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Desertwhale 584 points ago +597 / -13

When POTUS suffers no side effects of this over-hyped "virus", Trump will become a God. The left will screech "How does he not bleed!?", and us current supporters just realized how much we truly care about this guy. You're about to see a LOT of PASSION.

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 345 points ago +347 / -2

Hopefully! I’m not worried. Just bummed about their 14 days quarantine bullshit putting a halt to rallies

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UpTrump 238 points ago +240 / -2

They will put up a big screen and have him video call in, is my guess

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Flipbarryfromreddit 103 points ago +166 / -63

I THOUGHT AB HOW OUR MOVEMENT WAS GROWING TOO STRONG AND HOW THEY HAD TO THINK OF A WAY TO STOP HIM TOO!!!!!! TRUMP’S ENERGY WAS UNSTOPPABLE LAST NIGHT AND I JUST KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO CONTINUE, THAT IT WAS TOO PERFECT AND HOW THEY WERE DESPERATE TO STOP HIM. THE DEEP STATE GAVE HIM COVID!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking called it!!! I knew they would do this!!! It’s the CIA!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS HOW THEY ARE TRYING TO TAKE OUT GEOTUS. I’m fucking devastated!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do we do pedes????????????

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MohammedIsPedophile 260 points ago +261 / -1

Remember that many people who test positive for China virus don't get sick or even know they have it otherwise. The President will recover and win the election.

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Flahusky 137 points ago +138 / -1

The first rally he has after his quarentine will be the biggest yet. The left is about to Redpill the rest of America with their hate.

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Marchosias 116 points ago +119 / -3

Calm down for fucks sake..quit screaming and acting like a liberal

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rationalistone 68 points ago +71 / -3

As an ICU nurse, I have little concern about any Covid diagnosis. As someone who has seen 1984 come to fruition, I fear they will take his life and blame it on Covid.

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BloodElfSupporter 49 points ago +49 / -0

I’m more than willing to drive hours just to watch my President on a big screen talking to his supporters! I’m being serious.

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Bluestorm83 41 points ago +41 / -0

That's Small Scale. We've got Two Possibilities.

1: Put The President in a Mo-Cap suit, and have it synched up to an Animatronic Trump in the venue. He'll have a 360 degree panoply of screens assembled around him, so he can see the entire crowd. The Animatronic, naturally, will not attempt to look like Human Donald Trump, but rather be constructed with a shell of precious metals and jewels, including Gold for his hair.

2: High Powered Hologram Array, projecting a 30 foot Donald Trump into a cloud of mist emitted in the center of the Arena. If done right, this could be used to simulate him using Heat Vision to smite CNN or any of the other MSM bullshit artists whenever they cut away.

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_ra247 19 points ago +20 / -1

Project Orangebeam

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Tellman125 34 points ago +35 / -1

He actually did phone rallies for several states a few months ago; they are all online, just search "Trump virtual rally" - he says the same things he says at the actual rallies, but just talking on a phone instead of into a microphone.

General Election rallies held virtually (July 2020–present) [c]

Date of rally City State Venue

Friday, July 17, 2020[134] WI

Saturday, July 18, 2020 MI

Saturday, July 18, 2020 AZ

Sunday, July 19, 2020 NC

Sunday, August 2, 2020 PA

Friday, September 4, 2020 NC

HERE: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Trump+virtual+rally+factbase

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_post-election_Donald_Trump_rallies#2020_campaign_rallies

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NvJohansson 20 points ago +20 / -0

TBH, l was expecting Biden to fake this to get out of another beating. Im pissed...

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Shampagnepapi 101 points ago +104 / -3

Biden will use this as an out to debate.

Trump should be cleared by October 15, but Biden will still decline to be “cautious”

No matter how many tests say he’s clear, no matter the calls for pushing the debate back a couple days, Biden got his out.

Perfect time to go on Joe Rogan.

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learntocode 50 points ago +56 / -6

It is debate day. The president was last seen in a televised interview a week prior. Two days before all tweets stop.

His motorcade pulls up. He is lowered into a wheelchair. Hooked up to an air tank. He is stubborn in his demand to go on stage, lifted on the shoulders of the secret service. Wheeled. His microphone is adjusted to his seated height.

Welcoming speech by moderator. The world is watching. Biden goes first.

He talks shit, incoherent. Gloating. His handlers are all precumming from excitement.

Trumps turn.

He coughs. He whispers something incoherent. Falls silent. Moderator asks, "Mr. President? Are you okay?"

World is freaking out. Antifa are shooting their pets. BLM are eating their own children. Nurses are twerking and slipping disks.

He rises from the chair. He rips off the prop oxygen mask.

He says ...

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MineOwnSelf 73 points ago +74 / -1

His name was Seth Rich.

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Shampagnepapi 66 points ago +66 / -0

“Bill Clinton is a rapist. Infowars.com”

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sun_wolf 34 points ago +34 / -0

“It’s a hoax.”

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Nosferatutu 26 points ago +27 / -1

Lizard people everywhere.

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desync_ 23 points ago +24 / -1

"Despite..."

