It is debate day. The president was last seen in a televised interview a week prior. Two days before all tweets stop.
His motorcade pulls up. He is lowered into a wheelchair. Hooked up to an air tank. He is stubborn in his demand to go on stage, lifted on the shoulders of the secret service. Wheeled. His microphone is adjusted to his seated height.
Welcoming speech by moderator. The world is watching. Biden goes first.
He talks shit, incoherent. Gloating. His handlers are all precumming from excitement.
Trumps turn.
He coughs. He whispers something incoherent. Falls silent. Moderator asks, "Mr. President? Are you okay?"
World is freaking out. Antifa are shooting their pets. BLM are eating their own children. Nurses are twerking and slipping disks.
He rises from the chair. He rips off the prop oxygen mask.
It is debate day. The president was last seen in a televised interview a week prior. Two days before all tweets stop.
His motorcade pulls up. He is lowered into a wheelchair. Hooked up to an air tank. He is stubborn in his demand to go on stage, lifted on the shoulders of the secret service. Wheeled. His microphone is adjusted to his seated height.
Welcoming speech by moderator. The world is watching. Biden goes first.
He talks shit, incoherent. Gloating. His handlers are all precumming from excitement.
Trumps turn.
He coughs. He whispers something incoherent. Falls silent. Moderator asks, "Mr. President? Are you okay?"
World is freaking out. Antifa are shooting their pets. BLM are eating their own children. Nurses are twerking and slipping disks.
He rises from the chair. He rips off the prop oxygen mask.
He says ...
His name was Seth Rich.
Followed by “Epstein didn’t kill himself. Audit the federal reserve.”
The US will never be a communist Nation. The only good Marxist is a dead Marxist!
Say his name
Asking for a friend...
“Bill Clinton is a rapist. Infowars.com”
“It’s a hoax.”
"It's a FAAAAAAAAKE"
You know, like the Romulan dude from DS9
Lizard people everywhere.
"Despite..."
"... half the crime ..."
"...the constant negative press covfefe"