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Celtic_Warrior 125 points ago +127 / -2

I don’t think these are actual satanists; just a group of sad pathetic marxists trying to be edgy with Google translate and images that they think are scary. It’s really asinine when you get to the heart of it considering how mild this virus is.

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BasedBoyScout [S] 61 points ago +68 / -7

Keep in mind the core theory behind a "curse" is not so much the power of any specific image or magic but the will behind both.

The huge reflection of the same wishes over and over is still an attempt to harness evil against a man that is doing good for those he is responsible for.

Rationalizing the behavior of those that do evil through a bitterly realistic lense simply excuses the intent.

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Celtic_Warrior 38 points ago +42 / -4

This “theory” means fuck all because it’s based in ridiculous superstition and not in any reality. All they’re doing effectively is getting attention on social media.

And no, you’re not excusing their bad intentions by simply pointing out how laughable and pathetic they are with what they’re doing.

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SentryS 22 points ago +23 / -1

Their lapse or abcense of understanding about how reality is supposed to work doesn't excuse their intentions and or their perceived intentions.

You may now resume laughing.

However, they're that evil. Either by choice or by ignorance

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augustinius 7 points ago +10 / -3

This isn't real evil.

This is digital desperation and immaturity.

You don't notice real evil until its inside of you.

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SentryS 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm sure evil isn't exclusive to only a rapist.

Their intent is evil by pure observation. You cannot deny that wishing death through occult practices and genuine hatred based on propaganda and misinformation opinions is evil.

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augustinius 3 points ago +5 / -2

lol nice one.

I suppose my point is that this isn't a serious manifestation of evil. It's blatant and open. Still evil, but not one we should stop the presses over.

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SentryS 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's at least a story worthy of more attention than two scoops of ice cream :P

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Hijinx81 17 points ago +18 / -1

I’ve watched every season of “ghost hunters” ....maybe I can help here

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augustinius 12 points ago +13 / -1

GET THIS MAN A PROTON BACKPACK

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Sparhawk007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just Don't Cross the Streams!!

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Scroon 3 points ago +3 / -0

This bit of dialogue was better than that entire reboot thing.

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Energy flows where attention goes.

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fasterth 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well we need to fight it with prayers with just as much intensity.

In the end God always wins.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +3 / -1

Translation: Meme Magic is real.

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WhatYouCameToHear 2 points ago +4 / -2

Meme Magic is based on some observable metric: trips and 7s, poorly aged tweets, meme in the wild IRL.

They appear as Kek wills it. Curses are bunk.

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Hangemh1gh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you believe in curses?

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throwaway-5947375959 17 points ago +21 / -4

Unfortunately for them, the spirit world doesn't differentiate between genuine curses and edgy copy-pastas from Reddit. Whatever energy a person puts out into the world, be it positive or negative, will be returned to that person three times. That's why the "Trump Curse" is so powerful. It's his haters' own negative energy being redirected upon themselves.

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Celtic_Warrior 10 points ago +12 / -2

I don’t believe in karma or in curses from mortal beings. Truly awful people who put out the worst energies don’t really get their comeuppance until the afterlife. Perhaps in the moment before their death they’ll realize what they’ve actually done.

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you believe in prayer?

Because curses are basically anti-prayers.

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trumpizkewl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was 7x but 3x is a similar idea

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tombombadil -4 points ago +2 / -6

Frig off you weird spiritual bastard https://youtu.be/aHGd2ChbcJ8

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Smurfection 8 points ago +9 / -1

It's amazing to me that those who hate Christians so much, resort to this cheap spiritualism at the drop of a dime.

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HiddenDekuScrub 9 points ago +9 / -0

I remember a friend from high school getting into this stuff. I was creeped out by it, so I researched it pretty heavily.

Neo-Paganism is basically a "religion" for people who hate Christians to feel like they have some kind of power. It also targets folks who are looking to live a fairy tale, and weak people desperate to escape into fantasy. (Folks for which reading a book or playing a video game isn't enough.)

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powershellder 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jordan Peterson has some fabulous theories on religion.

Basically, the human brain is wired to be religious and we see many of the same themes between all major religions.

When people reject Christianity (or, I suppose Buddhism or Shinto), they use other ideology to fill the void.

That’s why you get these rabid leftists—to them, their political views are their religion. And you can even see some of the same “religious themes” in their beliefs. For example, the end of the world is global warming.

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PizzaphilePodesta 3 points ago +3 / -0

poser faggots that have a lot of reddit karma

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MAGAHEALER 61 points ago +61 / -0

Open up the mental asylums again.

