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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 346 points ago +354 / -8

Here comes the fake news lying that GEOTUS has COVID. Leaks from unnamed sources in 3....2...1....

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Ronald_Dregan 205 points ago +209 / -4

hE's BeEn ReCkLeSsLy HoLdInG rAlLiEs! hE sHoUlD iMmEdIaTeLy DiSaVoW aLl FuTuRe RaLliEs!

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wrongkindofimmigrant 113 points ago +114 / -1

Meanwhile: bUrNiNg DoWn LoCaL BuSiNeSeSeS iS eSsEnTiAl To OuR PuBlIc HeAlTh!!!

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FreeKyle2020 30 points ago +30 / -0

"The smoke from burning buildings kills COVID!"

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Numaeus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Needs to work on chicoms this time.

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GrandDukeofLuzon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Redpill enough of them. The true Chinese Government in Taipei might need their help once they're ruling once more from Nanjing.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 27 points ago +29 / -2

Yup

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donaldismydad 35 points ago +39 / -4

guys, this covid test has to be a false positive, to make our GEOTUS quarantine and stop his PEACEFUL PROTEST OF BIDENZ CORRUPTION, effectively limiting our growing momentum gained from the protest rallies and the first debate victory

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID SOMETHING SO REAL ABOUT THIS TO HANNITY RIGHT BEFORE THIS TWEET. “You have to treat our people great. I’m around a lot of military, law enforcement and airman who come up to me and thank me for all I’ve done for them. These are such great people so it’s hard to say stay back”

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

He also joked they kiss him, spending ab a minute In full for the quote above and this. We love you Mr. President!!!!!!!!!

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LacyLiberty 19 points ago +19 / -0

Or maybe it'll end up that Biden caught it from GEOTUS at the debate the other night...

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stonetears4fears 22 points ago +22 / -0

And that’s why Biden died and they had to replace him with Harris

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Destineed369 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden was also with gov Northam who I believe along with his wife tested positive. I’m willing to bet one of these three positive tests is a false positive.

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Saremei 18 points ago +28 / -10

If Q weren't nonsense I might care.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 27 points ago +34 / -7

you dont Massban 6000 accounts for a conspiracy

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 12 points ago +13 / -1

Holy shit yes 😂 let’s fucking go! Last night they said it’s finally happening and that it’s been a pleasure of a ride. Wtf is specifically going down? I wanna see Comey, Schiff and Pelosi in jail tomorrow.

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Belleoffreedom -4 points ago +3 / -7

I wanna see Comey, Schiff and Pelosi in jail tomorrow.

Enjoy your little fantasy, but that isn't how our system works. That is how the old Soviet Union and current Red China work.

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KingofMemes 9 points ago +9 / -0

White house lit up red tonight homie

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ChocolateEvryday 3 points ago +4 / -1

Pink for breast cancer awareness

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incogneato 1 point ago +1 / -0

you serious Clark??

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WeirdoSlayer 9 points ago +9 / -0

what is red october?

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inquimouse 15 points ago +15 / -0

A movie where the Russian turns out to be the good guy and the bad guys blow each other up. Strangely relevant to politics.

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IcculusBased9 7 points ago +12 / -5

It's when Jeff Sessions comes in on a flying unicorn raining down indictments by the thousands, and revealing that every celebrity and DC swamper has actually been locked up in Guantanamo for months, and JFK Jr will reveal that he is still alive, and they reveal that the midterms actually were safe, because all of those elected thru ballot-harvesting in CA were actually sleepers and patriots led by Christopher Wray. Its extremely clear if you just think about it, c'mon man.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 7 points ago +11 / -4

Some random and cryptic q message. Nobody will really answer because there isn’t an answer.

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GoldwaterVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

One ping. One ping only.

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Marshall 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's when a commie plays a patriot in a movie and doesn't realize that only makes him a well paid liar because of the economic system he opposes.

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SemperFree 1 point ago +1 / -0

10 days of silence

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Norwayhastrolls 23 points ago +26 / -3

I concur. I got a fucking lunatic on the line in YouTube chat. I asked why does he type like a kidnap note?

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hahahaha dude it’s bc we’re mocking liberals. Tbh I first saw it back when I used reddit 😐 fuck that shit and spez is an open cannibal. Moderates several subs and talked ab how he keeps body parts in his freezer plus how to cook it. SPEZ IS A PEDO!!!! Steve Huffman! Fuck that guy. It’s wilddd we all fucked his wife

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IcculusBased9 9 points ago +9 / -0

High energy

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Spez_Isacuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spez is a cuck.

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FireannDireach 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'd rather that than the obnoxious clap emote in between every word.

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Spez_Isacuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAKE🇺🇸AMERICA🇺🇸GREAT🇺🇸AGAIN🇺🇸

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MythArcana 41 points ago +42 / -1

It's paraphrasing libtards. It's TardText®.

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Joey14 27 points ago +28 / -1

There's a race of tards?

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Ronald_Dregan 27 points ago +28 / -1

Shortbussians

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TrumpTrain425 17 points ago +18 / -1

I mean...Somalians?

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IcculusBased9 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't be racist to the skinnys!

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InterloperKO 6 points ago +7 / -1

Are you are tardist ?!

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Mrsattorney 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats?

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep!!! I’ve been suspended from so much shit for saying that. How the fuck is retard a hate term? Fuck these faggot moderators

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libman 7 points ago +8 / -1

1999?

Crazy casing has been around forever, except with Morse Code over telegraph. But by the 80s we had high-bit ASCII characters and ANSI control codes (16 foreground colors!) - much fun. And now we have Unicode.

