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Toughsky_Shitsky 100 points ago +104 / -4

It's the fucking FLU!

Trump will be fine.

STOP aceding to the left's narrative!

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muy_libre 62 points ago +64 / -2

We’re talking about a man who has beaten every enemy that comes his way... for his entire life.

A little case of Chinky Pox is literally nothing to GEOTUS.

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Parcus 26 points ago +26 / -0

He's not sick now. He is producing antibodies. They can sample his blood to develop the vaccine

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GrandDukeofLuzon 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGA Virus: Infects people with contagious redpills.

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VA_MAGApede 8 points ago +8 / -0

That would be something else if the final vaccine ends up being a result of Trump's antibodies. In particular if every leftist has to get injected with Trump antibody vaccine. Talk about the mother of all salt mines.

Our ratface Governor known also as "Coonman" and with a penchant for either wearing blackface or white robes has mandated such for the Commonwealth of Virginia. Would only be fitting if the whole lot had to get Trump antibodies.

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GrandDukeofLuzon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish Duterte & Co. buys some of them for the Philippines.

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

imagine trump selling trump branded vaccines with his antibodies

lmao

no brakes

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muy_libre 15 points ago +16 / -1

Biden would be in an ICU on a ventilator rn if he got it.

Trump will get even stronger from this... just watch.

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Iamnotademocrat1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Treatment no longer includes intubation in the hospitals on the East Coast....I have friends in low places who share the treatment plans....now treatment is walking, high flow 02, and anti coagulants if needed due to blood clotting which is a part of some strains of the frankenstein man made virus from china. and anti biotics....as for me...I am praying for POTUS. Let's face it. He has access to the best care.

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Honor+Duty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or give him thIs treatment anyway. Just as a precaution.

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nightstalker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump was pretty close to him...things could happen

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PotatoFarmer20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Correct. This man pisses barbed wire. He will win. He willsweep the deep staters off their feet.

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SoldierofKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

The flu can be dangerous for a man above 70. I have full confidence in his doctors. we want him healthy so we take all precautions

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UpTrump 25 points ago +25 / -0

And after this bullshit 2 weeks of quarantine, he will go scorched earth on Chyna. Now this shit's personal

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KMacsBinder 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, then he could blast out the false positive and have a very public example of how the numbers are inflated and inaccurate.

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featherwinglove 4 points ago +4 / -0

I doubt that, but have a vote 'cus it's funny, LMAO!

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KremlinBot 14 points ago +18 / -4

The virus is real.

It does have a very low lethality rate, however, Trump is at an elevated risk due to his age.

Trump always wins, so I full expect him to add another notch in the win column.

I hope Trump makes China pay dearly. May the Chinese live in interesting times.

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PurestEvil 17 points ago +17 / -0

He is not really at a much elevated risk. He might be old, but he lacks the ~2.6 average comorbidities. He is quite healthy for a person in his age. He is not frail, he has body mass, his brain is working fine, he is energetic. The people who die to Covid are people who are already on the fringe of death. He is far from it.

And it's not even clear what his symptoms will be - it can range from nothing to mild symptoms for a day. This is the most likely outcome.

Don't worry about him, just worry about the propaganda, demoralization and smears that will result from this. The left goes rabid over this.

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Pirate_Lafitte 12 points ago +12 / -0

He also gets plenty of sun from rallies and golf (vitamin D) and has Blood type O-, which are two factors thought to minimize symptoms.

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PurestEvil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Interesting. I have blood type 0- as well. I was infected in March and I had mild symptoms for 1 day (no fever). It was very distinct from anything I had before and the timing was fitting, so I knew it had to be Covid.

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PurestEvil 7 points ago +7 / -0

Of course not. Testing was near impossible at that time, and they only did it if you had visibly strong symptoms. Everything was overcrowded. People were in paranoia mode. My company wanted me to get tested, but it was not possible and actually I didn't really wanted to because it was redundant.

As of later I didn't bother because it doesn't matter. It's: Wear a mask bigot, even if you are immune!