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Puglosi4Prison 14 points ago +16 / -2

It’s called water boarding my fren

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Wankerton 5 points ago +6 / -1

Only one asylum will be opened. In gitmo

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cook_does 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would be happy with helicopter rides.

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Wishiwastrumpswife 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bring back lobotomy

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VERYNAIZE 47 points ago +47 / -0

This doesn't stand a chance against meme magic. PRAISE KEK!

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AnointedVisions 17 points ago +17 / -0

KEK WILL VANQUISH CREEPY LOW ENERGY MEMES

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MaxineWaters4Prez 10 points ago +10 / -0

SHADILAY

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SentryS 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is a topic that doesn't get nearly as much attention as it deserves.

Meme magick

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Brother_Bill 15 points ago +15 / -0

And to think that it all started with two men having a Bible study in the back of a chariot. Never miss an opportunity to share the Gospel!

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RU_joe_king 11 points ago +11 / -0

As they were traveling down the road, they came to some water. The eunuch said, “Look, there’s water! What would keep me from being baptized? ” And Philip said, “If you believe with all your heart you may.” And he replied, “I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God.”Then he ordered the chariot to stop, and both Philip and the eunuch went down into the water, and he baptized him. When they came up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord carried Philip away, and the eunuch did not see him any longer. But he went on his way rejoicing. Acts 8: 36-39

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IamDEMONetIZED 24 points ago +25 / -1

They’re not sending their best, folks.

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BasedBoyScout [S] 22 points ago +23 / -1

We need a #RUNAWAY flair.

Literally if you are near anyone that does this, run away from them as soon as possible.

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Greta_Thunberg 15 points ago +15 / -0

Smite ME, n—-a

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SomePedeOnline 8 points ago +8 / -0

Buss on me ni**a

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augustinius 4 points ago +4 / -0

HEX ON ME NIBBA

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhh hahahahaha

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AnointedVisions 4 points ago +4 / -0

We also need a JOBS NOT MOBS flair, I can't understand why we don't have that yet

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BlondeBombshell88 20 points ago +20 / -0

Looked more into this, it’s from a subreddit called /r/cursedcomments

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Westonian 19 points ago +20 / -1

They're just copying and pasting bullshit. They're not satanists, they're trolls.

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BasedBoyScout [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

We'll let God sort out the details.

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outsideop 17 points ago +17 / -0

They’re not trolls, they’re dumbasses.

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AnointedVisions 10 points ago +11 / -1

They're faggots

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augustinius 5 points ago +5 / -0

He speaks truth!

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AnointedVisions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yikesly

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Emperorvoid 9 points ago +9 / -0

I consider myself to be Pagan. I worship and honor nature. I think spells are complete fucking Woo Woo bullshit. Those who try and cast spells are as fucking deluded as those who say they are some other gender.

We have a serious mental health problem in this country, and the only cure for it is, HELICOPTERS!

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you Styx. Peace out. ;)

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CounterRevolutionary 1 point ago +1 / -0

To me, nature is just another creation just as we are creations. it is not our mother, but rather our retarded sister. We should protect nature not worship it.

But I agree 100% on HELICOPTERS

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Emperorvoid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Another person asked me a question. Figured I would copy/pasta it here in case you were curious and to elaborate a bit further. This is likely TLDR so not giving a fuck to read it is fine by me.

"Absolute serious question: Why would you worship the creation as opposed to the creator? I'm not trying to troll you, I actually want to understand what the thought process is."

I will try an answer as honestly and open as I can without writing a book.

I spend a lot of time researching. I have a great lot of interests. To understand my answer you will have to understand not just my what, but my why. I know that as much as I know, as much as we collectively know, we know such a small fraction. I see that even now, where we will be within 100 years, we will look back out our current cultures, our own present zeitgeist, that we will look at us then, as we now look back at us in medieval times. Our advancement is far more than technology, but our understanding of responsibility to the world itself, as stewards, instead of just takers. I know we will fix all the damage we have done to the world... Through technology, and technology through Capitalism ONLY, with the end result of Capitalism making itself obsolete. Getting further into that is a book, and a basis of the reader having be well read and researched enough into the Technological Singularity. I am far more of a Utopian with a bumpy road to it than a Dystopian. I like to understand limits and potentials. I like thoughts that are a journey into themselves, and thought experiments. I listen to a lot of smart mother fuckers, but I am very much on my own. I don't absorb, I critically weigh, parse, test, and judge information to get the closest I can to a conclusion, and stay away from an opinion. I am an INTJ, with a great Neo Cortex, but my Hippocampus is my bane and I have to work hard at retaining and recalling information. I am very well read, but too far into the forgotten. I am a very curious person who never lost amazement, wonderment, and a sense of needing to know things. I refuse to be intellectually stagnant, or to hit my wall, and be ok with my world model.