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MAGAngelo 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hey Juan Williams stick to the V.

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Hollywoodwarrior 22 points ago +22 / -0

I hope that’s the plan

“Oh the Humanity!! What a monster not being off campaign for 2 weeks” I can already hear it.

Everything is weaponized against him

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Hollywoodwarrior 10 points ago +10 / -0

For sure.

Believe me, I can’t (can) believe how they’re twisting the debate. I’m like, didn’t we all see the same thing? Nope, everyone taking the media narrative and running hard with it how he’s racist... again.

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Hollywoodwarrior 11 points ago +11 / -0

Great story & GREAT JOB!!!!!

Are you working with nurse, or are you ok?

I plastered that on twitter today hundreds of times.

Every butt hurt imbecile. Just boom- facts. Next.

Every person speaking truth - I gave to them for ammunition to spread.

It’s incredible! One of the best pills we have, they handed to us, and we just have to distribute it military style now haha

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kvothe29 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is awesome

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Magamom2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s all the got. The best they can do. So weak

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stiveooo 3 points ago +3 / -0

problem is: Biden: nah he has covid i wont do any more debates

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 18 points ago +22 / -4

THE CIA GAVE HOP HICKS COVID. Make that director release the files immediately or fire her Mr. President!!!!!!!!!!

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 2 points ago +4 / -2

Hope hicks*** OR IS CHINA RELEASING IT’S BIO WEAPON, THE KUNG FLU AKA CHINA FLU ONTO GEOTUS AND HIS STAFF????????? I’m worried they’re tryna poison our President. He better stay protected! The deep state is getting desperate! Look what they did w JFK 3 headshots. GEOTUS needs to have that bulletproof barrier he had when I saw his first ever July 4th “Salute to our military” with all the amazing flyovers and fireworks.

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HatnNewLognReqs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Relax. Its not ebola.

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HillaryRodhamCunton 14 points ago +16 / -2

I just saw a usps commercial glorifying theselves as being heroes for delivering ballots on time. This is an all out coup. Im ready for civil war. Fuck these pussies

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every UPS guy that comes to our house comments how much he loves our trump sign. It’s funny

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 3 points ago +8 / -5

Ready for a civil war?

This isn’t team fortress 2. No, you’re not.

Nobody is ever “ready” for a civil war.

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Rookie_2 4 points ago +4 / -0

user name checks out

You seem prepared tho'

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz -1 points ago +1 / -2

Always

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I_Used_to_be_me 1 point ago +1 / -0

USPS, in this last week alone, lost 3 of my packages. Every one of my complaints included something along the lines of "and we're supposed to trust you with election ballots?" In any case, still pretty pissed off with them. This has been an ongoing theme for a few years now, but this past week has definitely broken records for lost packages

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 4 points ago +11 / -7

God I’m so furious reading. I’m not fast though sike yes I am. Naw fr tho I’m pissed! WTF. These tests are faked all the time and also I think the CIA intentionally gave it to Hope Hicks. What if they paid the doctor to lie about her results???? Or blackmailed them in order to get the proper diagnosis they wanted. Wtffff. Just like how they used a body double w the driver of princess Diana, who had 2 different measurements for pretty much everything.

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BasedMechanic 25 points ago +27 / -2

Came to say exactly this!

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 32 points ago +36 / -4

Hahahaha well the most importantly thing you need to know is that mail trucks are literally getting BROKEN INTO now and it’s on fucking video in Cali!!!!! WTFFFFFF WHO THE FUCK IS ORGANIZING THIS???? I’m sure Soros has his hands in it!!!! https://twitter.com/svnewsalerts/status/1311772573676560386?s=21 also, ADAM SCHIFF IS A PEDO NEVER FORGET HE HAD BOURDAIN KILLED FOR REPORTING THIS TO THE FBI: https://supersoldiertalk.com/adam-schiff-raped-a-ten-year-old-black-boy-until-he-died-from-drug-overdose-johnheretohelp-exposes-schiff/ Also, Biden was wearing the device in his sleeve to shoot himself up w drugs!!!!! https://thedonald.win/p/HY7UeqZi/joe-has-something-up-his-sleeve-/c/

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Love you pede 🐸 😇

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Ronald_Dregan 9 points ago +11 / -2

Mail theft is actually very common...significant source for ID theft. Just sayin.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 10 points ago +11 / -1

Yeah but breaking into mail trucks? This is new. Someone pointed out to me earlier today how it seems organized. I’m actually walking on Myrtle beach at night talking to you guys rn this is beautiful

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jimmycrack 8 points ago +9 / -1

wew lad!

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

A real doozy. Ima watch the Hannity interview w GEOTUS rn talk to you guys later! Prayers to GEOTUS, his staff and his family

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leakmouth 6 points ago +7 / -1

u/Anaconda is also in the house. I was convinced that he was big Mike Obama because he was always trolling and playing devils advocate and the username checks out. But the dude’s turning out to be pretty based

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Anaconda's always been based. He just gets autistic sometimes.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

That and he thinks Tucker is fucking his sister or something like that.

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Julia_J 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump has covid. So does Melania.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] -2 points ago +2 / -4

Yep. I know. The deep state is in full attack mode. We’re fucked!

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desync_ 2 points ago +3 / -1

relax, he'll be fine

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Skogin 238 points ago +245 / -7

A positive test result does not a disease make.

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ignorant_slob 5 points ago +6 / -1

Plenty of people with cancer and HIV walk around all day and aren’t in the hospital. Hospitals also have tons of scheduled work like knee and hip surgeries for old people that are getting delayed.

