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Monzie 37 points ago +37 / -0

No. Ventilators.

Take HCQ +zpac.

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Nightbringer33 8 points ago +8 / -0

Zinc too, it is the key!

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jive-ass-turkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoa, GEOTUS and FLOTUS are asymptotic as of now with no comorbidities.

Nothing like a vent is even close to a necessity right now.

Neither of them would have even known they'd contracted it had the test not told them.

GEOTUS hasn't even changed his normal schedule.

He's probably bare knuckle boxing frozen sides of beef in the bubble right now.

FYI, just so people don't get too worried.

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KingMob 25 points ago +25 / -0

Pray for the First Lady and the President.

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CantStumpIWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait what? Tube?

I haven’t heard of or seen a tube.

It’s early, you’re messing around right?

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CantStumpIWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn’t see that. Do you have a link? I cant find anything from my searches.

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nowrongwrong 21 points ago +21 / -0

If Trump takes HCQ et al and spends 14 days shitposting on Twitter about how unfair it is that they won't let him out when he feels perfectly fine then it will be the biggest redpill to millions of people trapped by the media fearmongering that equates getting COVID with a death sentence.

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Ladybug87 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wonder if Kayleigh got it as well?

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Sigma 19 points ago +19 / -0

My money says the virus saw that enormous binder, turned tail and ran back to Chy-na.

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jubyeonin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kayleigh is in her thirties, in good health, and not everyone gets it. Remember the quarantined ships that got memory-holed.

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

They all get tested everyday when they enter the building.

FFS, my city's Police department is still testing every single employee every single day they come to work.

Funny though, no increased sanitation requirements, extra hand sanitizer stations, or anything that would actually help prevent the killer virus. The one that no one knows if they have it or not so they need a test.

Funny I don't remember any hubbub about Ebola or Zika testing.

I wonder why all of a sudden there is all of this concern over a disease that is far less deadly by comparison in almost every conceivable metric available.

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TheUpsetter 11 points ago +11 / -0

‘I’m so glad you asked that question’

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Wrexxis780 9 points ago +9 / -0

Time for this guy to prove he deserves his job.

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IllKissYourBoobies 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, I get you... he already has.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 6 points ago +9 / -3

So, its not covid 19? Its sars-cov-2? Stop fucking changing the name (isis/isul anyone)

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nowrongwrong 15 points ago +15 / -0

Disease name versus virus name

The disease AIDS is caused by the virus HIV

The disease COVID-19 (aka China Virus aka Wuhan Flu) is caused by the virus SARS-CoV-2

Remember, the only reason it's even called COVID-19 is because China told the WHO they weren't allowed to call it SARS2 because it would make people think of SARS which came from China.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hmmmmm seems like an attempt to fool those who are out if the loop. Myself incouded

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nowrongwrong 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's just cause it was a doctor who wrote the note and they often speak with precision even if it's not necessary.

Nine times out of ten most things that get distributed to the media are written layman's terms. Having said that, this whole disease has been a different experience because we had to actually fight with the media over what to call it because naming it after its source (like we did for every other disease) somehow turned into a war crime.

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JustInTime2_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can he trust his medical team. I am just asking with all this coup crap with Mattis?

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Pedeberrycrunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally expected the last sentence to end with "and Bill Clinton is a rapist. Infowars.com."

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