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cbonez416 85 points ago +85 / -0

Yeah these fake news journalists have lost the narrative. Yeah down by the river you moron!! Who cares where it was!! Did it happen you asshoe!!

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2SCOOPS2TERMS410 59 points ago +59 / -0

Trump misspoke at the debate where he said ballots were found in a river bed but they were in a ditch. They both can be seen as dry ditches.

This made a "reporter" want the press sec to say Trump was wrong. And he kept talking over her asking where the river is. It was an obvious gotcha he wasnt hiding

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Tomboy_Patriot 20 points ago +20 / -0

BOOM

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Chopblock 13 points ago +13 / -0

They’re up Shit Creek

/keep digging, asshoes

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Idontneedneilyoung1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pirogue for this Cajunpede!

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Pray4USA 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂

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CannonballJunior 13 points ago +13 / -0

I thought Trump said two times they were thrown into a creek. Missed the river comment.

Not sure why media would think that detail is important anyway. The act of throwing away ballots is the one giant detail that matters.

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NvJohansson 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thousands of destroyed ballots floating in water really don't matter to leftist idiots, but the difference between a creek ,a gully, a stream or a river; hell that's apocalyptic.

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commies0ride0free 9 points ago +9 / -0

But will Trump denounce ditches?!

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Magastein143 6 points ago +6 / -0

BUT WHERE IS THER RIVER?!?!?!? I NEED TO KNOW FOR MY ARTICLE! Are these people even trying to act like adults?

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Kweebecker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Next you're going to tell me that Trump doesn't know that the difference between lakes and ponds is lakes have a stratified temperature band while ponds have a smooth gradient or singular band! Clearly, orange man bad.

Wait, what was this about election fraud? No! No! Don't pay attention to that! We need to critique his lack of marinegeography degree, not his very important point about fair elections!

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JimDandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Things I did not know. Thanks.

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Trumper007 11 points ago +11 / -0

lol 'mispoke' yeah thats it just like misspelled!

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tmasten 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Lie NuMber EleVentY baZilliOn aNd oNe!"

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sadKEK 4 points ago +4 / -0

He does things like that all the time and the press will correct him and say "he's wrong it was found in a ditch" maybe they're catching on after 4 years.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope. They are not catching on, otherwise they wouldn't be saying anything about rivers. LOL.

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Shroudedf8 22 points ago +22 / -0

I hate that... Get a little behind then have to scroll through 387 posts trying to get the original story, lol. It's from today's press beating regarding a ditch vs a river. Out on mobile so I can't easily post a link. I think if you check yt for the briefing, it's around the 18 minute mark.

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ShyGuyLink 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hey, I have the same system of management! Once I get off from work for the day I don't get off TDW until everything is orange arrows and light-gray post titles!

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Trumper007 2 points ago +2 / -0

THanks. You made me pee biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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trainkeeparollin 9 points ago +9 / -0

For real, y'all need to be better with context on this stuff. I work a lot and can only check a few times a day, and sometimes I'm baffled by random shit filling the front page with no info.

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here what I do: whatever the focal point of several posts that I don’t understand is, I google “person, thing” so today it was “Kayleigh, river”

Sometimes it’s “Biden, stupid bastards” If I don’t find the fake news on google I go to YouTube and do the same thing or look at what Tim Pool, Conservative Twins, Liberal Hivemind, or that salty guy that follows here says. haven’t had an instance where that doesn’t work

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do this too but sometimes "person" has many nicknames or isn't named at all in the headline. Kayleigh is one that usually works.

Trump, Biden, Pelosi, Harris - can all be much harder.

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BloodElfSupporter 3 points ago +3 / -0

This!!! We don’t sit in front of our computer all day lol

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NvJohansson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why the hell would you leave for 2 minutes? I bring my phone to the toilet just in case. Last time l left for 15 minutes, and when l came back every thread was about a bear and didn't know what the fuck was going on.

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

I missed the bear and the burritos entirely because I was on vacation.

Try getting back to TDW after ten days on the road. It's impossible.

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takeAmericaBackAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had totally forgotten about burrito man! Hahaha!

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

The funny thing is, after two months, I still haven't seen it! That's how hard it is to keep up. :)

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Mrsattorney 5 points ago +6 / -1

Today's presser...the big mouthed bass depicted above gave Kayleigh a hard time by suggesting the President had misrepresented the ballot tossing incident because the ballots weren't thrown in a river.. they were thrown in a ditch instead, lol. At least I think that's what happened. Someone else please correct me if I'm wrong.

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AlphaNathan 21 points ago +21 / -0

WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE RIVER. MUH INBOX REEEEEE

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ReclaimYourDestiny 1 point ago +1 / -0

"What's the name of the river!?"

You're a globalist commie? Oh, let me tie a millstone around your neck and I'll go show it to you

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corezone 6 points ago +6 / -0

It'll make a great sound byte that when taken out of context makes him look like a champion of liberty breaking through the lies and tyranny of the Trump administration.

The idiot MSM followers will eat it up.

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Leatherwood 5 points ago +5 / -0

These vermin disgust me so much. Badgering Kayleigh. Maligning POTUS. The MSM are the lowest of the low here on God's beautiful planet.

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SomeDiggity 26 points ago +26 / -0

Just woke up, who am I looking at?

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corezone 11 points ago +11 / -0

Watch today's white house press briefing.