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WestPalm 47 points ago +58 / -11

No reason to take antibiotics for the common cold. People like you are why we have superbugs.

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OrenthalJamesObama 36 points ago +38 / -2

I would blame the doctor first, but yes.

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WestPalm 18 points ago +20 / -2

Agreed

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wtf is up w all these deleted comments? Lmao I didn’t get the chance to read all over them 😂 is there a way back machine like ceddit for .win? If not we need that haha

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Sigma 18 points ago +21 / -3

Came here to say that. Though more specifically, it's doctors like his/her's that are the reason why we have superbugs. Those prescriptions don't write themselves.

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WestPalm 6 points ago +8 / -2

Fair point.

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Ronald_Dregan 10 points ago +10 / -0

I thought antibiotics were useless for viruses?

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Spez_Isacuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are. They can sometimes be used to prophylactically prevent secondary infections, though. A cold virus can weaken the respiratory tract and fill it with mucus that a bacteria can more easily thrive in, leading to bronchitis or pneumonia, as well as less serious shit like sinus and ear infections.

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Ronald_Dregan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Understood now. Appreciate it.

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Super_Duper_Wall 1 point ago +3 / -2

Acute bronchitis also does not (typically) need antibiotics for resolution.

Downvote I can handle it. Used to it. It’s okay. Any downvote is fake news.

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are.

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Ronald_Dregan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then why is this Z Pak a thing for the KungFlu? To fight off secondary infections?

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

No idea. The original comment got deleted. I was just verifying you were right about antibiotics and viruses lol

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Ronald_Dregan 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh. ha. Thanks!

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GoldenEagle1776 13 points ago +14 / -1

Nor do gunshot wounds but they call that covid too.

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Ronald_Dregan 7 points ago +7 / -0

kek

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chowdah 14 points ago +16 / -2

I've had a nasty stomach bug for a few days. Pretty sure they'd try to count me as a covid statistic if I went to the doctor lol

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MAGAForeverF 9 points ago +9 / -0

$$$ Hey its Free Money (tm) $$$

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Averon 7 points ago +7 / -0

A nasty stomach bug you say? We must get you on a ventilator immediately!

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Averon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of the video I saw a few months ago of a doctor in a room full of noninvasive ventilators explaining that they can't use those for covid patients and have to use the invasive ones for the same reason.

So they just kill people because of their irrational fear.

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ignorant_slob 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be a stupid thing to do. Ventilation would make the problem worse.

https://www.acep.org/corona/covid-19-field-guide/work-safety/aerosolization/

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Super_Duper_Wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure you get 4 tests......

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Ronald_Dregan 2 points ago +2 / -0

lay off the chowah!

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chowdah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chicken noodle only for the foreseeable future

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BytheDozen31 5 points ago +5 / -0

unsubd........ The Z pack is a 5-day antibiotic treatment that does not work on the common cold. Viral infections cause the common cold, but the Z pack only works on bacterial infections. People should only use the Z pack under a doctor’s supervision, as taking antibiotics unnecessarily could do more harm than good. Your doctor should know that, be careful............

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creed 15 points ago +17 / -2

also, IDK who they are using for testing but there are plenty of leftists who would pay big money for a false positive test result on Trump or anyone near him.

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 5 points ago +10 / -5

I heard they positives fake 90% of the time!!!!!!! ALSO THAT THEY TEST POSITIVE 99% OF THE TIME WITH NO TEST DONE WHATSOEVER IT COMES PRE-PACKAGED!!!

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BillionsAndBillions 5 points ago +5 / -0

A retired Navy guy, good friends with my coworker, signed up his entire family to get tested at the VA. Waited in line forever, and were going to miss another appointment, so they had to leave, planning to reschedule for later.

A week or so later they got notice in the mail: The entire family tested positive for COVID... though none of them had even been tested.

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Roadrash 163 points ago +170 / -7

This is so fucking stupid

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IcculusBased9 42 points ago +43 / -1

Came here to say JUST THIS

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 33 points ago +37 / -4

Why quarantine if he doesn’t have the virus? Even if he does why stop campaigning? Wtf........ COVID ISNT EVEN FUCKING TRANSFERRABLE THE CDC CAME OUT AND SAID SO AND THAT IT DOESN’T GET STUCK TO SURFACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GoldenEagle1776 28 points ago +30 / -2

Stop calling it covid already. It's not special, it's the cold or flu.

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Ronald_Dregan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Chaha-chacha-Chyyy-nah-Rona

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JeremiahKassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was really confused for a minute. I used a find-and-replace on my browser about 5 months ago calling coronavirus Hysteria, so I was wondering why you wouldn't want someone mocking the virus. I think I need sleep.

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793D 2 points ago +2 / -0

r u ok?

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ignorant_slob 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have a 15 minute test. The problem is we don’t know how far into the infection these tests will register a result.

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JohnBrownsBody 2 points ago +2 / -0

He could've ended this madness in May, just saying. NY has 543 people in the hospital, in the whole city of at least 7-8 million (not sure how many escaped). De Blasio is imposing $1000 fines this week. It's not about a virus, and it never really was.

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i_still_like_beer 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’m thinking there is more to it than this. There are tests that the public even has now that don’t take more than a few minutes to get results back. I can’t imagine what POTUS has access to.

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right. He's been using those every briefing. Why would everything change now?

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ignorant_slob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven’t seen information on how many days past initial infection are required for each kind of test.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a moot point if the assay used gives 90% false positive. Especially with no symptoms.

