Even the Jews are getting tired of their own bullshit. They’re over there in China trying to sell neurotic bagel shop humor to a bunch of slanty-eyed illiterate dirt peasants and they’re not having fun. At this point half their subversions are just out of habit, like Ben Shapiro continuing to oppose Trump for no logical reason he is able to explain. And these grabblers are like, “Schlomo, what are we doing? This is stupid. Nnn. I don’t want to do this anymore. Nnn. I miss the bagel shop. I used to be a bagel customer!”
Come home, Jews! Side with America again! Stop hating on the white man. We’re literally the only race of people you can even pose as so just admit you’re stuck with us. The Chinese, the Arabs, the blacks, the Hispanics, none of them want you. You are like these funny looking goblins to them. But white people love ya! Come home! Stop wasting your time in China. Aren’t you people supposed to be smart? Because this is kind of a no duh situation.
Even the Jews are getting tired of their own bullshit. They’re over there in China trying to sell neurotic bagel shop humor to a bunch of slanty-eyed illiterate dirt peasants and they’re not having fun. At this point half their subversions are just out of habit, like Ben Shapiro continuing to oppose Trump for no logical reason he is able to explain. And these grabblers are like, “Schlomo, what are we doing? This is stupid. Nnn. I don’t want to do this anymore. Nnn. I miss the bagel shop. I used to be a bagel customer!”
Come home, Jews! Side with America again! Stop hating on the white man. We’re literally the only race of people you can even pose as so just admit you’re stuck with us. The Chinese, the Arabs, the blacks, the Hispanics, none of them want you. You are like these funny looking goblins to them. But white people love ya! Come home! Stop wasting your time in China. Aren’t you people supposed to be smart? Because this is kind of a no duh situation.