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their biggest worry now is that Trump is going to destroy their black plague narrative and show therapeutics (HCQ, Zinc) work and masks don't do shit. He'll get a lot of sympathy from normal sane people. He'll come out looking strong and powerful. All this a couple weeks before the election.

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wernerziegler 8 points ago +8 / -0

Except they probably test Trump at least twice a day. With that early of a detetction, the doctors have a ton of treatment options. The news will fear monger for a few days, and then suddenly the POTUS emerges healthy as ever and says it was no big deal. Suddenly Joe Biden can try to make the virus sound as scary and deadly as he wants, yet a 70+ year old overweight man with one of the most difficult jobs in the world will come out and say "eh, it wasn't that bad, no big deal Joe".

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Diotima 4 points ago +4 / -0

100 year old people beat this easily

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nightstalker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a friend with cancer was taking chemo which they had to stop for a bit and she and her very sickly husband both beat it...

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Pecker2002 10 points ago +12 / -2

I tested positive for Covid in early August. I’m 40, healthy, and otherwise ok. I’ve never been more tired then the 4-5 days I had a bad fever with Covid. It’s not a joke. My wife barely had sniffles for a few days and also tested positive.

Hoping Trump has a mild case.

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swarleybing 11 points ago +11 / -0

So you were at Jeb! levels of energy?

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Pecker2002 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty much.

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tonightm16 9 points ago +9 / -0

The left will be like "see, even Trump can get it" so we are going to take your job away and lock you in your home.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is exactly what will happen!

New round of lockdowns.

Tree of Liberty.

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GayPedesAnonymous 33 points ago +34 / -1

he’ll be asymptomatic this whole time, maybe some sniffles, that’s about it. the narrative is not that he’s surviving the plague; it’s that it’s not a fucking plague at all

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muy_libre 31 points ago +33 / -2

I’m tellin y’all... this is good for Trump

If he’s really symptomatic, and beats it. He looks like a strong alpha hero.

If he’s asymptomatic, it just shows how fucking retarded the reaction to covid has been.

As always, Trump wins!

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shitPostingChamp 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can’t wait for that 😂

“I am holding a ZOOM meeting to negotiate another Middle East deal today. Must have peace! No symptoms to report. Wonder why the fake news media has acted like China virus was so bad, when it is not? Sad!”

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anewstep 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would be pretty funny. Sounds like a perfect time for him to take a break and do a .win AMA.

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shitPostingChamp 7 points ago +7 / -0

You just made a Nash equilibrium matrix where the dominant strategy is Trump getting COVID and surviving 🤣

Wait... You don’t think... Dare I even speculate... Could this be... Part of his strategy?! (I’m 99% kidding)

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WillyP702 3 points ago +3 / -0

haha 99.97% kidding 🤣

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AtticusDenzil 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope for no symptoms aside from a random sneeze live on TV to further the overreaction and expose how ridiculous this "pandemic" is

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Saremei 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sneezing isn't a symptom. So yeah, a cough maybe.

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AtticusDenzil 1 point ago +1 / -0

i bet that if trump sneezes even once the libtard media will get hysterical about it

change my mind .

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tonightm16 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was probably picked up by a regular test. I imagine he gets one every week. So after he was tested they will test anyone he was in contact with. Even Biden.

They will now test him every day until its gone.

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featherwinglove 21 points ago +25 / -4

What if nothing even happens? About the only risk factor is his age, and he went prophylactic with the HCQ for that reason. There is also a significant possibility that the test is a false positive.

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muy_libre 21 points ago +24 / -3

Nothing will happen. Trump will pummel Chinky Pox like he pummeled Joe Biden and Chris Wallace.

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featherwinglove 17 points ago +17 / -0

LMAO "Chinky Pox" - first time I've seen that one.

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artarious 13 points ago +13 / -0

Holy fuck. All this time and all the different names and I have NEVER heard Chinky Pox! If this was reddit I would give you gold!