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gelatopope 55 points ago +56 / -1

I found the one guy paying attention ^^^

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559throw 35 points ago +35 / -0

It'll be nonstop, wall-to-wall masturbatory circle-jerking speculation about if he's dead, how he died, how the others around him could have it too, the odds of them getting it, the chances they're dead, how they got it, maybe they gave it to him, how many people he'll kill from him dying and how that's a good thing, maybe he got it from making out with Putin, some xir from a basement wheezing about how he deserved it because he's a nazi....

They wouldn't talk about Biden, and they certainly wouldn't talk badly about Biden.

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ChocolateEvryday 10 points ago +11 / -1

This makes a lot of sense to me!

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covfefe_energy 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yes, feels like there's more to this. Trump's gotta be using this as a distraction for something. Important operations maybe?

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ReclaimYourDestiny 4 points ago +5 / -1

Trump goes quiet for 2 days and everyone realizes how much we miss him ahaha, including people who don't necessarily like him

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Scroon 4 points ago +5 / -1

That does make sense. At the very least, there's got to be some reason for this news because if they didn't want it known, it wouldn't be known.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 100 points ago +104 / -4

This is so dumb. She probably didn’t even have any symptoms and just tested positive because they all get tested so often

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juan_m3 32 points ago +35 / -3

She will probably be fine. Probably an overreaction.

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Bot8556 23 points ago +24 / -1

100% she’ll be fine. Probably the healthiest of the bunch.

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IllUseAnchorBaby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah there’s literally like a 0.001% chance that she’s going to die... better chance she’ll get struck by lightning

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ignorant_slob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most people that get HIV and cancer are fine these days too. The greatest country in the world has made the greatest medical advances.

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Desertwhale 56 points ago +59 / -3

Dude is a fucking Ox! He isn't at risk. This is just precaution.

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Desertwhale 8 points ago +9 / -1

Keep dreaming shill.

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Tartarian-King 38 points ago +40 / -2

oh nooo a virus with a 99.7% survival rate how ever will we survive

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

What about all the positives on the tests?

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kornesque 33 points ago +35 / -2

The guy who won the Nobel prize for developing the PCR stated back in the 90s that the test was capable of providing whatever result you want. Don't trust the tests. Yes, WuFlu is real. But not like they want it to be.

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can personally verify that shitty PCR may produce results supporting ones bias.

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alexnader 2 points ago +2 / -0

PEOPLE WERE DROPPING DEAD IN THE STREETS !

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well slouching down, because they were paid actors but still, can you imagine if they were just dropping dead !

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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will admit I fell for those vids. I feel like a total chump, but at least I never bought into the mask/distancing bullshit.

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IAmTheSenate 77 points ago +77 / -0

The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!

IN THE MEANTIME

IN THE MEANTIME

We've got some 1 hour turnaround tests now. GEOTUS already knows his test result when he posted this tweet. Now he gets to demonstrate that he does take MUH CORONA seriously, express sympathy for Hope, and still get back on the campaign trail very quickly.

4D chess

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Mazdaaron 19 points ago +19 / -0

Makes sense hope you're right

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here2red 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think he'll remain in quarantine. Something is gonna blow big.

No talking to the media presstitutes.

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JeremiahKassin 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hope not. I was supposed to go to a rally to see him speak tomorrow!

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tufftoffee 10 points ago +10 / -0

I believe it. It's not like he doesnt have access to rapid tests.

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ChocolateEvryday 6 points ago +6 / -0

Doesn't abbott make the 15 min rapid test?

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Bunkerbaby 5 points ago +5 / -0

They do, and the Whitehouse has been using them for months

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grunt2pog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, but they're apparently only about ~80% correct of the time. A PCR test was likely administered as a follow up to confirm the rapid test.

The fact that they didn't mention the result of the rapid test does have me concerned.

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ChocolateEvryday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fingers crossed he's negative and is just keeping silent to stick it to the MSM.

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spezisacuckold 2 points ago +3 / -1

He probably has it but he also has the best healthcare in the world and isn’t in an at risk group. He’s relatively very healthy and doesn’t have any major underlying health issues so there’s upwards of a 99% chance being completely fine with no long term side effects. And that’s without taking any of the drugs used to help treat China Virus.

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grunt2pog 4 points ago +6 / -2

Isn't in an at risk group?

He's in the highest risk group. He's 74 years old, obese (come on, we know he is) and it's likely he does have heart disease.

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cheesecakelove 1 point ago +1 / -0

The bar for heart disease is pretty low though.

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Fallout99 2 points ago +2 / -0

Either way he knows. Even if rapid isn’t as accurate they would be doing 20 in a row to confirm.

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Usa_All_Day 3 points ago +3 / -0

The virus takes time to load in your system, then your system has to begin to respond to it. You wont be able to test for it immediately after exposure , most likely will take a day or two after exposure before the test will be accurate

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givethismanacoat 76 points ago +78 / -2

Wouldn't surprise me if the deep state has been trying to infect someone close to the president in hopes that he would get it.

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9Norwegian8 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ofc the deep state have done that. But they can strike biden as well by accident

With so much cocain, dead skin cell, and sleeping pills biden have been sniffing, I’m sure he have very poor health.

Anyway, I wish Biden the best, we need him to get Trump re-elected.

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FiatLux 28 points ago +28 / -0

I'm surprised it took me this long in the comments to see this - I totally agree. Shit's getting too hot behind the scenes and he needs to lay low while they drop the October Surprise - enjoy!

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bellcurvestrikesback 13 points ago +14 / -1

S T O R M

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BigMikesD 4 points ago +5 / -1

IS

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T150 2 points ago +2 / -0

B R E W I N G !!!