Now, I don't outright refuse the idea of a creator God, Goddess, Gods and Goddesses, some ungendered spirit that has creation level abilities. Thing is, I do not know this. I think it is a possibility, I don't rule it out, but I don't see it, I don't experience it, and a lot of what the religious point to, I logically can refute for me. I am not a fan of religion as it gives easy answers and kills curiosity. Science and Logic has been a thorn to religion because it takes away the easy answers, and shows how complex reality is. I find too many faults in a religious idea of God. As for a spiritual side of God outside of any dogma, God, or the Creator, is not an active participant. If it exists it is a watcher, and if there be a Heaven or Hell, or anything of any end result from judgment, I will be judged by what I choose, regardless of the fear of the end result, or the promise of some paradise. It doesn't matter to me what I am suppose to do or be, I CHOOSE ME, nothing else. I've taken a lot of time in my own life to try and cleanse myself of external influences. I am not my time period, experiences, influences, or anything else external. I am not my nurture. I as well question the nature aspect of how I as a Human am affected by Millions of years of evolution, and how that has affected human socializing, and behavior. I am the guy who runs into the fire, or puts my life on the line for strangers. I have come to understand myself in both the external and internal parts of humanity and being a human. I have taught myself how to recognize and choose a lot of myself. That part is important because I see that my life is a part of an insane amount of factors. More people have never existed than will ever exist, because the way history went down. I exist because of the world. I am not the biggest fan of Humanity, but I expect greater things from us. However, the natural world, it is beautiful and ugly, Mankind is a sense is like that too. We have done some pretty terrible and fucked up shit, but we have done some pretty wonderful and beautiful things as well.

I worship nature in both aspects. I understand that for something to live, something else will die. I have come to respect reality in the raw. I worship nature because it is what it is, and it gives no damn. You want to survive, you want to live, you value your life, you must then not take existing for granted. I refuse to feel sorry for myself no matter what life throws at me. I will get the fuck back up. As a species, through redesigning our environment to suit us, and through Science we have lost that grasp on life that used to threaten us. We have grown complacent, weak, apathetic, and ignorant. We have weak children and weak adults who crumble so fucking easily. Look at the left. These people are the pinnacle of deranged. You got people in this soft society killing themselves over the stupidest shit while other people in the world would kill for their life to live. The struggle in nature, that tooth and claw mentality that would gnaw off a leg to live... People today lost their sense of nature... Though it might be funny, this clip from Rocky really resonated with me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Vg4uyYwEk&ab_channel=VimalKumar . I am not going to whine and whinge about my life. Everything I have been through I wouldn't change, I don't have to like it, but I beat it, and it's a footnote. I don't care where I have been, but where I am going, and I will fight tooth and claw wherever I take me.

If there is a place to worship what the Creator made, it isn't in a structure built by Man, it is in the time weathered places where the Creator touched, with the rules of reality, outside what Man has redesigned to fit its needs. I worship nature, in the sense of coming to understand mine, past external and evolutionary: the nature of my own pure spirit, and understanding my place in existence whatever I might find myself among. I cannot claim there is a God, Goddess, or Creator of any sorts to worship. To me, it is the utmost Hubris to say you know, and faith is just far too faulty to me to kneel to. I am open to being wrong, but I am not open to being blind.

I consider myself Pagan, though I know and understand the roots of that word, because what I see as being pure is nature, BECAUSE IT IS WHAT IT IS AND YOUR FEELINGS WON'T FUCKING CHANGE THAT! Lol, to exist can be harsh, give up and die, or fight tooth and nail for every breath if you must. I refuse to give up and die. Nature is reality. I have far more experience in reality than in God.

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CaliforKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

Looked at some of their accounts. Bunch of goth fags and incels pretty much.

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trumpizkewl 5 points ago +5 / -0

The thing about curses is -- they come back 7x on the originator. That's how they work. You have to be willing to suffer 7x what your target does or else it won't even have any effect. Part of why the Trump curse is a thing. These people can't even go without a donut in the morning, let alone 7x whatever their "curse" is.

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Westonian 16 points ago +16 / -0

Basically just says God won't forgive you for your sins and you're going to be damned to hell for eternity.

