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posted ago by NotSpyRussian +4141 / -1

My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful
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thewordwolf 401 points ago +402 / -1

The old memes are the best memes.

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EvanOnTheFly 172 points ago +175 / -3

Build up your meme library in the way it should go, and on the next election cycle thou shalt find it returns to thee.

-Kekimus 22:6

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 64 points ago +65 / -1

THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE SAYETH, TRUMP JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS

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eagleeyeddjt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait is this the origin of the chicken tenders meme? I've been wondering how that came about!

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jabov35 2 points ago +2 / -0

you can only brainwash the willing !!

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NaughtLightly 1 point ago +1 / -0

101

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thewordwolf 22 points ago +22 / -0

BAH GAWD! HE'S STOMPIN' A MUDHOLE IN HIS ASS, AND WALKIN' IT DRY!

That was Trump vs. Biden last night, interestingly enough.

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Texipede 12 points ago +12 / -0

WHAT

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thewordwolf 6 points ago +6 / -0

WHAT?!

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ChrisSuperDude 13 points ago +13 / -0

Austin 3 verse 16 is pretty good. Personally I prefer The Gospel According to Owen, especially the scripture "I just broke your neck".

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FergieJR 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget the all powerful Rittenhouse Verse 223.

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oi, mate! You got a loicense for that assault musket?!

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Samuel 17:18 "Bring also these ten cuts of cheese to the commander of their thousand, and look into the welfare of your brothers, and bring back news of them.

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Skabliggum2 4 points ago +4 / -0

And don't forget the meek, they've had a terrible time.

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Choomguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good news for y’all, i make ritz crackers, extra salt!

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RussianBot_23198a 19 points ago +20 / -1

Cast thy memes upon the waters, and after many days thou shalt find them again.

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crusadetiem 15 points ago +15 / -0

Keklesiastes would be a fun name too

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Choomguy 5 points ago +5 / -0

All in the New Kekimant

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kekzekiel 🤣

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Modus_Pwninz 54 points ago +56 / -2

The old memes will show who is a vet and who is not.

Newfags will be mad about this post.

Oldfags will wonder why you haven't praised the contributions to memedom of YTMND dot com

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Modus_Pwninz 18 points ago +18 / -0

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DAWG

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thewordwolf 15 points ago +15 / -0

Old mods are best mods.

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DaLaohu 7 points ago +7 / -0

She should have came back here.

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Necrovoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

If the Trump team is reading this - please use her user name verbatim on any deep state arrests.

Example - if James Comey gets arrested, Trump Tweets

OhSnapYouGotServed

Steve Huffman gets arrested Trump Tweets

OhSnapYouGotServed

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ilovebacon.com

Then fark.com

oldfag reporting in. You should check out my geocities page!

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Mashiki 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pleb. You mean your ISP doesn't give you 5MB of webspace and free perl access?

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perl! 😎

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ThePowerOfPrayer 44 points ago +45 / -1

My eyes are literally bloodshot red from crying for the last hour, and I just threw up from the stress. I can't believe we lost again. The president sexually assaults people, the Republican in Montana bodyslams people, and this bitch in Georgia refuses to let women with breast cancer get treatment. And the worst part is people still vote for them! It's happening. We are in 1930s Nazi Germany. We must resist.

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h3xAd3c1m4L 33 points ago +33 / -0

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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BrickBradford 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gorilla warfare. Exclusively available on The Gorilla Channel.

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Necrovoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

By their moldy locks ye shall know them.

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thewordwolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

And believe me, she has moldylocks in other places, too.

Not sure you'd wanna grab her by the pussy. YUGE bush.

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h3xAd3c1m4L 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s the best right?! I had to type this out by hand from memory. lol.

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DanIsSwell 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was in my room, reading the satanic verses. My mom walked in, carrying a plate of the good pasta. I screamed and smacked it out of her hand. I feel so bad, but I just can’t even right now.

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literally shaking.

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zigZag590 33 points ago +33 / -0

Dicks out for Harambe!

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ImaWizardHarry 26 points ago +26 / -0

It’s an old meme sir, but it checks out.

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thewordwolf 20 points ago +20 / -0

Kek.

A meme within a meme...

Memeception?

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N7fury 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was about to clear them... Shall I hold them?

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EffectiveTactics 82 points ago +83 / -1

Not gonna lie. I’m confused. I figured it was a reference to something. Just no clue what.

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NADSAQ 64 points ago +64 / -0

I MADE FUCKING CHEESE!

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EffectiveTactics 34 points ago +34 / -0

Hilarious but not making the mystery any clearer. Thanks though. I’m off to find the source of this. 🤦‍♂️

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NADSAQ 59 points ago +59 / -0

It was some cuck on r/politics having a meltdown shortly after the election, if that actually helps

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OrangeFruitGood 30 points ago +30 / -0

Wait this was real? I always thought it was just a joke meme that the Pedes came up with. Now it's even more hilarious!