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Modus_Pwninz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have seen this episode of Tick Tock before...wasn't any good and the re-runs are worse.

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duckstuck 13 points ago +13 / -0

I agree.

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Littleirishmaid 9 points ago +9 / -0

Such as? I’m curious.

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IHeartMyDoggy 2 points ago +3 / -1

I saw on Twitter they dropped some tapes of Supposedly Melania.

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grunt2pog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tapes of what?

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spezisacuckold 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just her talking about 2018 Christmas decorations LOL

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grunt2pog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn. Not the tapes I would hope for. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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elephant_nuts 26 points ago +28 / -2

No idea what this means but I upvoted because it was hilarious.

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Dingus 9 points ago +11 / -2

upgrade your meme game bruv

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incogneato 12 points ago +14 / -2

This. It's cover for something.

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spezisacuckold 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thoughts?

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Red_Turtle 1 point ago +2 / -1

Am I losing my sanity? Reading this comment made me laugh like Scooby Doo.

I hope he just needed a day or two off to take care of the CIA lady refusing to release the declassified info or something else big.

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Duh_Winning 5 points ago +7 / -2

Operations commence? Enjoy the show.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 4 points ago +4 / -0

rEd oCtObeR

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Jackno8d 3 points ago +4 / -1

RED OCTOBER, HUNTERS BECOME THE HUNTED.

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BillionsAndBillions 2 points ago +3 / -1

If they can fake a positive cold virus test for Trump, they can keep him locked down in quarantine for two weeks, two critical weeks at the end of his campaign, at the very least. They could take it much further than that...

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Jmricht 20 points ago +21 / -1

Yeah, stopped wearing the muzzle. I can’t. I just can’t.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 4 points ago +18 / -14

Dude it’s still a pretty intense sickness and we need Trump in top shape these next few weeks

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GoldenEagle1776 11 points ago +14 / -3

99.97% says otherwise, of course if you believe motorcycle accidents and gunshot wounds count then it's much lower.

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spezisacuckold 1 point ago +3 / -2

I had it and it really wasn’t that bad. Got over it in 2 days. Ate a shit ton of Malaysian hot soup ordered to my place and had like a whole bag of cough drops + half a dozen Hydroflasks. Just kicked back and watched some YouTube. It was chill af but I did have a really nasty phlegm cough.

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ignorant_slob 3 points ago +4 / -1

Handgun injuries have an 85% survival rate. I’m still trying to avoid getting hit with a handgun round even if I’ll most likely survive.

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Gtodareg 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, I think it's been blown out of proportion, but it can still be a doozy. My 19 year old had it. The 3 days she had it, it was like a mild cold /flu. We thought she was over it, and a week and a half later she was having bad chest pains and her oxygen levels were dropping into the upper 80s. Seems to be better now, but it can have some weird lingering effects. It really just depends how you react to it. 2 of her roommates had very mild cases. Not worth shutting down the economy though.

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Gtodareg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahah! I'm also a commie!

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ignorant_slob 3 points ago +3 / -0

The United States has had an unprecedented reduction in socializing and the excess deaths are still 150,000 over a normal flu season. The virus is deadly, but the real question is if we should guarantee economic and social destruction for everyone to save 150,000 lives.

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

2.3 comorbidities on average. I understand why Trump is still making the case that the virus is bad. It makes him look good. But there's no reason we need to pretend the number is 200,000. It's not. Not anywhere close. It's about 5-6% of that.

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ignorant_slob 1 point ago +1 / -0

If a car runs down an old lady in a crosswalk did she die because a car ran her down or she was unable to move fast enough to get out of the way? Homeboy gets shot and dies because the nurse gives him the wrong drugs, what killed our neighborhood gangbanger? There isn’t a clear answer, but we do know the total number of people dying is up. Maybe they all died because they were scared to get medical care or couldn’t afford medicine because their job was shut down.

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, we don't. We know the total number of people dying that either tested positive for the coronavirus, or had more than two of a list of fifty symptoms and a doctor lazy, corrupt or moronic enough to diagnose them based off of that. That's literally all we know. That guy who died hang gliding who tested positive? Probably died because he made a mistake while hang gliding. To assume the coronavirus influenced that, and therefore call it a coronavirus death is beyond absurd. If he had symptoms, he probably wouldn't have gone hang gliding.

There is no evidence that more people than normal are dying. Change my mind, if you can.

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ignorant_slob 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://archive.is/UvWoq

There are factually more deaths. Excess deaths doesn’t say why. It could be more overdoses, delayed cancer treatment, or the Chinese virus. Deaths are up, but the actual cause isn’t easy to measure and doesn’t have a solid definition. Maybe more people are BASE jumping and hang gliding?

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Colonel_Chestbridge 3 points ago +5 / -2

It’s the fucking cold/flu virus. We have known cures for it as well.

Lol I’m sorry but that’s just not fucking true at all. Are you really trying to tell me we have a cure for COVID but not the common cold?

Yes, it’s being used as an excuse to exert authoritarian control over the population. But don’t make us look stupid while we’re trying to tear that shit down.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol what? I’m not scared of it. Just saying dude if he gets sick there is a good chance he could be incapacitated for about a week. Not what we need right now.

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BigMikesD 1 point ago +2 / -1

lol get ready for the october surprise, gonna be a duzzie.

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DBallsandJScrotes 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you really think that’s possibly what’s happening then you must be new here.

Have some faith in the man. Don’t be a concernoholic.