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +7 / -1

cuck

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marikiri 3 points ago +3 / -0

some people have jobs and cant lurk on TD all day

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takeAmericaBackAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think AlphaNathan was referring to the picture of the face on the bass, not our fellow pede

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the Ditch-River guy.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woman or man, I can't tell.

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Tomboy_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

hermaphrodite

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lollergagger 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy. Forward to 18:50 if the timestamp doesn't work.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, same old shit. It's lie number 2,342,319 that President Trump has told since taking office according to the Democrats, because the ballots were ackshually found in a ditch, not a river.

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unclebobinator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Classic fake news deflection. Snopes would be proud of the way he handled that.

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RedWhiteBluePanda [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some dopey reporter at the WH press beating today wouldn't stop badgering Kayleigh about where was the river where they found the lost ballots (referred to at debate by Trump).

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MegaMagaManX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dumb press at Kayleigh's briefing

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KAGALOSAURUS 14 points ago +14 / -0

Flood this form https://help.foxnews.com/hc/en-us/requests/new with the link (below) and tell them to have Jon Decker do some investigation and call the sheriffs office. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mail-absentee-ballots-found-wisconsin-ditch

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Ben45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Done

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CannonballJunior 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't watch Fox News anymore, but I hear that Decker guy on Fox News Radio, and he comes off as a sleazy, ridiculous Trump-hating cuck.

Come to think of it, that describes most of Fox News Radio.

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RivalPipe 9 points ago +9 / -0

John Decker's career epitaph:

"Yes, I was the Ditch-River guy. What would like with your Chicken Soft Tacos?"

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Purple_Drank 7 points ago +7 / -0

she said it was a ditch like 5 times... the dude kept saying "where is the river?"... Fucking dick

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Sea_Still 5 points ago +5 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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racecar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck you I finally got that billy bigmouth bass song out of my head

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GTL5427 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyway, four dollars a pound.

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Tacotonny23 1 point ago +1 / -0

This took me back, wow

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BADGERPEDE 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm.........not familiar with the meme. What'd I miss?

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LivingOnThinIce 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take my money, my cigarettes I haven't seen the worst of it yet

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they want to talk about rivers, why don't they talk about Flint, Michigan?

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PastorCharles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyways, Ton'. Four bucks a pound.

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JaquesoCheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

What’s the story here? What did I miss?

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Hollywoodwarrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Going from comments:

Trump said ballots found down by river in debate

It was actually a drain ditch

Reports and fake news trying to twist narrative to say “no ballots were found by river” to imply there were no ballots found - when in fact it was a ditch and they knew what he meant

I guess it came up in the press beating this morning and some guy was double downing on it

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ObamasLooseButthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

This. But I recommend watching it, it’s hilarious to see how upset he gets about it lol.

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Hollywoodwarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

ok, found it!

Missing the forest from the trees. Damn, I don't know how she keeps her composure! She's so damn GOOD. I guess that's why she's at where she's at.

I've honestly learned so much on biting my tongue just watching her and Trump more recently. At that Trump "town hall" and those obvious shills just lambasting him, I was just amazed at Trump taking it, not getting defensive, and being sincere. I felt like his game has increased considerably over the last few years in that department.

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Hollywoodwarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

for sure! I was looking for the clip link. I'll make sure to do it now, thanks for the nudge.

There's just so much gold every day, hard to mine it all!

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Joanie-Detlefsen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant way to have the msm talking about tossed ballots. *winning. Again!

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CONNMAN 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's like that guy in Good Will Hunting who tries to outsmart Matt Damon in the bar but Damon crushes him with facts.

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covfefe-time 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fish mouth, Soyboy!!

Back to your ditch, bitch.

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KRM944 2 points ago +2 / -0

I report on the news! REEEEEEEEEE

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trumptrain11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahahah. LMFAO

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gropedbybiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

WASHING ME DOWWWWWNNNNNNNNN

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Nadlers_Belt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Billy bad bass.

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alienjesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s not a River, it’s a ditch! Checkmate Drumpf Tards!

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RoofKorean 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy has been pretty calm since 2016 and today was the first time I've seen him get loud. It's good to see all of them being exposed for the swamp fucks they are.

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BDE_MAGA_COUNTRY 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ay Tone, you know I've been workin for the government right?

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rplgn 1 point ago +1 / -0

what a hypocrite

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Magacaliweed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whereeeeeeeeeeee is REEEEEEEEEEVEEER?

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Holeinone 1 point ago +1 / -0

EPA wants to consider the dry creek bed as a “navigable water”.

Take it up with the environmentalists. Do they want to regulate it or not?

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Dontcuckmebro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wheres the river? Wheres the river?

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BrewSwillis 1 point ago +1 / -0

NBC Nightly News said that President Trump "lied" about ballots being found in a "creek". Implying that no ballots were found at all. Even though those assholes know there were ballots found in a ditch.

Those fuckers are such fake news, and they know what they are doing, and are doing it on purpose to help the DNC.

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July_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

the fuck happened. what did i miss, again?

edit: oh.

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Pixel 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just finished watching the press briefing. What a bunch of fucking low IQ childish morons! They are either evil, or literally retarded.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Billy basshole.

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Muttsbitetoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Notice how they always take Trump literally and not seriously. They do the exact fucking opposite to brain dead joe.

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eatonfools 1 point ago +1 / -0

I needed context my wife explained this to me because I was working. I'm ROFL. 🤣🤣🤣

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was expecting Lori Lightfoot. Don't know who that is.

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Amnesia420 0 points ago +1 / -1

I miss these things!!