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IncredibleMrE1 24 points ago +24 / -0

If memory serves, it was some retard on that Chinese-owned website who posted it unironically, because he was convinced that right wing death squads would start throwing people in gulags.

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PinochetIsMyHero 10 points ago +10 / -0

Didn't it start with "I won't repeat this" or something close?

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PawsOfMotion 15 points ago +15 / -0

Surely that wasn't suspended in the last 8 minutes?

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Specter 12 points ago +12 / -0

1984

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SendThemBackToCanada 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think he made cheese in his pants.

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sentient-potato 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hershey squirts.

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tombombadil 31 points ago +31 / -0

It was a real comment from a redditor on a /r/politics thread about Trump.

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nodoxplz 31 points ago +31 / -0

It was a post after the 2016 election. Someone on Reddit was convinced the right wing death squads were coming any day now and posted:

I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker . I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful

Reading the OP now I see he pasted it word for word, I thought maybe he'd have swapped something out like calling himself a meme tender

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eatonfools 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol

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PinochetIsMyHero 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's an homage to the cheddar that we are no longer able to purchase because all of our cheesemakers are off fighting a gorilla war.

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hisnamewasjeff 14 points ago +14 / -0

gib backstory

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hisnamewasjeff 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn and he was right, we can see these days that ethnic people are losing their businesses and their homes are getting wrecked because of Don...

Antifa?

Hmm..

Sneaky Donald Trump creating his own anti-ethnic groups!

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IcedCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s just an idea

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'mon, man!

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Ronald_Dregan 4 points ago +6 / -2 (edited)

Wow you have such a low bar for what you find "absurd".

EDIT: sarcasm. it was a comment on the thread. woooshed

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thewordwolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ronald_Dregan is salty. (In the Full Metal Jacket way.)

He checks out.

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Ronald_Dregan 3 points ago +3 / -0

A nod of approval from an Elder Pede is the best nod of approval.

(Stupid lookin grin on this face rn)

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Frens.

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seejayem 2 points ago +2 / -0

i thought it was on reddit lol

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ProfessorOak 3 points ago +3 / -0

"This is definitely the end of Trump" says increasingly nervous man for the 14th time this year.

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MuhSoy 62 points ago +63 / -1

REEEEEEEEEE HE'S LITERALLY LOADING US ONTO TRAINS

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KarlHungus53 20 points ago +21 / -1

AMTRAK TRAINS!

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Shitposter69 24 points ago +24 / -0

Well, at least we know we won't be on time.

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Jackhererer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fly Emirates trains.

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barefootozark 8 points ago +8 / -0

....WITHOUT MASK this time...... REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Strike_Eagle784 5 points ago +5 / -0

YOU BEST BELIEVE THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THOSE TRAINS, EITHER!

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TimTruckdashian 36 points ago +38 / -2

I'm black and this didn't bother me at all. I seriously thought this comment was pro-trump. White is an ethnicity, I can more easily imagine white people being victimized for their skin color than black people, (I'm a nice, non-threatening guy and white people are on eggshells around me).

I'm ready to stand up for me white neighbors and family. My biggest threat of violence sadly comes from another black man, and it's not even close.

I didn't have to sell shit to buy my guns, wife and I were at the range on Saturday date night.

I'm on the side of all American Patriots. Skin color means nothing to me. Trump 2020

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synd1050 9 points ago +10 / -1

Thanks!!.

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TimTruckdashian 9 points ago +10 / -1

We're all in it together

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Magamom2020 7 points ago +8 / -1

Right on! 🇺🇸 United we stand. Divided we fall.

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1776forever1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

We all bleed the same red blood. America is worth fighting for, we will keep America great!

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Trumper007 34 points ago +35 / -1

lol

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 8 points ago +10 / -2

I made fucking cheese!!

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Elecon 6 points ago +7 / -1

I won't be repeating it.

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TrumpsFavorite 20 points ago +21 / -1

It seems like yesterday we were in the trenches of the great meme war

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foxhound 19 points ago +20 / -1

I had too wait til the 4th of the month to get my welfare check instead of the 3rd. This is like fucking Nazi Germany.

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jacko556 16 points ago +17 / -1

The nazism and putting people in camps will begin any day now. He's just biding his time.
We're 90% of the way through his first term, but he's chosen to slow boat it. Once it's the last three months, that's when he'll strike! Insta-nazism!

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Thenorthelevator 12 points ago +13 / -1

No, he is saving it for his second term when he doesn't need to worry about re-election. Then we I'll literally be sent to camps. I just wanted to make fuckin' CHEESE.

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tombombadil 8 points ago +9 / -1

In 4 years: “Trump was just setting the stage for Pence to put us all in death camps.”

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thewordwolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Powerful Mike Pence.

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Magabeliever 1 point ago +2 / -1

Then we'll really be stuck, in this godawful re-remake.