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cheesecakelove -1 points ago +0 / -1

So you got called out saying there is a cure for this when there is definitely not. Then you go on to act like an insane leftist?

Your username and comments read like a person trying to act like a Trump supporter.

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cheesecakelove -1 points ago +0 / -1

You have no clue what you’re talking and you’re being a cunt. Good luck in life.

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +4 / -2

People only believe that because they were diagnosing ANYONE who got sick with ANYTHING as coronavirus. You know someone who got seriously sick. Maybe it was even you. The doctor lied, or was incompetent.

When the list of symptoms includes depression and anxiety, and that alone is enough for a diagnosis, the bug ain't that bad.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 3 points ago +3 / -0

If anything, that would mean the death rate is inflated by people who were falsely diagnosed.

I’m sure a lot of people who “tested positive” don’t actually have it. But have you ever met someone who actually got it? It’s not fun dude

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +2 / -1

How would you know they didn't have a different flu instead of coronavirus if they're calling every sickness coronavirus?

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Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point ago +2 / -1

They’re not calling every sickness coronavirus

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except they kinda are. Know anyone who had the flu in the last six months?

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ignorant_slob 1 point ago +1 / -0

Something is causing 150,000 extra deaths.

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JeremiahKassin 0 points ago +1 / -1

No. It's not. Something caused an extra 12,000 deaths, if the CDC's latest information is to be believed. Everything else listed as a coronavirus death has, on average, 2.3 comorbidities, which means the 200,000 number we're currently sitting at are mostly deaths that would've happened anyway. We're right on course for an average year.

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grunt2pog 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do they know? By its genome 🧬 . This is pretty basic stuff by this point.

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

The genome test is faulty, because it can give a false positive for other coronavirii, which are very common virus type, and also amplifies the viral count to show an infection where the immune system has it well under control, and the patient wouldn't even be symptomatic.

The inventor of the PCR test, which is the genome test you're referring to, said it's useless in these types of situations for exactly these reasons.

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cheesecakelove 0 points ago +1 / -1

Bacteria? Some of you people make us look really dumb.

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logan34 2 points ago +7 / -5

The common cold doesn’t cause the heart muscle to be infected.

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grunt2pog 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sometimes I wonder about this site. It's either beginning to become overrun by bots, or there's some really ignorant people here.

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mountnblade 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's retards. Every side has retards, at least our retards are less retarded than the left's

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DBallsandJScrotes 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you were on T_D near the 2016 election, you will remember David Brock and his “army“ of shills, r/edacted brigades, targeted concern trolling, and general third party fuckery. Have no doubt we will be and may already be seeing this even more. Newcomers need to expect this, read carefully, take a deep breath, and DEPORT. There’s a guy in another thread on this post flipping his lid about this news. This person is either new in the last year or two or a shill. This election is even higher stakes than the previous and all assets can and will be deployed. Trust POTUS.

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ignorant_slob 0 points ago +1 / -1

Disinformation to make us look stupid. Trump himself says it is a big deal, but we need to put our big boy pants on and deal with life. Our ancestors fought in many deadly wars worse than this virus. Human life is fragile, but you need to live.

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ignorant_slob 1 point ago +1 / -0

150,000 excess deaths with travel bans and insane shutdowns. The real question is why are we destroying the economy for so few lives. Human life loss in WW2 was way higher in Russia and Germany for similar levels of economic harm.

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Colonel_Chestbridge -1 points ago +6 / -7

Don’t be an idiot. Yes it’s overblown but it is still significantly more deadly than the common cold. Have you ever actually known someone who got it and wasn’t asymptomatic? Me thinks not

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Wallypip3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do I know anybody that got it and was not asymptomatic?

What's your point?

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Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not just the common cold. It’s not fun at all

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BrianSolo 37 points ago +41 / -4

Here come all the “I hope it kills you” tweets from the sickening mob

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Mr-J 19 points ago +19 / -0

yeah but fate is often ironic in that it tends to be them that suffer such losses after making comments

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793D 4 points ago +4 / -0

I reckon GEOTUS knows this and will be quite happy with the scabies-ridden mutts revealing themselves yet again.

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TiltedOutOfBall3 2 points ago +2 / -0

How tolerant and accepting.

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BrianSolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

three shills in this thread this evening.

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Oback_Barama 37 points ago +41 / -4

God bless our GEOTUS!

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 11 points ago +13 / -2

Yessir 🙏🏻

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PinkPlacenta 33 points ago +35 / -2

While he's obviously still going to be busy doing POTUS stuff part of me likes to imagine him just sitting on Twitter, roasting people for 18 hours straight for the entire quarantine. And a part of me wants it to happen.

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Neptunes_rings 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is positive energy!

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PaigeAshley 28 points ago +30 / -2

Prayers going up for you all dear POTUS!!!!!!!!

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CovefefeREEEE 11 points ago +12 / -1

Amen.

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DeplorableLA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Prayers up

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bellcurvestrikesback 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amen

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IcculusBased9 21 points ago +22 / -1

Or the Dr who tested her.

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bck- 10 points ago +12 / -2

Yep, she wouldn’t even need to actually have it. Just send out a “positive” test result. Bogus

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hillarysdildont 1 point ago +1 / -0

Allons-y!!

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GoldenEagle1776 0 points ago +3 / -3

We shouldn't be encouraging masks period. Don't be a bitch by putting on a talisman like some witch doctor.

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SloppyMichaelMoore 1 point ago +1 / -0

And that's why he is the greatest POTUS, that won against all odds, and you are nothing. Can tell a huge majority of people around just don't get it. They just want what they want and a lot of people are whiny bitches. I don't even want the president to do anything for me right now. I have his back.

