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SisterCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe Jill slammed his fingers in a door when he couldn't remember his talking points.

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Damadhatter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or the father of the previous little girl rolled his fingers up in the car window while he was trying to catch one last sniff.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Knew an old guy who had a finger that wouldn't bend. Claimed it happened in a sporting accident. Turned out he was a pedo. I like to hope it was the family of one of his victims did it to him.