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Roasted. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Westonian ago by Westonian +1146 / -0
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MrAlwaysRight 13 points ago +13 / -0

To be fair that kid turned out better looking than Shrivers.

That’s because her looks are plastic and she is a goblin.

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9000ENERGY 19 points ago +20 / -1

Someone give me the QRD I don’t follow Hollywood shit

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9000ENERGY 27 points ago +27 / -0

Sounds like a Democrat to me

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

There was a guy on 4chan a few years back claiming to be a Washington DC insider. He said that the "politicians killing hookers" stereotype is mostly fiction. It creates too much problems. Instead you make them sign non-disclosure agreements and make it clear that bad things will happen to them if they break the agreement.

Probably a larp, but it was a fun thread to read.

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can’t believe her own parents didn’t care enough about what happened to her for an investigation.

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FergieJR 8 points ago +8 / -0

They are part of the same cult. Just like back in the day, offering up your daughter for the Gods was "stunning and brave."

Plus they probably got paid off.

See other Democrats as an example.

Ramsey family. Seth Rich's parents.

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edxzxz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also rumors she was pregnant, was refusing an abortion, and that's why he killed her. Lucky for Teddy Kennedy that we landed men on the moon the same morning his drunken murder spree hit the papers - it kept that story to half a column on the inside of page 9 in the papers.

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edxzxz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, I'm in NJ, and the morons here re-elected Bob Menendez despite him being on trial for felony charges of bribery, influence peddling, medicare fraud and traveling to the Dominican Republic on his friend the doctor's private jet, where he raped children. Because of the court's interpretation of the bribery statute, it just about requires a confession to get a conviction. He was without question guilty. Booker stole $200 million from Newark's school children, and he will get re elected. No one will bring it up, or care if it is brought up.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +4 / -0

She was his mistress, and she was pregnant. At least that what I've heard.

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Induceddrag 1 point ago +1 / -0

If that was the situation, she would have had an accident without drunk Teddy at the wheel. She may have been pregnant, but the swim wasn’t a planned event.

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FergieJR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Either way a normal joe would have gotten 5+ years min from it

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Notablitheringidiot 1 point ago +2 / -1

The Kennedys were a mistake.

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grumpygarbanzo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Maria Shriver - niece of Ted Kennedy

Ted Kennedy - Chappaquiddick

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ChilledCovfefe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Stop! I might start liking this guy, but he still pisses me off.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well THAT burn will never heal!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hello, police? I just witnessed a murder.

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cohibasiglo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jesus, that's like crime against humanity level savagery.

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orthodoxvirginian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben occasionally comes in handy.

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CaliPede24601 3 points ago +3 / -0

Witticisms like these are what keeps Ben in my “eh, I guess he can stay for now” column. 🔥

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AlohaChris 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doe-mee-nay-ted !

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f3ckc3nsorship 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agree. Listen to him daily, have for a year plus. Don’t get the hate. Seems pretty rational, and it’s Ok to like someone if you have a different opinion than them. He’s still fighting the good fight and works his ass off.

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freedom_bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the aloe. Stat!

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, but I don't upvote benji.

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FragrantDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

This whole feminist thing of "you can't get angry" bullshit they try to pull drives me up a wall. Seems like it's okay for them to be angry about whatever stupid imaginary social justice fight they choose, but if you get angry about anything then suddenly it's "scary" which is bullshit and we all know it. Yes, I grew up with leftists doing this to me, how can you tell.