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BowelSharpton 119 points ago +120 / -1

BeetleJuice is PERFECTLY horrifying WITHOUT any need for a costume. What do Chicago residents do on HorrorWeen? Dodge bullets?

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JoePCool14 38 points ago +38 / -0

They live in a haunted house 24/7/365.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

What do they do on Feb 29?

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KarpLykov 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hir eyes look better like this

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Skogin 5 points ago +6 / -1

Agreed.

But a closed coffin would be best.

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AnthraciteCracker 6 points ago +6 / -0

She even resides with Lurch

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ChicagoMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think it tends to be pretty peaceful on Halloween. Only holiday where I know people shoot off guns to celebrate is NYE. On Independence Day, you have to guess if a loud noise is a gun or a firecracker.

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BeefChucker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chicago must celebrate NYE 300 times a year.

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OrenthalJamesObama 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beetlejuice!

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linereddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beetlejuice!!

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0