It is debate day. The president was last seen in a televised interview a week prior. Two days before all tweets stop.
His motorcade pulls up. He is lowered into a wheelchair. Hooked up to an air tank. He is stubborn in his demand to go on stage, lifted on the shoulders of the secret service. Wheeled. His microphone is adjusted to his seated height.
Welcoming speech by moderator. The world is watching. Biden goes first.
He talks shit, incoherent. Gloating. His handlers are all precumming from excitement.
Trumps turn.
He coughs. He whispers something incoherent. Falls silent. Moderator asks, "Mr. President? Are you okay?"
World is freaking out. Antifa are shooting their pets. BLM are eating their own children. Nurses are twerking and slipping disks.
He rises from the chair. He rips off the prop oxygen mask.
Biden will use this as an out to debate.
Trump should be cleared by October 15, but Biden will still decline to be “cautious”
No matter how many tests say he’s clear, no matter the calls for pushing the debate back a couple days, Biden got his out.
Perfect time to go on Joe Rogan.
It is debate day. The president was last seen in a televised interview a week prior. Two days before all tweets stop.
His motorcade pulls up. He is lowered into a wheelchair. Hooked up to an air tank. He is stubborn in his demand to go on stage, lifted on the shoulders of the secret service. Wheeled. His microphone is adjusted to his seated height.
Welcoming speech by moderator. The world is watching. Biden goes first.
He talks shit, incoherent. Gloating. His handlers are all precumming from excitement.
Trumps turn.
He coughs. He whispers something incoherent. Falls silent. Moderator asks, "Mr. President? Are you okay?"
World is freaking out. Antifa are shooting their pets. BLM are eating their own children. Nurses are twerking and slipping disks.
He rises from the chair. He rips off the prop oxygen mask.
He says ...
"Despite..."
"...the constant negative press covfefe"