Well...no I wouldn't because fuck those POS. But take the imaginary internet gold anyway!

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learntocode 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chinky Pox is cash money. Thank you muy_libre

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MethuselahHoneysuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL 😂😂😂😂

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JoeIsAHoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

He's going to be fine, its 98% survival rate if you're 70+ and almost all of those people have preexisting conditions.

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muy_libre 6 points ago +7 / -1

Trump has god-tier genetics and superior health and stamina. You might as well put him into the 20-30 category.

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JoeIsAHoe 8 points ago +8 / -0

He doesn't drink, he doesn't do drugs, doesn't smoke... he's a little overweight but not so much that he has developed health problems from it. Has the best medical care in the entire world. We know a lot about the virus now. This is a nothing burger.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 7 points ago +7 / -0

If I remember hearing right on FOX< they were saying he's going to go on convalescent plasma. Don't quote me on this though as I could be wrong.

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UpTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

He has access to the best doctors in the world. He will be fine.

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KremlinBot 4 points ago +6 / -2

Stop with this false positive nonsense. If the test is administered and analyzed correctly, a positive result has extremely high confidence of being a true positive. Since this is the POTUS we're talking about, you can be assured that he will have access to the highest quality resources. There will also have been multiple redundant tests to rule out any such possibility.

https://medical.mit.edu/covid-19-updates/2020/06/how-accurate-diagnostic-tests-covid-19

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featherwinglove 4 points ago +7 / -3

Don't call false positives nonsense, okay? Also, this isn't the same MIT that landed us on the Moon. Think about it: if you were to have 10,000 cases in a population of 1 million people, and the test is conservative to avoid false negatives, and let's assume that it is perfectly successful at doing that, and the false positive rate of that test is 0.1%, that's one in a thousand (I've read that 0.8% is typical), you run the million tests, 10,000 come back true positive and 990 tests (from the 990,000 healthy people) come back false negative; that's a lot your "cases" - it gets more and more extreme as the incidence of the disease drops. We're talking about the PotUS here, so you can be dang sure they're going to run another one; I'm just saying don't be too surprised if you hear in a few hours that we're all worked up over nothing.

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WillyP702 6 points ago +6 / -0

False positives is very likely even the media has admitted to it. People hold on to who they were taught trust. So the idea that the professionals may be wrong or purposely lying to them is something they will refuse to accept until they're forced to see it.

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, that phenomenon is pretty amazing: The feeling of being betrayed by someone you deeply trust is such a bad one that people tend to avoid it even while the events unfold right in front of them to such an extent that they will endure much greater pain to avoid it, and the worst example is Josef Stalin. Unfortunately, the victims of the Nazi invasion suffered that greater pain on his behalf. A problem that's still messing up the world today is that the Soviet Union fielded the best spies in the world - too bad for Stalin, he betrayed the ones who were reporting on Operation Barbarossa ahead of it happening, thus destroying his intelligence network in Nazi Germany the moment he needed it most. God answered the prayers of his subjects and froze Jerry's balls off that winter.

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WillyP702 2 points ago +2 / -0

very true but I have a feeling that a lot of people who put their trust in our system pretty soon won't be able to avoid the truth. They will have to accept they've been mislead.

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featherwinglove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably a lot of those who claimed to have done that are marching with BLM right now.

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KremlinBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

MIT is an excellent university. I am not sure why you felt the need to explain how percentages work, but it's not relevant to your argument. In this case, we're talking about one individual. Using your conservative figure, there is a 0.008 chance of the test being wrong. While we do not know how many concurrent or subsequent tests have been performed, we do also know that at least two individuals in close contact with the President have also tested positive. The likelihood of a false positive is close to zero.

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featherwinglove 1 point ago +2 / -1

Get bent. Unlike Kayleigh McEnany, I don't have the patience to deal with the behaviour of the Democrat Press Corpse.

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KremlinBot 1 point ago +3 / -2

I don't have a lot of love for the "poorly educated," but if you vote Trump, I'll make an exception for you. I wish you the best.

