61
Comments (9)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
4
solarsavior 4 points ago +4 / -0

Texas is the friendly state. We welcome you. We shake your hand. At the same time we’re willing to tear off your arm and beat you with it. Tow the line or else.

2
Tenderlogna [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

We try our hardest to not shove his severed arm up his ass. We’re good folks until you try to Californize us.

2
solarsavior 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t California my Texas.