4713 () posted 197 days ago by BlueSaltMiner 197 days ago by BlueSaltMiner +4713 / -0 236 comments share 236 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (236) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 2 ▼ – SisterCovfefe 2 points 197 days ago +2 / -0 Maybe Jill slammed his fingers in a door when he couldn't remember his talking points. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Damadhatter 3 points 197 days ago +3 / -0 Or the father of the previous little girl rolled his fingers up in the car window while he was trying to catch one last sniff. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – zooty 1 point 196 days ago +1 / -0 Knew an old guy who had a finger that wouldn't bend. Claimed it happened in a sporting accident. Turned out he was a pedo. I like to hope it was the family of one of his victims did it to him. permalink parent save report block reply
Maybe Jill slammed his fingers in a door when he couldn't remember his talking points.
Or the father of the previous little girl rolled his fingers up in the car window while he was trying to catch one last sniff.
Knew an old guy who had a finger that wouldn't bend. Claimed it happened in a sporting accident. Turned out he was a pedo. I like to hope it was the family of one of his victims did it to him.