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_-Th0r-_ 18 points ago +18 / -0

Chris Wallace is a Russian asset.

Change my mind.

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learntocode 13 points ago +13 / -0

Close. Chyna's bitch through a Fentanyl smuggling kickback ring. Wallace is in on it to get the plastic wrappers off the drugs after the human mules shit them out in hotels after their international flights.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hello 8kun paytriot.

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MacBorgar 13 points ago +14 / -1

Biden now has an excuse for not doing next debate.

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intoseaodb 5 points ago +6 / -1

Exactly, and he only has to say he's positive two weeks from now to weasel out til' the election!

e: but it sounds too easy, feels like this month will be high in surprises

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anewstep 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, that is the only concern I have. Trump will be fine.

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kekgog 6 points ago +7 / -1

He's not even sick, he's tested positive. That's a difference.

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MidwestNotMideast 6 points ago +7 / -1

This man stared directly into the sun, and the sun blinked!

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Kek_Trump 5 points ago +6 / -1

Once he comes through unscathed (as I think is almost certain), it will be huge confidence boost. Potentially game changer. Genius 4D chess move!

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GoldwaterVoter 4 points ago +5 / -1

My first cousin and her husband are both 73 YO, same as POTUS, and both are in great health.

He got a nasty cough, was tested positive via PCR test, but no treatment, full recovery. My cousin (his wife) never had symptoms and was not PCR tested.

Later on, both got antibody test -- he was positive and she was negative -- T-cell immunity!!!! Her natural immunity from many corona virus exposures over the years (she was a cardiac nurse) was able to fight off CCP virus without having to generate antibodies

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Red_Princess 4 points ago +4 / -0

this is really interesting and her immunity is a great argument for why we maybe shouldnt all be staying locked up in our houses...

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GoldwaterVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

As her first cousin, I hope I have the same natural strong basic immune system inherited from our Swedish grandparents. I am 77 and ski at 11,000+ elevation. And 6 years ago I came in 2nd overall among men in a 5K race. Fingers crossed!

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Flahusky 3 points ago +4 / -1

Prepare for the onslaught from the left and be ready for when he recovers to mine their salt. This will only make him stronger.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Less than 10 days. Mark it.

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VirTW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden wouldn't survive if he got it that's for sure

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MrJugsMcBulge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Assuming he's even sick. Many China virus infections are asymptomatic.

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duallyford 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't there like a 50% false positive rate?

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Pepbrandt 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'll be a walking example of how we don't need everything shut down!

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Don only needs a 13-day quarantine because he does things ahead of schedule and under budget!

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CaptainRumington 2 points ago +3 / -1

His blood is 90% Hydroxychloroquine. He will physically beat the covid out of himself.

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doublecross 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he’s asymptomatic there’s literally nothing to recover from.

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Humongus 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'll be stronger and immune!

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LibtardJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Recovers? He isn't sick. Virus is bullshit.

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MichelesPenis 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's time to bring Chuck and Nancy to the white house.

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majorpribluda 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump's Blood Cures Communism!

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unspecified_user 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I was a little tired for a day, but that was about it. I missed being able to talk to the people Monday afternoon due to all the unneeded doctor assessments, but I scheduled them to be in the Oval Office so I could keep working while they told me I was fine."

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump is going to create the Coronavirus vaccine .........

IN HIS OWN VEINS!!!!!,!😃

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FLWoman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m not sure there is anything to “recover” from! I don’t think he has any symptoms.

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corezone 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's nothing to recover from if you don't have symptoms.

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Teasingpenguin 1 point ago +1 / -0

One Word

Hydroxychloroquine

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Mugwort 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I didn't feel a thing"

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IqwensuOrja 1 point ago +1 / -0

He isn’t ill. Having said virus≠sickness

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Pepbrandt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden's gonna have a hard time staying in the news over the next two weeks. Can't wait how GEOTUS spins this into a media blitz.

