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pyre2001 92 points ago +93 / -1

Once your legs to are too weak to get out of bed yourself, you are in trouble. Also, a few extra pounds help if you are a hospital for a period of time.

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TheEidolon 108 points ago +109 / -1

My grandfather lived to be 105. He would always say “if you stop moving you die”

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Bragg 68 points ago +68 / -0

Why he stop?

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KRosen333 79 points ago +80 / -1

Some say he's still moving to this day....

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NYC_4_Trump 33 points ago +33 / -0

If I die, promise you won’t let me vote Democrat.

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Sirbigusdickus 11 points ago +12 / -1

Before I die, promise to blend me in a large vitamix and keep it on smoothie so I don’t ever die.

Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no I got to keep on movin' Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground Oh no, I got to keep on movin'

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Baba_OReilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wear a facemark. Therefore, I am immortal.

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TheEidolon 52 points ago +53 / -1

I like to think he’d done everything he wanted to do and passed on to be with his wife in Heaven.

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meals23 17 points ago +18 / -1

God bless him!

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jubyeonin 23 points ago +23 / -0

Probably still moving. Rolling over in his grave at the thought of how far degeneracy has made it to mainstream.

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Gonzotron5000 5 points ago +5 / -0

At some point you're just spending all your energy to keep moving. Then you're just tired from staying alive.

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TripleBlack 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sound like my grand father. Strong and healthy well into his late 80s until his wife died. He started slowing down and was gone a few years later at 93.

Gotta stay active to stay alive and healthy.

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utfanx2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rolling stone gathers no moss. It's hard for something that's moving to grow (old).

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VinnyMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

I do manual labor for a living. You'd be shocked at how many guys die a year or two into retirement. They simply retire and don't get up off the couch. Work was the only exercise they got. What a waste of a pension.

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StarGirl 7 points ago +7 / -0

Was he a shark?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +5 / -1

Like a dolls eyes

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BigPedeEnergy 30 points ago +31 / -1

Biden looked so unpresidential last night!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 34 points ago +35 / -1

lies protruding, very disrespectful

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BigPedeEnergy 10 points ago +10 / -0

KEKEKEKEK!!! He refused to acknowledge leftwing violence last night!!!!

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TheNeighborhoodTroll 4 points ago +5 / -1

His pedophilic inclinations were disgusting and shameful. SAD!

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Ronald_Dregan 8 points ago +8 / -0

You could go JD or PhD even maybe DDS with a dash of MMA and CRT add in a bit of LPN with some CPA and you'll be GTG.

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Isthisusedtoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

PTA to med student here. Small world. The good thing is I was able to work so much PRN as a therapist that I saved enough to pay living expenses for four years. No way could I have stayed with therapy until retirement.

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Rginap 4 points ago +4 / -0

Squats and oats!

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NvJohansson 16 points ago +16 / -0

Severe illness when underweight elderly is much deadlier.

Edit: Wow, what a poorly constructed phrase. I've been up since 5am, time to pack it in. Goodnight

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NvJohansson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, he went downhill physically really fast. He was running with Obama in 2016, he couldnt do that now. Physical deterioration seems exponential once you start closing in on 80.

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DanIsSwell 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s what happened to my father in law, when dementia set in hard. When your brain can no longer send messages to your body, your body stops functioning properly, and wastes away. Last step is incontinence, then you know a dementia patient is on their last leg.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

A doctor friend of mine suspects he might be on the onset of ALS, he's just waiting for some eventual twitching to confirm it.

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Afeazo 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have a grandmother pushing 90 years old. She lost a ton of weight in her 70s and it aged her three decades.

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KillSkippy 150 points ago +151 / -1

Alpha gorilla stance. Thats my pres

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 38 points ago +40 / -2

"That gorilla hit that gorilla good!"

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MrSir 10 points ago +11 / -1

"Hes got moxey. Wit my coaching he could be the best I tells ya! The Best!"

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Slyhillary 21 points ago +22 / -1

We need to meme this back into existence.

RIP Harambe, but gorilla channel is its own meme. The separation matters to shame the left for their filthy lust for lies.

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 5 points ago +7 / -2

Listen kid, I haven't got long but I have evidence that Obama...

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meals23 10 points ago +12 / -2

I'm trying to bring back Ted Cruz DAHNALD meme, you bring back Gorilla Channel meme and it'll be just like the good old days in no time

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Slyhillary 4 points ago +5 / -1

I like the cut of your jib

https://youtu.be/do1sVPIJwPI

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ColdBrewCovfefe 97 points ago +100 / -3

I’ve seen trump in person. He isn’t that thicc. This can’t be reals?

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Meme_Too 74 points ago +76 / -2

It's the bullet proof underwear.

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Grilledpepe 51 points ago +52 / -1

You mean bulletproof ass

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loric4882 14 points ago +15 / -1

Hey the sun shines out of that ass

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Wankerton 12 points ago +14 / -2

Couldn't stand that close to the podium other wise.

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Bellababeala 26 points ago +27 / -1

Because body shaming is okay now as long as it’s their political enemy. Trannies and fatties on Sport Illustrated Swimsuit editions are okay though. You gotta keep up with 🤡 🌎

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Isthisusedtoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then touch themselves to the photo when nobody is around.

