4148
Comments (144)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
30
CaliPede24601 30 points ago +31 / -1

CIA: Cognitive Interference Agency

FBI: Flawed Bureau of Idiocy

NSA: National Sellout Agency

16
Chalwa222 16 points ago +17 / -1

I always assumed FBI stood for a Fucking Bunch of Idiots

13
thehacker4channel 13 points ago +14 / -1

Until they go after Republicans. Then they’re an unrivaled military division.

5
ralphw 5 points ago +6 / -1

They're actually an anti-Ameircan secret police. Treat the same way you would a wounded rhinosarus.

8
9000ENERGY 8 points ago +8 / -0

ATF: Anuses to Fuck?

IRS: Income Redistribution Service