerous death threats

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

and sometimes the hooker becomes wealthy beyond what her mostly smooth brain could comprehend.

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pingpongdingdong 4 points ago +4 / -0

She saw that $180,000/month no show job and $3.5 million dollar wire transfer from Moscow and was like “you’re staying alive, money machine, i mean, Hunter Jr.”

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Natick_01760 1 point ago +1 / -0

Science: How do you make a hormone

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JamesEarlPwns 35 points ago +35 / -0

Hunter impregnated a stripper and then married someone else.

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boreal_storm 37 points ago +37 / -0

Just polling the electorate.

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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Ih8leftists 14 points ago +14 / -0

His dead brothers wife?

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Isaiah53 14 points ago +14 / -0

No, yet another woman.

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MaoHatesSparrows 6 points ago +6 / -0

Christ, where do they all come from?

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JamesEarlPwns 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, some other lady. Guy's a piece of work.

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mrspaulrevere 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the someone else from South Africa, Melissa Cohen, Hunter's current wife that he had a baby with. He also had a baby with the stripper. Also has three kids from the first wife, who is not his dead brother's widow, she was just a fling. You can't tell the players here without a scorecard.

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Dashmoomoo 0 points ago +2 / -2

Implied inbreeding joke.

Edit: guess I was wrong. Oops!