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teerex1982 155 points ago +155 / -0

hahaha. he is a fat fuck

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Sirbigusdickus 41 points ago +41 / -0

Or promoted.

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MyMagaRedHaT 28 points ago +28 / -0

RSBN is awesome, love them.

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Agent_Orange 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is their scrolling list of names of people who have donated to RSBN. You can use any name you choose. So, no need to get fired, we can all play!

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VinnyMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think those are the monthly subscribers and those are their YouTube names. Lol

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fat Shitpants Jerry

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IncredibleMrE1 59 points ago +59 / -0

Worth noting that his current state of corpulence is after gastric bypass surgery.

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9x10again 33 points ago +33 / -0

His head used to look like a mammoth pumpkin.

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anthemstander 40 points ago +40 / -0

Kind of like Chrissy Teigan's?

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9x10again 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yes!

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IncredibleMrE1 38 points ago +38 / -0

He was so fat that he stopped using the NYC subway because he couldn't handle the steps at the station. https://www.nytimes.com/2002/11/16/nyregion/nadler-as-a-last-resort-sheds-weight-by-surgery.html

Here's what he looked like before: https://i1.wp.com/graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2013/05/07/nyregion/07w-nadlerold/07w-nadlerold-custom1.jpg?w=650

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Sirbigusdickus 22 points ago +22 / -0

I encourage him not to give up and go full spheroid.

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Madman2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Roll him to the juice room!

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mellestal 3 points ago +3 / -0

600+ lbs, get on "My 600 pound life" or whatever that shitty TLC show is. Come on Nadler that's probably easier than pulling your pants up past your nipples to try and hide your fat.

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Whimpy13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dude looks like he's got his own gravity field.

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Aries_cz 11 points ago +11 / -0

Seriously, how do you even get to the point of being that fat?

I am not the thinnest person, but damn, being that fat must take some serious dedication

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Musicbymuzak 5 points ago +5 / -0

When you have a crap ton of money to eat all the time at what I imagine are really good restaraunts, where all the rest of the politicians go I'd say it's easy. Steak and super heavy/rich food all the time. I'm no soiboi but I couldn't eat like them lol

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PITPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jerry Waddler

🐧🐧🐧

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KungFluFighter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wtf... this was his meal in one sitting??? No wonder he likes like a literal 2x4. 2’ tall and 4’ wide... holt fuck what a fat fucking slob... 🤢

“ In the past, he would typically consume a salad, a bowl of onion soup, a 14-ounce rib-eye steak with french fries, vegetables, bread and butter and a dessert -- all washed down with diet Coke. He also snacked constantly -- on Oreo cookies, Fig Newtons, frankfurters and even tuna salad and chicken salad sandwiches.”

By the way who the fuck eats tuna/chicken salad for breakfast?? (It’s in the next paragraph about the breakfast)

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sheeeesh! I'm fat, and if I go to Texas Roadhouse, I eat a side salad and a few rolls, and I might eat most of my baked potato and one bite of my 16-ounce sirloin, and that's it. I'm packed and have to take the rest home. For Nadler, that's just half the course! All that, and a Diet Coke, because, y'know, he doesn't want to be a pig or anything.

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

"He also snacked constantly -- on Oreo cookies, Fig Newtons, frankfurters and even tuna salad and chicken salad sandwiches."

Bruh, those ain't snax.

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OGpsywar 5 points ago +6 / -1

"Fat" Nadler 🤔 ... really seems like the delineator is redundant.

Or maybe it's an example copied from the dictionary definition of "Fat".

(Fat: noun; Obese; see Nadler)

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

That we paid for!

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

When people get Re-Fat after bypass, their intestines get all sorts of fucked up, it can cause people to shit them selves.

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ZacPetkanas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worth noting that his current state of corpulence is after gastric bypass surgery.

Which shows how he has absolutely zero self control. To maintain that body size after surgery you have to work at it. Disgusting fuck

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Rainman 19 points ago +19 / -0

refuse to hold the criminals like Nadler accountable

I also find solace in the fact that leftists will ALWAYS be miserable neurotics no matter how much power, influence, or money they have.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

DIABEETUS

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RedHawk44 13 points ago +13 / -0

Somewhat lighter after shitting himself on stage...

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BeanieBeanTX 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'd say about a gallon or so lighter 😁

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Mrsattorney 6 points ago +6 / -0

But he's not nearly as fat as he was prior to having bariatric surgery.

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JigglesV 42 points ago +42 / -0

LISTEN HERE FAT

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IncredibleMrE1 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can do more pushups than you!

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SlickWillie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Naddy's belly would hit the floor before he could do a full pushup.

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9x10again 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of all his gaffes, I think that is my absolute favorite.

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bellcurvestrikesback 35 points ago +35 / -0

Most accurate news broadcaster confirmed

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whiskey_shitz 29 points ago +29 / -0

Jerry 'taco sharts' nadler

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KAGALOSAURUS [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Anyone know what amount gets you on the ticker? I’ve wanted to do it with “thedonald.win”.

