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learntocode 50 points ago +56 / -6

It is debate day. The president was last seen in a televised interview a week prior. Two days before all tweets stop.

His motorcade pulls up. He is lowered into a wheelchair. Hooked up to an air tank. He is stubborn in his demand to go on stage, lifted on the shoulders of the secret service. Wheeled. His microphone is adjusted to his seated height.

Welcoming speech by moderator. The world is watching. Biden goes first.

He talks shit, incoherent. Gloating. His handlers are all precumming from excitement.

Trumps turn.

He coughs. He whispers something incoherent. Falls silent. Moderator asks, "Mr. President? Are you okay?"

World is freaking out. Antifa are shooting their pets. BLM are eating their own children. Nurses are twerking and slipping disks.

He rises from the chair. He rips off the prop oxygen mask.

He says ...

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MineOwnSelf 73 points ago +74 / -1

His name was Seth Rich.

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BecMonTchew 5 points ago +5 / -0

Followed by “Epstein didn’t kill himself. Audit the federal reserve.”

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

The US will never be a communist Nation. The only good Marxist is a dead Marxist!

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RedPill78 1 point ago +1 / -0

Say his name

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WhoMurderedSethRich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Asking for a friend...

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Shampagnepapi 66 points ago +66 / -0

“Bill Clinton is a rapist. Infowars.com”

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sun_wolf 34 points ago +34 / -0

“It’s a hoax.”

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publ1us 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It's a FAAAAAAAAKE"

You know, like the Romulan dude from DS9

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Nosferatutu 26 points ago +27 / -1

Lizard people everywhere.

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desync_ 23 points ago +24 / -1

"Despite..."

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

"... half the crime ..."

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anton1k 1 point ago +1 / -0

"...the constant negative press covfefe"