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DoYouLikeFishsticks 338 points ago +347 / -9

Just was getting ready to type this exact same thing. Too many rallies with enthusiastic voters!

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Desertwhale 584 points ago +597 / -13

When POTUS suffers no side effects of this over-hyped "virus", Trump will become a God. The left will screech "How does he not bleed!?", and us current supporters just realized how much we truly care about this guy. You're about to see a LOT of PASSION.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 345 points ago +347 / -2

Hopefully! I’m not worried. Just bummed about their 14 days quarantine bullshit putting a halt to rallies

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UpTrump 238 points ago +240 / -2

They will put up a big screen and have him video call in, is my guess

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Flipbarryfromreddit 103 points ago +166 / -63

I THOUGHT AB HOW OUR MOVEMENT WAS GROWING TOO STRONG AND HOW THEY HAD TO THINK OF A WAY TO STOP HIM TOO!!!!!! TRUMP’S ENERGY WAS UNSTOPPABLE LAST NIGHT AND I JUST KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO CONTINUE, THAT IT WAS TOO PERFECT AND HOW THEY WERE DESPERATE TO STOP HIM. THE DEEP STATE GAVE HIM COVID!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking called it!!! I knew they would do this!!! It’s the CIA!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS HOW THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE OUT GEOTUS. I’m fucking devastated!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do we do pedes????????????

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BloodElfSupporter 49 points ago +49 / -0

I’m more than willing to drive hours just to watch my President on a big screen talking to his supporters! I’m being serious.

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Bluestorm83 41 points ago +41 / -0

That's Small Scale. We've got Two Possibilities.

1: Put The President in a Mo-Cap suit, and have it synched up to an Animatronic Trump in the venue. He'll have a 360 degree panoply of screens assembled around him, so he can see the entire crowd. The Animatronic, naturally, will not attempt to look like Human Donald Trump, but rather be constructed with a shell of precious metals and jewels, including Gold for his hair.

2: High Powered Hologram Array, projecting a 30 foot Donald Trump into a cloud of mist emitted in the center of the Arena. If done right, this could be used to simulate him using Heat Vision to smite CNN or any of the other MSM bullshit artists whenever they cut away.

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Tellman125 34 points ago +35 / -1

He actually did phone rallies for several states a few months ago; they are all online, just search "Trump virtual rally" - he says the same things he says at the actual rallies, but just talking on a phone instead of into a microphone.

General Election rallies held virtually (July 2020–present) [c]

Date of rally City State Venue

Friday, July 17, 2020[134] WI

Saturday, July 18, 2020 MI

Saturday, July 18, 2020 AZ

Sunday, July 19, 2020 NC

Sunday, August 2, 2020 PA

Friday, September 4, 2020 NC

HERE: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Trump+virtual+rally+factbase

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_post-election_Donald_Trump_rallies#2020_campaign_rallies

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NvJohansson 20 points ago +20 / -0

TBH, l was expecting Biden to fake this to get out of another beating. Im pissed...

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Shampagnepapi 101 points ago +104 / -3

Biden will use this as an out to debate.

Trump should be cleared by October 15, but Biden will still decline to be “cautious”

No matter how many tests say he’s clear, no matter the calls for pushing the debate back a couple days, Biden got his out.

Perfect time to go on Joe Rogan.

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learntocode 50 points ago +56 / -6

It is debate day. The president was last seen in a televised interview a week prior. Two days before all tweets stop.

His motorcade pulls up. He is lowered into a wheelchair. Hooked up to an air tank. He is stubborn in his demand to go on stage, lifted on the shoulders of the secret service. Wheeled. His microphone is adjusted to his seated height.

Welcoming speech by moderator. The world is watching. Biden goes first.

He talks shit, incoherent. Gloating. His handlers are all precumming from excitement.

Trumps turn.

He coughs. He whispers something incoherent. Falls silent. Moderator asks, "Mr. President? Are you okay?"

World is freaking out. Antifa are shooting their pets. BLM are eating their own children. Nurses are twerking and slipping disks.

He rises from the chair. He rips off the prop oxygen mask.

He says ...

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ReclaimYourDestiny 46 points ago +50 / -4

It will make the country(and world) miss him. We can all take a step back and realize how important he is to everyone's future.

Sometimes it takes something like this for everyone to get a moment of clarity.

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 36 points ago +37 / -1

On the plus side, plenty of Tweets to come I reckon....

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Tellsyouhow 11 points ago +36 / -25

Definitely. If the virus was made in a lab, they can could definitely manipulate it to react severely to Trumps DNA.

The rest of the world being infected is perfect cover to assassinate a President

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Desertwhale 24 points ago +26 / -2

It will be so epic!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 15 points ago +17 / -2

That will be amazing!!!!! God I can’t wait! The deep state are trying to cost him the election!!!! I knew they had to try and stop our rallies!