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RIPIsaacKappy 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you join as an RSBN monthly member via their YouTube account. Starts at $10 a month and comes with perks, like custom RSBN Trump emojis for the livestream chats.

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VinnyMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's the monthly subscribers and those are their YouTube usernames. What's weird is if you click join it says 5.99 with what I believe to be the British pound sign. Always struck me as weird.

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AlphaNathan 19 points ago +19 / -0

nadler pooped his pants

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Leaking from his wherever

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Ez_mac 8 points ago +8 / -0

Very disrespectful

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AllYouHaveIsYourself 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit protruding - in his black pants before congress

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perrarm2 18 points ago +18 / -0

I might put in a donation in the name of Crack head Hunter

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the_riots_woke_me_up 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Listen guys, I have a lactose intolerance issue. Whoever keeps calling my secretary asking to speak to Captain Shit Pants is not funny".

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Girthquakes 4 points ago +4 / -0

"The shit in my pants is a myth"

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meals23 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have always been at war with Eurasia. There has always been shit in Jerry's pants.

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lord Sith Shit

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Avdimar 6 points ago +6 / -0

52x30? I am not sure if I would give him that much length.

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Cup-o-Covfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

To be fair, half the length is covering his upper body. It's plausible.

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Avdimar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah true, I did think about that. I am 5'11 and wear 30 length, he is 5'3. So he has to pull up my length of pants 7 inches past his waist. Anyone want to volunteer lifting up that sack of fat to see where is waist is?

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9000ENERGY 8 points ago +8 / -0

Listen here, fat

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NadlersPants 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree too.

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Logan051361 6 points ago +6 / -0

HAHAHAHA

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look, Fat Nadler

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GuacamoleTariff 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK.

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Dckman 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek

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wapsi109283 4 points ago +4 / -0

Adjective checks out, proceed.

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7.62swinebuster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Knew a guy built just like Nads. Every toilet in his home and office had a bidet with enough psi to take paint off. He still smelled like swamp 2ss every time i ever passed by him.

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7.62swinebuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao...see the single review?

Changed my life! August 6, 2020 This thing changed the way I take my massive dumps in the early am. You have the flexability to stay seated and wipe the exit only hole at the same time? What a great idea! It saves time and money. No more having to get up to wipe! And you'll use less toilet paper knowing you get get more with each stroke! Word from the wise: make sure to keep and store it in a safe place away from the dog. Once he puts his teeth to it, it'll end up scratching you the next time you use it. Totally recommend this item!

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KAGALOSAURUS [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol!

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Trythisagain 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Right Side” is right again!

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JustHereForTheSalmon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wasn't able to create a pseudonym of "Nadler's Big Juicy Shit In His Pants"

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Comanche_Moon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nadler's been trolled! Great job guys!

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IloveDJT2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh my gosh. You guys make me laugh all the time 😂😂

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MixedBlacknWhite 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's the Penguins retarded older brother that ruined every family portrait.

"fahkin Jerrry, stand in the god damn back ya retahd.. Mah! ....You know she doesnt even want you in the fahkin pictcha anyhow"

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ChuckedBeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just donor names.

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DemsFuckKids 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL, how much u pay to get that on there, pede?

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FAQ-REDDIT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fat fuck is taller lying down than standing up.

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Regardless 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is maga.host being DDoS'd? I'm loading the picture at 28.8kbps speeds.

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KAGALOSAURUS [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure, I just uploaded one fine, but I fell back on it cause the native hosting wasn’t working here.

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HarryxD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fat Nadler. New band name. I call it.

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Coitus_The_Swamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen, Fat

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psyflux 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fattest!

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FratPatriot99 2 points ago +2 / -0

look fat, you gotta take advice from me and stop shitting your pants on stage corn pop! When the kids rub against my leg I try to hold that malarkey in so I don't turn the pool brown

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Sea_Still 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shitting your pants is a myth

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

As opposed to what other kind?

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chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shartwaddle

(my new favoriate #)

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SkeletorsTeeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

This isnt body positivity....im literally shaking right now....

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shitPostingChamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOOK FAT, HERE’S THE DEAL

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fat waddler

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Picador_20 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Tweedle Dum swallowed Tweedle Dee whole, like a python, he would be almost as fat as Fat Nadler.

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Visceroth 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never seen a fat violinist or a skinny nadler

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Pres_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am sure they will get fined by the FCC, possibly FBI raids but ABC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, etc can call President Trump a Nazi and white supremacist ... got it.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Mad Sharter

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Strike_Eagle784 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about Nadler Brown Pants?

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TNRoundman 1 point ago +1 / -0

GEOTUS has been calling him Fat Jerry for years. They've been enemies for a long time. Fat Jerry really hates being called Fat Jerry Nadler.

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sustainable_saltmine 1 point ago +1 / -0

press beating? was this a surprise beating? nothing seemed to be announced ahead of time

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