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ignorant_slob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Washing your hands after you take a shit isn’t guaranteed to prevent illnesses, but doing so is a good idea. The same applies to masks. The government can tell us to wash after wiping, but fuck them if they make it a law and put police at bathroom sinks to enforce it.

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braveContrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

i for one am in favor of the shitter cops.

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Colorado-Living 23 points ago +25 / -2

There go the debates

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SirSeizureSalad 26 points ago +28 / -2

He'd never tweet this unless it'll benefit him somehow, or Hope's testing already got out, so he had to get in front of it.

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Beat_to_Quarters 23 points ago +23 / -0

Only if he's positive.

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IcculusBased9 5 points ago +6 / -1

In-person, at least

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incogneato 2 points ago +3 / -1

exactly!

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Mr-J 22 points ago +27 / -5

Good thing Trump isn't a super overweight smoker with lots of comorbidity.

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upvote 10 points ago +12 / -2

He does have that deepstate tumor attached to his hip. I wish that could be excised.

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FreeBased1 0 points ago +1 / -1

We like him thicc! 👌

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CoupCoupKaChew 21 points ago +23 / -2

President stood out in the strong cold winds in MN yesterday - he's more granite than granite. I'm guessing he'll be fine.

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bck- 21 points ago +22 / -1

COVID picked the wrong house to enter. Trump will kill it himself.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GEOTUS take my energy༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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Yucky 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'll just guzzle Diet Coke until the virus is purged!

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letrain 18 points ago +20 / -2

Wow. I thought joe biden would pull covid to skip future debates...I guess the next debate isn't for two weeks...but what about rallys!!!???

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Hollywoodwarrior 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh geez, didn’t consider the debate and how they’ll use it against him

I knew in general, but the debates... no way Biden shows now I bet

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letrain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah...trust the plan? Maybe... The next debate is two weeks, and if he tests negative that's also good. Maybe he was just getting ahead of the news about hicks testing positive.

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Hollywoodwarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yessss, I’m always trusting the plan.

I just know that weasel joe is always looking for excuses. Regardless. Whatever they do, seems to somehow bite them in the butt, but we have to stay diligent always bc they do make headway

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FiatLux 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe he knew that was coming and took the card away from him by doing it first

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letrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unless he tests negative. It is two weeks away. Probably just wanted to get out ahead of the news on hicks testing positive.

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thebest2020 18 points ago +20 / -2

why would he tweet that? Just to get attention? He could have waited 30 mins to get his results and said so sad for Hope. We have tested ok.

Let's see how GEOTUS plays this one.

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AlexAmore 4 points ago +5 / -1

4D Chess. None us know why he does anything until a month later in hindsight.

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Neptunes_rings 1 point ago +2 / -1

He's explaining his absence since he needs a little quality time to sharpen his knives for the only rumble that matters.

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wizdom 17 points ago +17 / -0

BREAKING NEWS: Biden dead from Covid after contracting it from Trump during the debate.

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J3N93W 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't tease me like that.

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Bot8556 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don’t be like them. We’re better than that here. Wishing death on anyone is wrong.

Joe needs to stay alive so Trump can annihilate him fair and square on election day

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incogneato 6 points ago +6 / -0

not even kidding, you could be right

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ignorant_slob 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s one way to murder the competition.

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IcculusBased9 16 points ago +19 / -3

FUCK THIS SHIT. THIS IS A FUCKING ATTACK BY DEMS

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YoungCharles 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about a debate in a safe studio with Joe Rogan as the moderator?

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Red_Turtle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny part is I'm fully expecting Dems to claim it's a botched attempt to kill Biden.

Plan: Send Trump workers "into the wilds" with common people to catch China Virus, bring China Virus back to Trump who can easily weather the storm, Trump spreads to Biden across the stage at the debates, Biden drops from China Virus later because he's about as sturdy as a pile of dried leaves. Only problem is that the plan ended up taking a couple days too long.

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ignorant_slob 1 point ago +1 / -0

China

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FluffiPuff 15 points ago +16 / -1

I lift them in prayer now - Father, grant protection and keep our President and his family and friends safe! We especially lift Hope in prayer, that she may be well and remain healthy

  • You are God. In you, we place our trust. We ask it in Jesus Name!
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TuringComplete 14 points ago +14 / -0

This will be used as the basis to excuse Biden from at least the next debate.

She had COVID, she infected Trump.

Trump was an AsYmPtOMaTiC carrier, infected Biden at Debate 1 because they weren’t wearing masks.

Biden gets the coof and is subsequently hospitalized. Trump’s fault. He tried to murder his opponent.

It will happen.

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago +8 / -1

asymptomatic is bullshit.

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NYC_4_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve been saying this for a long while. The CDC/WHO started by saying >80% of spread is caused by people without symptoms.

They then quietly changed that to “We don’t know how much spread is caused by people without symptoms.” They went from 80% to “who knows?”

But the damage was already done: the public ate up the asymptomatic spread story and will not let it go.

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cheesecakelove 1 point ago +1 / -0

An asymptomatic person was exposed to 100 people and no one got it. I don’t think truly asymptomatic (not presymptomatic) people spread this like we were led to believe.

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BilbroNaggins 12 points ago +13 / -1

Pray for him. He's the warrior send by our Lord to fight the demonic swamp, he will be fine, but pray and please our Lord acknowledging that all he does is good and have a purpose.

