I'd rather have COVID then another damn kidney stone. It's not even close. Believe me, you ain't seen merciless until you've tried to give birth to a flaming porcupine that's playing Whac-A-Mole with your nutsack. Given the choice I'd trade places with POTUS in a heartbeat. Lucky bastard.
PS: Fentanyl might be a dangerous drug, but that shit literally saved my life. Again. Thank God for modern medicine.
We must get its spread under control.
There was one chance for that and China blew it. Now it's everywhere (that's what pandemic means.) The social distancing measures aren't intended to prevent the disease from spreading, they're just to slow it down enough so that we don't all get it at the same time. Life has a million ways to fuck you up, so you'd better get used to it because sooner or later one of them will find you. That's just the way it is. If you live every day in fear of the worst that can happen you're going to miss all the good stuff.
I'd rather have COVID then another damn kidney stone. It's not even close. Believe me, you ain't seen merciless until you've tried to give birth to a flaming porcupine that's playing Whac-A-Mole with your nutsack. Given the choice I'd trade places with POTUS in a heartbeat. Lucky bastard.
PS: Fentanyl might be a dangerous drug, but that shit literally saved my life. Again. Thank God for modern medicine.
There was one chance for that and China blew it. Now it's everywhere (that's what pandemic means.) The social distancing measures aren't intended to prevent the disease from spreading, they're just to slow it down enough so that we don't all get it at the same time. Life has a million ways to fuck you up, so you'd better get used to it because sooner or later one of them will find you. That's just the way it is. If you live every day in fear of the worst that can happen you're going to miss all the good stuff.
Give birth to a flaming porcupine through your penis.
I feel this aspect of the affliction is important to mention.