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ReclaimYourDestiny 46 points ago +50 / -4

It will make the country(and world) miss him. We can all take a step back and realize how important he is to everyone's future.

Sometimes it takes something like this for everyone to get a moment of clarity.

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 36 points ago +37 / -1

On the plus side, plenty of Tweets to come I reckon....

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Tellsyouhow 11 points ago +36 / -25

Definitely. If the virus was made in a lab, they can could definitely manipulate it to react severely to Trumps DNA.

The rest of the world being infected is perfect cover to assassinate a President

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MAGAMAN4EVA 14 points ago +43 / -29

Are you retarded?

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Nosferatutu 11 points ago +12 / -1

That might martyr him though. And does the left/deep state really want to turn Trump into an idea that is incapable of making any follies they can attack?

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CrimsonClown 0 points ago +7 / -7

This one genuinely deserves the tin foil hat award.

Wish I still had the link for it.

Oh well, I wonder how well people will react to the claim that China engineered a global pandemic in an attempt to get Trump sick and die. Some ScyFy channel plot right there.

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Desertwhale 24 points ago +26 / -2

It will be so epic!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 15 points ago +17 / -2

That will be amazing!!!!! God I can’t wait! The deep state are trying to cost him the election!!!! I knew they had to try and stop our rallies!

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ObjectiveReality 96 points ago +98 / -2

Trump recovers, left must admit to one of these:

a) Hydroxychloriquine works

b) COVID-19 is no big deal

c) False positive rate on tests is really high

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Averon 44 points ago +44 / -0

All of the above

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ObjectiveReality 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yup, but we only need one to end the lockdowns and the nonsense mass mail in ballot harvesting electoral fraud scheme

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DJTrump_MD 26 points ago +27 / -1

False positive is actually a really strong possibility. Trump has been tested at least once a day since March, or about 200 days.

If the chance of a false positive is 1%, then he should have tested positive at least twice by now (ie 2 false positives per 200 tests). But even the best tests for any virus is around 5-10%, and so he should have tested positive 10-20x by now

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worldofsmut 8 points ago +8 / -0

As funny as it would be for him to tweet "Psych! LOL" tomorrow, I'm pretty sure they would have been through all of this before issuing a statement.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 4 points ago +5 / -1

The odds of Trump and his wife getting false positive results at the same time are very small.

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basedBlumpkin 2 points ago +3 / -1

Disagree, the tests are faulty and inconsistent

less than 3% of positive PCR tests for covid were actually viable virus even at a 35 Ct.

97% could not be cultured/were not live. these people were not sick nor contagious.

this test is seriously over-sensitive.

fun fact: the 40Ct used in the US is 32X this sensitive.

https://twitter.com/boriquagato/status/1312016471372042246?s=20

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tw0scoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

I doubt he would publicly announce a positive test w/o having ran it 2x or 3x considering the possibility of a false positive.

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DontTouchMeThere 1 point ago +3 / -2

That’s not how statistics work

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DJTrump_MD 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is how they work. You can take multiple tests at one time to help identify false positives, but my description was correct

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ObjectiveReality 1 point ago +1 / -0

But even the best tests for any virus is around 5-10%

That's not true and he's almost certainly tested twice to reduce false positives for the low selectivity of the tests.

But not everyone is tested twice. And even if you are with enough of a population being tested you'll still come back with more false than true.

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misterLahey 18 points ago +18 / -0

Exactly this. I'm LOLing over here because the left is too dumb to realize that Trump is about to knock down their scandemic sacred cow.

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CrimsonClown 11 points ago +11 / -0

That bullshit with comorbidity still gets me. It’s like when a bunch of stars assigned cancer as their cause of death when it was actually AIDS. It doesn’t help in the slightest to blame what clearly wasn’t the cause just because it was in the same eco system when the collapse happened. Died of a heart attack while infected with the WuFlu? Chalk another one onto the tally board!

It’s like, have these people no standards? No pride in actually doing their task well?

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StumpSmasher2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Standards went out the window when the government started offering a big pile o' cash for every Covid death.

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DontTouchMeThere 1 point ago +2 / -1

Who died of cancer that actually died of AIDS?

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CrimsonClown 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a bunch of older Hollywood stars that had cancer listed as their cause of death and not AIDS. I really could not be bothered to go find the names again.

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swimminginthoughts 11 points ago +11 / -0

Masks are "political theater". https://streamable.com/fqkvv0

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dakin116 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love how this has been actively suppressed by the media and big tech. You can shit on the lockdowns but man they get butt hurt when you call out masks. Lockdown subreddit is still up yet they deleted the mask subreddit months ago.

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congruent 93 points ago +94 / -1

How about this campaign slogan:

TRUMP - NOW IMMUNE FROM COVID

Biden - could die from covid.

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electioninfection 13 points ago +13 / -0

The mean part of me upon seeing the news was tempted to post on FB for my TDS friends and family that I sure hope that Biden didn't get rona from the debate because it's really harmful for those with dementia. I controlled myself. Just barely.

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Worldtraveler0405 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly! This might give POTUS a boost if he comes out unscathed and right back on the podium.

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