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TheNeighborhoodTroll 8 points ago +9 / -1

Thank you for posting that, I had a feeling that was deceptively edited. It made him look like he had a disability

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ABCDeezNutz 12 points ago +13 / -1

I've seen a lot of pictures that seem to indicate he has some sort of pelvic tilt. Causing a chest forward, ass out posture. Not a problem unless he decides to become a competitive athlete

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Grunge 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is taking weight off his heels. Seems he might be getting some leg and foot pain with all the standing and walking.

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Helmerj 62 points ago +63 / -1

Lift weights all day, you’ll have big muscles.

Shit on libs all day, you’ll have a mean dumper.

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FuckCommies 14 points ago +15 / -1

This is the way.

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Dashmoomoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmfao

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CaliPede24601 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the meanest of dumpers.

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AstronoMink 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmfaaaaaaao

...With lots of "a" for lots of dumping, lol.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 47 points ago +48 / -1

Thicc presidential boi

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Wankerton 3 points ago +5 / -2

Ya got some badunk in that trump?

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AstronoMink 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's 4 am & I'm trying not to wake anybody up, you fucker! Lmfao

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blacktankguy 37 points ago +40 / -3

Built like a brick shithouse

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PyroSphere 34 points ago +35 / -1

Just like a silverback gorilla, built for domination.

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Winter_huntress 31 points ago +33 / -2

🎶I like big butts and I can not lie, you other pedes can't deny that when the geotus walks in with a little bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung cause you notice that butt is stuffed, look at the tie he's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring, oh potus I want to get with you and take your picture, my pedes tried to warn me but that butt you got gets me so....patriotic?🎶🤣

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Haitianbychoice360 8 points ago +9 / -1

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👀😁

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boreal_storm 5 points ago +6 / -1

Ha ha. Thread winner!

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SeleniteGrayAMG 30 points ago +31 / -1

He gets a good glute workout everyday walking around with his massive balls.

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V-FOR-VICTOR 26 points ago +27 / -1

Joe Biden has an ass like Hank Hill

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +6 / -1

WaAaAaH!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a storybook, man!

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559throw 1 point ago +2 / -1

Like a frog wearing pants

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GEOTUSMAGA 18 points ago +19 / -1

DATASS

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megan_foxxx 15 points ago +16 / -1

🤫 🤤

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Trader_Of_Spice 14 points ago +15 / -1

That's not just any ass, that's AMERICA'S ass.

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Pixel 13 points ago +14 / -1

Please tell me this is real!

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LionTed 2 points ago +3 / -1

DUMMY THICC

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +12 / -1

Take my upvote!

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MustafaJones 11 points ago +12 / -1

It’s the living embodiment of the Chad vs Virgin meme.

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +5 / -1

lmao you beat me to it by 4 minutes

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teraton_vehemence 10 points ago +11 / -1

packed with dragon energy!

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UncleUncle 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's the secret to how he's able to bounce back so quickly everytime the media try to knock him down.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 8 points ago +9 / -1

We have the THICCEST President, don't we folks?

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NADSAQ 7 points ago +8 / -1

Chad bulge in both directions. Ouch!

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OsakaRaccoon 7 points ago +7 / -0

LIKE A RACCOON <3

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UCLA_freethinker 6 points ago +6 / -0

As my grandpa would say, "wow splucous in the tucous"

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AmericanPower 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden looks like a corpse with a thousand-yard stare. It could be the dementia, or it could be him listening to the person feeding him his lines, but probably both!

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Systemfree5 5 points ago +6 / -1

Joe looks like he's wasting away . Is he sick ?

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BadgerPuncher 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trumps a damn centaur. Respect his body libs.

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StarGirl 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have the greatest glutes, folks. Believe me!

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sanstheskeleton 4 points ago +4 / -0

The virgin stick figure vs the chad massive unit

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Covfefe_Baby 4 points ago +4 / -0

DAT AZZ

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IslamObamaWigwam1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like big Trumps and I can not lie.

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stonetears4fears 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden has an underbutt

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plaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

GEOTUSgotBack

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Polks_Corps 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta have some ass to anchor a huge schlong.

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SendThemBackToCanada 3 points ago +3 / -0

mmmmmm Trump looking mighty juicy. :333333

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I’m older, I’m having my Big Macs, so I can be a robust old dude.

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PN_OShea 2 points ago +2 / -0

"No Butt Biden"

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my GOD! Becky look at his butt!

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Hillarysudders 2 points ago +2 / -0

For a hot second I thought this was a comparison of how one news network fucks with the camera to make Trump look however they want. Like the left was RSBN, and the right was CNN. Or the other way around. Haha

Anyways... Biden is Mr. Burns! Hahaha skinny ass frail demented fuck!

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Modus_Pwninz 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a lover of, and married to, a total PAWG ... I am not sure how to feel about this post.

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MAGA_Argent_Crusade 2 points ago +2 / -0

portly [ pawrt-lee, pohrt- ]

adjective, port·li·er, port·li·est. rather heavy or fat; stout; corpulent. Archaic. stately, dignified, or imposing.

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amerika_f1rst 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daddy got the dump truck

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electricboogaloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

BLcotK kl iS5B