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ObjectiveReality 96 points ago +98 / -2

Trump recovers, left must admit to one of these:

a) Hydroxychloriquine works

b) COVID-19 is no big deal

c) False positive rate on tests is really high

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Averon 44 points ago +44 / -0

All of the above

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ObjectiveReality 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yup, but we only need one to end the lockdowns and the nonsense mass mail in ballot harvesting electoral fraud scheme

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DJTrump_MD 26 points ago +27 / -1

False positive is actually a really strong possibility. Trump has been tested at least once a day since March, or about 200 days.

If the chance of a false positive is 1%, then he should have tested positive at least twice by now (ie 2 false positives per 200 tests). But even the best tests for any virus is around 5-10%, and so he should have tested positive 10-20x by now

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worldofsmut 8 points ago +8 / -0

As funny as it would be for him to tweet "Psych! LOL" tomorrow, I'm pretty sure they would have been through all of this before issuing a statement.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 4 points ago +5 / -1

The odds of Trump and his wife getting false positive results at the same time are very small.

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tw0scoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

I doubt he would publicly announce a positive test w/o having ran it 2x or 3x considering the possibility of a false positive.

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DontTouchMeThere 1 point ago +3 / -2

That’s not how statistics work

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ObjectiveReality 1 point ago +1 / -0

But even the best tests for any virus is around 5-10%

That's not true and he's almost certainly tested twice to reduce false positives for the low selectivity of the tests.

But not everyone is tested twice. And even if you are with enough of a population being tested you'll still come back with more false than true.

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misterLahey 18 points ago +18 / -0

Exactly this. I'm LOLing over here because the left is too dumb to realize that Trump is about to knock down their scandemic sacred cow.

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CrimsonClown 11 points ago +11 / -0

That bullshit with comorbidity still gets me. It’s like when a bunch of stars assigned cancer as their cause of death when it was actually AIDS. It doesn’t help in the slightest to blame what clearly wasn’t the cause just because it was in the same eco system when the collapse happened. Died of a heart attack while infected with the WuFlu? Chalk another one onto the tally board!

It’s like, have these people no standards? No pride in actually doing their task well?

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StumpSmasher2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Standards went out the window when the government started offering a big pile o' cash for every Covid death.

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DontTouchMeThere 1 point ago +2 / -1

Who died of cancer that actually died of AIDS?

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swimminginthoughts 11 points ago +11 / -0

Masks are "political theater". https://streamable.com/fqkvv0

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dakin116 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love how this has been actively suppressed by the media and big tech. You can shit on the lockdowns but man they get butt hurt when you call out masks. Lockdown subreddit is still up yet they deleted the mask subreddit months ago.

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congruent 93 points ago +94 / -1

How about this campaign slogan:

TRUMP - NOW IMMUNE FROM COVID

Biden - could die from covid.

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electioninfection 13 points ago +13 / -0

The mean part of me upon seeing the news was tempted to post on FB for my TDS friends and family that I sure hope that Biden didn't get rona from the debate because it's really harmful for those with dementia. I controlled myself. Just barely.

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Worldtraveler0405 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly! This might give POTUS a boost if he comes out unscathed and right back on the podium.

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Carry_Your_Name 26 points ago +27 / -1

This must be a calculated move to ground him and demoralize us. He doesn't look sick at all. If it's true that he caught the chinese virus, it must be asymptomatic, which means no biggie, no serious impact to his health.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 26 points ago +26 / -0

Dr Z's protocol results in NO breathing problems in 2 days, and most people are virus free in 6 days. And if you take it for preventative use, even better.

He should be fine.

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Carry_Your_Name 11 points ago +12 / -1

Yeah, but this is a real bombshell that is gonna drive the news cycle for a week at least. The fake news is gonna mock him without mercy, while he'll be in corn teen at this critical time of the campaign.

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popcycle 11 points ago +11 / -0

corn teen was a bad little dude.

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patriotfortrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

The president’s supporters don’t care what the news says. They will mock and degradate all of us including the president no matter what. When he comes through this he will be unstoppable.

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good. Let them attack him. We should be so lucky as to have millions of fence-sitting Americans see Democrats and media talking heads mocking the President for having COVID, and praying for his death.

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

also weird that Biden JUST STARTED doing door-to-door canvasing.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting take about the campaign. Dan Bogino says they determined a while back that this election is solely about motivating his base to get out and vote. This is probably where people here get the idea that there are no undecided voters.

Certainly for a week or so people are going to see this as scary, and it will increase panic over some "pandemic." In scare quotes because as early as April 1 most of the Country had this under control. While some places like NYC had actual problems. Which Cuomo then spread all over the place.

So this might not adversely affect the campaign at all, and might even help him; it'll certainly change the dialog for a bit.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was just out in cold ass weather and looked/acted totally fine. I thought the same thing

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Randomite -3 points ago +2 / -5

He had dark circles under his eyes the past rally and at the debate. We were talking about it at our watch party. Take a look.

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swimminginthoughts 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's called working 24 hours a day.

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ZeroDeltaTango 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not worried. HCQ and Z-pack when taken early basically cures it.

Plus, the likelihood is this was a FALSE POSITIVE

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree with everything you said. So many stories of false positives.

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