posted ago by NotSpyRussian
+4141 / -1
My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful
My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful
The old memes are the best memes.
Build up your meme library in the way it should go, and on the next election cycle thou shalt find it returns to thee.
-Kekimus 22:6
THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE SAYETH, TRUMP JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS
Wait is this the origin of the chicken tenders meme? I've been wondering how that came about!
you can only brainwash the willing !!
101
BAH GAWD! HE'S STOMPIN' A MUDHOLE IN HIS ASS, AND WALKIN' IT DRY!
That was Trump vs. Biden last night, interestingly enough.
WHAT
WHAT?!
Austin 3 verse 16 is pretty good. Personally I prefer The Gospel According to Owen, especially the scripture "I just broke your neck".
Don't forget the all powerful Rittenhouse Verse 223.
Oi, mate! You got a loicense for that assault musket?!
Samuel 17:18 "Bring also these ten cuts of cheese to the commander of their thousand, and look into the welfare of your brothers, and bring back news of them.
And don't forget the meek, they've had a terrible time.
Good news for y’all, i make ritz crackers, extra salt!
Cast thy memes upon the waters, and after many days thou shalt find them again.
Keklesiastes would be a fun name too
All in the New Kekimant
Kekzekiel 🤣
The old memes will show who is a vet and who is not.
Newfags will be mad about this post.
Oldfags will wonder why you haven't praised the contributions to memedom of YTMND dot com
YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DAWG
Old mods are best mods.
She should have came back here.
If the Trump team is reading this - please use her user name verbatim on any deep state arrests.
Example - if James Comey gets arrested, Trump Tweets
OhSnapYouGotServed
Steve Huffman gets arrested Trump Tweets
OhSnapYouGotServed
Ilovebacon.com
Then fark.com
oldfag reporting in. You should check out my geocities page!
Pleb. You mean your ISP doesn't give you 5MB of webspace and free perl access?
Perl! 😎
My eyes are literally bloodshot red from crying for the last hour, and I just threw up from the stress. I can't believe we lost again. The president sexually assaults people, the Republican in Montana bodyslams people, and this bitch in Georgia refuses to let women with breast cancer get treatment. And the worst part is people still vote for them! It's happening. We are in 1930s Nazi Germany. We must resist.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Gorilla warfare. Exclusively available on The Gorilla Channel.
By their moldy locks ye shall know them.
And believe me, she has moldylocks in other places, too.
Not sure you'd wanna grab her by the pussy. YUGE bush.
It’s the best right?! I had to type this out by hand from memory. lol.
I was in my room, reading the satanic verses. My mom walked in, carrying a plate of the good pasta. I screamed and smacked it out of her hand. I feel so bad, but I just can’t even right now.
Literally shaking.
Dicks out for Harambe!
It’s an old meme sir, but it checks out.
Kek.
A meme within a meme...
Memeception?
I was about to clear them... Shall I hold them?
Not gonna lie. I’m confused. I figured it was a reference to something. Just no clue what.
I MADE FUCKING CHEESE!
Hilarious but not making the mystery any clearer. Thanks though. I’m off to find the source of this. 🤦♂️
It was some cuck on r/politics having a meltdown shortly after the election, if that actually helps
Wait this was real? I always thought it was just a joke meme that the Pedes came up with. Now it's even more hilarious!
If memory serves, it was some retard on that Chinese-owned website who posted it unironically, because he was convinced that right wing death squads would start throwing people in gulags.
Didn't it start with "I won't repeat this" or something close?
Top comment on this Reddit post-
https://old.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/6n80uk/whats_with_the_my_wife_and_i_sold_our_wedding_and/
Surely that wasn't suspended in the last 8 minutes?
1984
I think he made cheese in his pants.
Hershey squirts.
It was a real comment from a redditor on a /r/politics thread about Trump.
It was a post after the 2016 election. Someone on Reddit was convinced the right wing death squads were coming any day now and posted:
Reading the OP now I see he pasted it word for word, I thought maybe he'd have swapped something out like calling himself a meme tender
Lol
It's an homage to the cheddar that we are no longer able to purchase because all of our cheesemakers are off fighting a gorilla war.
gib backstory
Damn and he was right, we can see these days that ethnic people are losing their businesses and their homes are getting wrecked because of Don...
Antifa?
Hmm..
Sneaky Donald Trump creating his own anti-ethnic groups!
It’s just an idea
C'mon, man!
Wow you have such a low bar for what you find "absurd".
EDIT: sarcasm. it was a comment on the thread. woooshed
Ronald_Dregan is salty. (In the Full Metal Jacket way.)
He checks out.
A nod of approval from an Elder Pede is the best nod of approval.
(Stupid lookin grin on this face rn)
Frens.
i thought it was on reddit lol
"This is definitely the end of Trump" says increasingly nervous man for the 14th time this year.
REEEEEEEEEE HE'S LITERALLY LOADING US ONTO TRAINS
AMTRAK TRAINS!