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BackwoodsBarbie78 12 points ago +13 / -1

Most that test positive don’t even get sick.
He’s got this. Never doubt. President Trump

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Wallypip3 0 points ago +1 / -1

I wasn't going to, but now I am. Fuck your concern troll

Deport

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MudDog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Too bad for COVID, GEOTUS has stamina and hydroxychloroquine

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_Cabal_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

My rational self: "He'll be fine. He probably doesn't even have it. He may already have immunity, anyway."

My tinfoil hat self: "This is an assassination attempt, and Dems used the debate proximity to deliver it."

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +4 / -2

eh my tinfoil hat is that it's an excuse to get him to shit down rallies since K-Pop fags buying out all the tickets isnt working. they're trying hard to to project Joe as "the responsible one in a pandemic not having big events" while panning Trump as "reckless and irrational putting his staff and supporters at risk for having big events"

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Flipbarryfromreddit [S] 24 points ago +25 / -1

Quarantine Trump!!!!! Wait he can’t even campaign anymore?????? Wtf.

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Guffman 19 points ago +21 / -2

He's on HCQ... even if he got it, he'll be fine.

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upvote 4 points ago +4 / -0

He took it for two weeks. He hasn’t been on it continuously.

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kornesque 3 points ago +4 / -1

He is not. He stated he used it for a few weeks while good protocols were implemented, that was a while ago.

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BananaWizard -8 points ago +2 / -10

That wouldn't stop the spread, just prevents death

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Ronald_Dregan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chynah is asshoe.

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FreeBased1 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the REAL takeaway.

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keepwinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cdc

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0bama 6 points ago +7 / -1

OK but a virtual trump rally livestream from the oval office would be sweet!

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DeplorableLA 3 points ago +4 / -1

Agree, interesting

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Doolimite 5 points ago +6 / -1

That’s what worries me. Might’ve be getting a more detailed reliable test after the rapid one

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americanzoomer 3 points ago +4 / -1

something doesn’t add up

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FreeNow 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can do a fast test, but it might not be able to detect anything until the virus can replicate enough.

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J3N93W 2 points ago +2 / -0

Abbott Laboratories has it down to about 5 minutes now. I work for them, so they test us every week.

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MsQleo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ill up vote you

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 3 points ago +3 / -0

The covid hysteria, lockdowns, media onslaught is stupid but it’s more than just a cold for many many people. Especially people of his age.

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KangarooCommie 10 points ago +11 / -1

Why's everyone losing their shit... he can still have rallies, no reason he can't fly to somewhere and talk on a stage like he is now.

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago +11 / -0

no, if his test comes back positive then they will put immense pressure to cancel rallies, saying him being positive puts everyone on AF1 "at risk"

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HiImJBags 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is going to be the shortest quarantine.

If he’s still taking hydroxy I wonder if he’s going to say his negative result is due to it being a preventative medicine and he’s living proof. I would really hope so, but that would cause the media and the left to spasm uncontrollably at just the name. A man can dream.

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Red_Turtle 1 point ago +1 / -0

After the way they treated Kayleigh at the press conference today, I'd love to see the media spasm hard enough to break something.

She looked like she was barely containing herself today. It looked like she was breathing pretty rapidly and in shorter bursts than normal when she was listening to some of the questions being asked. Her shoulder movement during that said a lot to me. Or maybe I'm projecting, idk.

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Wallypip3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Knowing Kayleigh, she's always been that way. She's fucking pissed dude.

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Red_Turtle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Especially since I think most undecided are uninformed about the China Virus facts in the first place, so they probably think Trump's at serious mortal risk.

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crimsonfancy 9 points ago +10 / -1

Veeeery interesting imo

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sustainable_saltmine 8 points ago +8 / -0

in other words, the upcoming rallies are canceled...which is what the left is rooting for.

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splat 8 points ago +10 / -2

Tweets incoming... Hold on pedes! It's gonna get spicy!

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MudDog 3 points ago +3 / -0

My body is ready!

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kevinkevin 8 points ago +8 / -0

I feel bad for COVID if it caught a case of TRUMP.

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GEOTUS_JR 7 points ago +7 / -0

Remember that God, Kek, and GEOTUS work in mysterious ways.

If Trump gets COVID, shows little symptoms, and is over it in a matter of days, no one will take the disease seriously anymore. It will act as a "rite of passage" for Trump where normies will take him more seriously.

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DonttrustChina 7 points ago +10 / -3

Hope Hicks does not have COVID, this is a plan by Trump to bait insane reactions to the possibility that he caught it.

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incogneato 4 points ago +4 / -0

and give him the perfect cover for some out-of-sight time to take care of business in these last four weeks before the election insanity

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Fallout99 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think this is very possible too.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 2 points ago +2 / -0

What makes you believe this? Genuinely curious.

What would be the advantages?

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DonttrustChina 0 points ago +2 / -2

He wants a juicy sizzle reel of prominent libs wishing him dead from it, to turn into an attack ad about how this was never about saving lives. It also takes Trump out of the spotlight right while this is happening, making it seem less political when Barr drops OUR side's October Surprise.

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HillarysHairyAss 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe this as well. Well, I believe it’s possible that Hope has it, but POTUS already knows he doesn’t. He has a machine that produces results in 5 minutes. He already knew before he sent the tweet. The left will fall for it, of course.

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Sweetlysouthern1409 1 point ago +1 / -0

God I hope

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HidinginNY 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some loser rushed in and did a mass down vote on a bunch of users. SAD.

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RlzJohnnyM 7 points ago +8 / -1

Why are they quarantining?

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grunt2pog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because they were within close-proximity for an extended amount of time to someone that tested positive.

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South_Florida_Guy 7 points ago +8 / -1

Ugh!