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GregTheTraceur 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this photo doctored? Can someone ask CNN for me? I'm not sure how to think.

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn straight!!! <3 MAGA2020

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Diotima 1 point ago +1 / -0

the left is so dumb when Trump beats this thing he'll ascend to God hood based on the empathy he'll win with this thing lmao. They'll be going " Thank God Trump survived I dunno what my life would have been without him there to drive my 24 7 hate news cycle.:

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Dogfacedgod 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHEN he comes out of this unscathed, 70 years old, a little chubby...the left and covid karens are going to be hard pressed to push the scary death sentence narrative anymore. I would love to see the President flex hard out of the gate from his recovery.

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Tomato 0 points ago +2 / -2

He probably wont even show symptoms. 95% chance

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barryb0nds 0 points ago +2 / -2

Wishing the president a speedy recovery.

I suspect for most people here catching it wouldn't be much of a worry, but it can become a bit more grim for someone over 70.

I have every confidence in Trump though.

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WillyP702 2 points ago +4 / -2

HE's fine. it's a 99.97% survival rate and he has the cure. That the FDA refuses to call the cure because a lot of people at the FDA are controlled by the drug industry. But it doesn't matter President Trump has the cure for it and also a republican Senator who had COVID took the cure and he no longer has it.but the FDA won't call it the cure so the media will just ignore it.

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joebud 0 points ago +2 / -2

This will be the best thing to happen, Trump is the most famous man on the planet and the left wing media will harp on about this 24/7.

When he beats it, it will totally kill the entire covid is dangerous meme.

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WillyP702 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well for one President Trump has the actual cure for it but the FDA is controlled by BIG PHRAMA so they're refusing to call it the cure. When President Trump even mention that this one drug is a good "treatment" for it the Media went crazy because the Democrats and their friends wanted to use Covid to get Mail in voting. Which is what all of this is really about. So President Trump is fine. This actually nothing, really but the flu or in somecases the common cold. The CDC can't always determine rather you actually have Covid or just the common cold. So they just call everything Covid. Which doesn't make sense. Also even if you test positive it could mean you just were getting over a small cold . Lets not forget that yo uhave a 99.97% chance of survival even without treatment. haha

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Dirk_Diggler 0 points ago +1 / -1

Thought I would treat myself to some salt and made my way over to reddit and oh boy is their some high quality sodium chloride over there.

In case you reddit fags are browsing over here, don't worry the Chinese cold isn't taking out either candidate. You dumb fucks are so gassed up on this bullshit virus you actually believe it is going be a big deal. I hope he comes through with a light case of the sniffles so we can all open the country back up. The rest of you can wear masks and live with your heads up your ass. This is literally not going to be shit. Same goes for the lame Joepedo, if he gets it, he'll be fine too, because this is a fucking joke.

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MarcusOrbelious 0 points ago +8 / -8

But after he tries the vaccine that he talked about in the debate, will it change your mind about taking it yourself???

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Toughsky_Shitsky 14 points ago +16 / -2

I don't give one single fuck about who takes or recommends a gummint sponsored vaccine.

I am NOT taking the gummint's poison!

Fuck you! .. to anyone who is pushing this shit!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +4 / -2

I don't give a fuck if Melania administered the gummint china flu vaccine via blowjob on Trump's direction .. I am NOT taking gummint sponsored poison!

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JoeIsAHoe 8 points ago +9 / -1

That's not how vaccines work. A vaccine is a dead or weak imitation of the virus that tricks your body into making antibodies to kill the virus. It prepares your body in case you get it, it doesn't cure you if you have it.

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MarcusOrbelious 0 points ago +3 / -3

I knew someone was going to say this cough-polio-cough I just have no response... cough-small pox-cough

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WillyP702 3 points ago +3 / -0

WEll operations WARP speed isn't just vaccines it's other methods of treatments as well. Don't let the Vaccine Nazis keep you focused on one method of treament because there are others. More than likely President Trump would take HCQ with ZINC . I doubt he will take a Vac.