Well, at least we know we won't be on time.
Fly Emirates trains.
....WITHOUT MASK this time...... REEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU BEST BELIEVE THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THOSE TRAINS, EITHER!
I'm black and this didn't bother me at all. I seriously thought this comment was pro-trump. White is an ethnicity, I can more easily imagine white people being victimized for their skin color than black people, (I'm a nice, non-threatening guy and white people are on eggshells around me).
I'm ready to stand up for me white neighbors and family. My biggest threat of violence sadly comes from another black man, and it's not even close.
I didn't have to sell shit to buy my guns, wife and I were at the range on Saturday date night.
I'm on the side of all American Patriots. Skin color means nothing to me. Trump 2020
Thanks!!.
We're all in it together
Right on! 🇺🇸 United we stand. Divided we fall.
We all bleed the same red blood. America is worth fighting for, we will keep America great!
lol
I made fucking cheese!!
I won't be repeating it.
It seems like yesterday we were in the trenches of the great meme war
I had too wait til the 4th of the month to get my welfare check instead of the 3rd. This is like fucking Nazi Germany.
The nazism and putting people in camps will begin any day now. He's just biding his time.
We're 90% of the way through his first term, but he's chosen to slow boat it. Once it's the last three months, that's when he'll strike! Insta-nazism!
No, he is saving it for his second term when he doesn't need to worry about re-election. Then we I'll literally be sent to camps. I just wanted to make fuckin' CHEESE.
In 4 years: “Trump was just setting the stage for Pence to put us all in death camps.”
Powerful Mike Pence.
Then we'll really be stuck, in this godawful re-remake.
The new theory will be that he waits until year 8. Then when he can't "seize" power again he goes all dictator and starts loading us onto trains.
I sold my wife and kids to buy ammo. Now all I need is a gun.
I mean, in this ammo market that wouldn’t surprise me. 😅
I gotta good deal.
Now, take my wife...
PLEASE.
Speaking of old memes...
The fact that some ass actually wrote this in all seriousness, while believing every word of it makes it so much better!
Top kek
At this point, who the hell is not a white supremacist? The left accuses everyone of being a neo nazi.
Our President is somehow racist when he has a Jewish daughter and Jewish grandchildren?
Based pasta merchant
This is it guys. If Drumph gets through it’s going to be real-life The Cheesemaids Tale
I felt personally attacked by my feelings. I have renounced Trump and canceled my cartoon that was exclusively syndicated in defunct newspapers in protest.
Blessed are the cheese makers.
Can someone please explain the origin of the cheesemaker meme to me? It's one of my favorites and I can't find a source for it
it’s from reddit/politics user
I was not on Reddit four years ago so I didn’t see this until today. It’s hilarious!!
Racist: "Will you denounce white supremacy..."
POTUS: "Sure..."
Racist: "...and every member of every single group of people that supports you, those white supremacists?"
POSTUS: "Wait... what people, exactly? I'm not stupid, I can see a trap, unlike you, who fell for mine, loser."
Racists everywhere: "Trump refuses to denounce white supremacy!!!!"
At least you didn't make BREEEEEEEE
Underrated kek.
I member dis
What kind of guns did you get?
Just wondering if I should visit your house in the boog or not.
Blessed are the cheese makers, for they shall inherit our mirth.
How many chicken tendies did you throw?
Ahahahahahaa! Wonderful use of meme-lore
Good Meme Bro
he already did it 20 times or so. they know the answer. What they are doing by continuing to ask him to denounce them, they are painting him as one.
I miss this old meme
This aged spicy. 🌶
Would that be pimento cheese?
Buddy I've got over 300 Confirmed Kills and I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands. Go cut the cheese with your Somalian neighbor after he's done boning your wife and pray I don't find you.
I love the cheese maker meme.
Only elite pedes get it.
Works every time lmao
Her not having a wedding ring will make their Cuckold lifestyle easier.
Never get tired of that meme.
Old but gold.
Did you specialize in hot pepper cheese? It’s my favorite.
MAMA MIA! THIS IS A SPICY ONE!
The ebil hacker 4chan strikes again!
Anyone that thinks trump isnt the best has missing brain parts
oldie but a goodie
I know that maybe this isn't the place but while searching for the origin of this copypasta I read one called "I Finally Came After Edging for 16 Years!" and I'm crying laughing, would recommend!
DON'T google 'cumbox' on Reddit.
Trust me.
He should have denounced them, its politically stupid not to. Getting re-elected is the most important thing.
Hi. You missed the joke, and the 20+ times he already did that. Lurk more.
Needs the obligatory "faggot" at the end.
It's the "Are we there yet?" of the Left.
It will never be enough. They just want to create a clap trap of a soundbite since Chris Wallace was in on it. The media is clearly on Biden’s side and will do ANY underhanded method to elect him instead of Trump.
It really is amazing how much activity I saw today on the left about arming themselves. If they follow through (which I doubt they will) it is the worst possible time to do so.