Trump tweet: "Melania and I have Covid and the quarantine is very, very serious. We won't be able to leave our home until January 20, 2025."
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posted ago by RexCollumSilvarum
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C'mon... at least tag it "SHITPOST" before the title
I wanted to but the only tags available were serious ones. I thought "#News" would be a little too serious.
Yes, after the post has been submitted.
You couldn't figure that out by the date of leaving their house (the White House) on January 20, 2025? Read before you post.
I thought it was a real tweet though
me too, shitposter in chief
To be fair, it does seem like something he would tweet.
No need for the heart palpitations before getting to the 2025 though.
Why tag it. If you don't know it's a shitpost? You might be a liberal.
Ngl, the first "very, very serious" part had me concerned, but then it said Jan 20 and I kek'd.
Note that it's the quarantine that's serious, not the Covid! The Covid will be beaten easily by GEOTUS' fantastic immune system!
Are you suggesting that you don’t think POTUS is capable of tweeting this?
First thought was "Master Troll strikes again". The left would go ballistic if it was real.
Give it a few weeks.
and therefore can't meme
Its obvious
I saw this post and burst out laughing by the time I read the last word
C’mon man!
I thought this was legit, lol
Lol didn't recognize the 2025 Lol..
I so WANTED this to be a real tweet!
4 more years, we even have the best quarantine
'The best quarantine; it's tremendous. I tested positive yesterday; the doctors said they had seen anyone test so positive. He was very impressed, believe me!"
A quarantine the likes of which no one has ever seen before. Better than any President ever. The best quarantine, so good, you’ll want to get COVID.
The Bidens are dirt bags
Corn pop was a bad dude
You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it.
Haha. Imagine the CNN headlines! They'd go bonkrrs
"President Trump declares preemptive victory in the election. Will the military intervene and remove him from office?" - CNN, probably
Fine by me.
I suggested elsewhere that while POTUS and family are quarantined in the WH, we should organize a 24/7 parade of flag-waving pick-up trucks around the White House, visible from every window, just to keep up their morale!!
That's a great idea!
Make them run victory laps around the White House.
I got a truck ready!
So Trump has multiple rallies a week with 1000s of people present for months and he's fine.
And the day after they meet with the democrats everyone gets sick.
HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS.
In all seriousness. How hard would it be for the CIA to poison him and make it look like covid? This is what they do, they murder people. They give him covid and something else that can't be detected.
Yep ricin
I'm gonna tell people he tweeted this. I feel like seeing some rage
Do it!
CHECKMATE!!
The Kung Flu disinfection process will unfortunately take 5 years to complete. Sorry, Liberals.
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Eh, I like number 3
LOL! Took me a while to see the 2025 :)
That's funny. However, my greatest fear is that he's actually been poisoned to make the death look like covid. This is what the deep state does. They murder people they can't control.
Man, hes got it easy. Many of us are doomed to the muzzle for what seems like the rest of our lives.
Nice.
Holy fuck, I thought this was real for a sec.
The part about them still being in the White House until 1/20/2025 is very real.
kek
The covid virus is about to be infected with the MAGA cure. By the time this is over, covid will turn cuck soiboys into men and commies into God fearing Americans. May not need all those helicopters after all.
I so wanted that to be a real tweet by the great man trolling the retards...
TRUE IF ROSIE O'DONNELL!
I misread that as Jan 2020 and about shit myself. He'll be out and about next week.
You had me for a sec. He should tweet this for real.
This is great, stealing!
Little early in the day for that, my heart skipped a beat till my brain processed that date. Then I lol'd.
Fucking heart attack til I saw 2025 LOL
It's a very long quarantine; the longest in the history of quarantines; maybe ever. Too bad for Sleepy Joe!
Trump deserves 4 more years on top of that to make up for all the deep state opposition his administration has had to fight.
Big if true!
Here ya go!
https://media.thedonald.win/post/9QTJwiE9.jpeg
BEAUTIFUL!
Well. . . Why aren’t you reposting/retweeting it like crazy yet??? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🇺🇸👍
I knew it was a shit post when I read "Covid". President Trump always refers to this by the correct name, "Chinese Virus". And we should too.
WE HAVE THE BEST QUARANTINES DONT WE FOLKS
Tremendous quarantines like you've never seen. No problems here, folks!
gud meme, got me too for a minute
Seriously though, Trump stuck in the White House for 2 weeks with nothing but his Twitter account? No question he'll be fine, but I'm not sure about the Democrats
Works for me.
No shit post needed. Trump should send that one for real.
Lol
I laughed out loud. I need some humour right now. Thanks for posting. Looking forward to four more glorious prosperous President Trump years.
Brilliant!
Man this fucked me up for a moment.
...And what a home it is :)
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You had me right up until the end! RAWR
That needs to be meme’d. . . Stand by. . .
Well he will be there that long bc hes getting re-elected.
WuFlu has contracted the Trump 2020!!
The Democrats have been given the luckiest break in the history of American politics. Geotus will need to quarantine for at least two weeks as we head into the homestretch of the campaign - a time he’d be canvassing every important district in the country and whipping up support like a madman. Sleepy Joe now has his excuse to skip the rest of the debates. The stock market will crater today and probably dip until he recovers. God forbid what would happen if he becomes seriously ill. The GOP best get their shit together and hold the fort down for this man. Start with getting the Supreme Court seat filled asap
"lucky" you think infecting the president wasn't the plan the whole time...?
You know the Chinese unleashed this specifically to decimate the world population which would likely include a good chunk of our leaders yes?
I'm disappointed that this wasn't a real tweet
Took me 5 minutes to finally get it to load so for 5 minutes I was looking forward to it being a real tweet. Bummer, right in the feels.
I hope they are testing Biden....