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PawsOfMotion 4 points ago +5 / -1

The new theory will be that he waits until year 8. Then when he can't "seize" power again he goes all dictator and starts loading us onto trains.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 14 points ago +15 / -1

I sold my wife and kids to buy ammo. Now all I need is a gun.

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DeepWinter 5 points ago +6 / -1

I mean, in this ammo market that wouldn’t surprise me. 😅

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 3 points ago +4 / -1

I gotta good deal.

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thewordwolf 1 point ago +2 / -1

Now, take my wife...

PLEASE.

Speaking of old memes...

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MustafaJones 14 points ago +15 / -1

The fact that some ass actually wrote this in all seriousness, while believing every word of it makes it so much better!

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Schiffblower 13 points ago +14 / -1

Top kek

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Dang 8 points ago +9 / -1

At this point, who the hell is not a white supremacist? The left accuses everyone of being a neo nazi.

Our President is somehow racist when he has a Jewish daughter and Jewish grandchildren?

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BoilingEnema 8 points ago +8 / -0

Based pasta merchant

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SliceOfKek 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is it guys. If Drumph gets through it’s going to be real-life The Cheesemaids Tale

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +7 / -0

I felt personally attacked by my feelings. I have renounced Trump and canceled my cartoon that was exclusively syndicated in defunct newspapers in protest.

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spez_this 7 points ago +7 / -0

Blessed are the cheese makers.

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1776er 6 points ago +7 / -1

Can someone please explain the origin of the cheesemaker meme to me? It's one of my favorites and I can't find a source for it

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NADSAQ 6 points ago +7 / -1

it’s from reddit/politics user

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was not on Reddit four years ago so I didn’t see this until today. It’s hilarious!!

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PoagMahone 6 points ago +6 / -0

Racist: "Will you denounce white supremacy..."

POTUS: "Sure..."

Racist: "...and every member of every single group of people that supports you, those white supremacists?"

POSTUS: "Wait... what people, exactly? I'm not stupid, I can see a trap, unlike you, who fell for mine, loser."

Racists everywhere: "Trump refuses to denounce white supremacy!!!!"

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

At least you didn't make BREEEEEEEE

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Underrated kek.

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mickusa1 5 points ago +6 / -1

I member dis

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jgardner 5 points ago +5 / -0

What kind of guns did you get?

Just wondering if I should visit your house in the boog or not.

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sesquipedalienator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blessed are the cheese makers, for they shall inherit our mirth.

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Gwoz8881 4 points ago +5 / -1

How many chicken tendies did you throw?

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Smurfection 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahahahahahaa! Wonderful use of meme-lore

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Tokens_Worth 4 points ago +5 / -1

Good Meme Bro

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LesboPregnancyScare 4 points ago +4 / -0

he already did it 20 times or so. they know the answer. What they are doing by continuing to ask him to denounce them, they are painting him as one.

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Ironlabel 4 points ago +4 / -0

I miss this old meme

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CaptainForehead 4 points ago +5 / -1

This aged spicy. 🌶

Would that be pimento cheese?

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Trump2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Buddy I've got over 300 Confirmed Kills and I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands. Go cut the cheese with your Somalian neighbor after he's done boning your wife and pray I don't find you.

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RedFoxOnFire 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love the cheese maker meme.

Only elite pedes get it.

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WestPalm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Works every time lmao

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TurdFerguson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her not having a wedding ring will make their Cuckold lifestyle easier.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +5 / -1

Never get tired of that meme.

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PhantomShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

Old but gold.

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ImaWizardHarry 3 points ago +4 / -1

Did you specialize in hot pepper cheese? It’s my favorite.

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAMA MIA! THIS IS A SPICY ONE!

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NonyaDB 3 points ago +3 / -0

The ebil hacker 4chan strikes again!

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +4 / -1

Anyone that thinks trump isnt the best has missing brain parts

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

oldie but a goodie

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BluetoothHelibungee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know that maybe this isn't the place but while searching for the origin of this copypasta I read one called "I Finally Came After Edging for 16 Years!" and I'm crying laughing, would recommend!

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

DON'T google 'cumbox' on Reddit.

Trust me.

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squanchingonpao 3 points ago +10 / -7

He should have denounced them, its politically stupid not to. Getting re-elected is the most important thing.

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NADSAQ 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hi. You missed the joke, and the 20+ times he already did that. Lurk more.

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thewordwolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lurk more.

Needs the obligatory "faggot" at the end.

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anthemstander 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's the "Are we there yet?" of the Left.

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Johnfox13 6 points ago +6 / -0

It will never be enough. They just want to create a clap trap of a soundbite since Chris Wallace was in on it. The media is clearly on Biden’s side and will do ANY underhanded method to elect him instead of Trump.

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Mullet_Makowski 3 points ago +3 / -0

It really is amazing how much activity I saw today on the left about arming themselves. If they follow through (which I doubt they will) it is the worst possible time to do so.