The language is Amharic, which is the official language of Ethiopia. It's not an "evil" language or anything, it's just something people thought looked creepy so they googled "creepy satanic images" and posted that with their copy pasta.

https://twitter.com/tsukkiskys/status/1288333947047469056

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see a 20 year old college edgelord posting copypasta from some morbidly obese purple haired Hot Topic wicca lesbian blog site.

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cucumbersandwich 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol

Shakes The Clown...

https://youtu.be/Du71B7kEHvY?t=69

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Bearing51 4 points ago +4 / -0

This pussy-ass faggot had to go to free-fonts .com or some shit and download this through a malware link.

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augustinius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amharic is just another semitic language / script.

these dweebs are probs google translating this shit and making the Ethiopians laugh.

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Poonjazzler1 4 points ago +4 / -0

We’re supposed to believe they are witches? Funny how they can’t cast a spell to lose weight

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Ishaye 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the saddest edgelord garbo I have seen in awhile.

3 CrEePy 5 mE.

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Puglosi4Prison 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at that faggots photo and woke BLM tag. Posting copypasta shit from his moms basement. He won’t stand a chance if we decide to do something to take this country back and whack such faggots in their fucking face.

WAKE UP PEDES...

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Wishiwastrumpswife 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good luck! Trump is protected by God himself!

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stonetears4fears 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s a language called Amharic. It’s an Ethiopian holy language. Part meme, probably something nefarious in the origins of the meme. You pair the language with a creepy image. Here’s an article. https://mashable.com/article/trump-covid-amharic-copypasta-explainer/?europe=true

They’re discussing it on 4chan.org/x/ (paranormal, not pol)

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latsbruh 3 points ago +3 / -0

A coven tried to hex trump in 2016, granted the person they invited on TV was tranny.

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leroynumber3 3 points ago +3 / -0

So scary... that scary painting and the scary letters all together in one scary twatter post. And... its all in black!!!!! I’m literally shaking. The fourteen year old kid who did this is gonna be in big trouble.

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Randall_Savage 3 points ago +3 / -0

As an idea, why don't we google translate some good vibes into Ethiopian, make the same format with some spooky images, and let the checkmarks repost ad nauseum? Kinda like Diablo with the back tracked messages about eating veggies and brushing your teeth.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stealthily wholesome, I like it!

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mostooge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Satanists are very sad sick people. My son and I pray at night for sick people and others to get better. It's a very bad thing to die with hate in your heart. All efforts should be made to be in a state of grace before final departure. People fear a slow death or death that you know is coming. But it does give you have a chance to make your peace and ask G_d for forgiveness, this is a good thing. Peace to my Pedes. G_d bless Donald and Melania Trump.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

weak copypasta

meme magic is real, this shit is just sad

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AnointedVisions 2 points ago +2 / -0

Retards

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PatriotCrusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hold the line. They're gambling with their souls and they're losing. I truly feel so bad for all of these fools who really can't understand what they're playing at.

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fallhollow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lorica of St. Patrick for everyone and can be prayed for POTUS and FLOTUS:

https://www.romancatholicman.com/saint-patricks-lorica-protection-president-trump/

For protection agains actual witches and LARPing tree worshippers.

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BIG_TUNA 2 points ago +2 / -0

LARPing faggots, grow up

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FuckTheFed1913 1 point ago +1 / -0

I noticed that shit last night but there were so many that were so similar it'd almost have to be bots or a group of fags in a basement somewhere right?

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AmericanChevalier 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus is more powerful then any curse.

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BasedCostanza91 1 point ago +1 / -0

Regular people are going to see just how evil these morons are. They played themselves.

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Pixel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Low IQ people for sure.

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powershellder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Low T.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +1 / -0

The party of science everybody!

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +2 / -1

And Trump will brush it off his shoulder just like he will the virus.

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Haysie95 1 point ago +1 / -0

All i have to say is this: Bro, I don't speak Minecraft enchantment table language

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MaddieKaddison 1 point ago +1 / -0

These should be countered with scripture from the Word of God. Jesus always responded to Satan with scripture.

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marsajane1949 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL im sure curses don't know how to convert from analog to digital, then back to analog. If so we would have all died a long time ago from not sending that e-mail to 20 friends LMAO

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ronaldcamillo123 1 point ago +1 / -0

No reliable infrastructure or indoor plumbing, but some Twitter spell will work?

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Jolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

In other news, sales of goat blood are on the rise, suggest a short sell in two weeks on curses and witchcraft supplies. Longer term hold on skulls and such as we're entering the hallows eve season, sell short two days prior.

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BananaRepublic 1 point ago +1 / -0

God hates secret combinations. And hes also GOD. So their pathetic evil idols have no power here.