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Thingthing22 95 points ago +95 / -0

My god, you mean we get 10 straight days of Twitter and radio talk show only Campaign Trump? I might get a patriot boner.

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Super_Duper_Wall 27 points ago +27 / -0

What do if last more that 4 hours?!

WHAT DO!!

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Felteair 16 points ago +16 / -0

Call your doctor and tell him how awesome your freedom boner is

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Thingthing22 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ride it out 😉

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AenAllAin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Go to the nearest Dem Riot and use it like a police baton to beat them into submission...

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JovialKlutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gives a whole new meaning to 'beat your meat'.

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Shadilay_Were_Off 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wrap that shit first, though. You wouldn't want to touch these nasty people with your hands, let alone your freedom boner.

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SMEOwner 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hijacking comment to say: I really wish OP had used a better title, I almost didn’t click on this!

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BigCovfefe 57 points ago +57 / -0

And yet the entire world is shut down for this shit.

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JackOfDiamonds 17 points ago +18 / -1

Just concerts, football games, and schools at this point, but at least we've got restaurants and movie theaters back.

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 24 points ago +24 / -0

Churches

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Flcentipede 9 points ago +9 / -0

My church is finally reopening (sort of) this Sunday. Have to RSVP and social distance, but it’s better than nothing I guess. Been closed since March with only zoom sessions. The CCP really went all out...

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magnifiscent 6 points ago +6 / -0

CCP

Weird way to spell DNC. Is that common core or...?

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Vir4030 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, it's common core.

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magnifiscent 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahaha

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dakin116 8 points ago +8 / -0

But with masks, at least here (red state). That's not "back" imo

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Red_Turtle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gyms, those things that help with health, are still closed in a lot of areas. Mindboggling.

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not where I'm at in Illinois, Pritzker re-shut down all restaurants to outside dining only in my county section. And its about to get cold so that will end soon.

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s two weeks in quarantine. The news cycles moves so fast. I mean the rioting back in May was already 4 months ago. The Kenosha Kid became a legend over 6 weeks ago. And 15 days was.. who knows when it will fucking end.

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DittoHead 39 points ago +39 / -0

FYI Ronny Johnson was WH Doc until the media chased him out of town for saying Trump was physically and mentally healthy.

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meteorknife 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you haven't listened to his interview with Dan Bongino, you should. I learned a lot about the guy and how he came into his position as WH doc. It was a great interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jj-GAPtXS4

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hansgruber7 3 points ago +3 / -0

How were they able to run him out of town? Why didn't Trump just say screw the media? Apologies if I'm missing something obvious.

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OldGrayMere 30 points ago +30 / -0

Trump's immune system is probably better than most because he has not been locked down completely.
Normal human immunity requires small doses of infection with viruses, bacteria, and fungi on an ongoing basis to keep the entire system healthy. Lockdowns ignore this fact at our peril.
Trump will be fine, and stronger than ever. (Especially with all our prayers for him and Melania).

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chelthing 9 points ago +9 / -0

McDonald's, Diet Coke and the prayers of Patriots are the real cure!

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thefrogsaregay 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll still drink that garbage

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pmurTJdlanoD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also straightedge his whole life.

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DisbandTheCIA 3 points ago +3 / -0

“ExCuSe mE wut medikal digree proofs that u no NE thing?!?! “

-Leftist

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TacticalWitdotcom 2 points ago +3 / -1

Also he took HcQ.

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booblitchutz 18 points ago +19 / -1

Posted from his phone. “Asymptotic” was an autocorrect. He meant “Asymptomatic”.

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CoVfefe-19 8 points ago +8 / -0

He also said “comorbities” though?

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lumpster 2 points ago +2 / -0

good catch. Came here to ask about this! Asymptotic could be interpreted as "Getting worse at an exponential rate"

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

My phone autocorrected this a couple of times on me until it learned "Asymptomatic"

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Ophelia 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trump is going to be the Poster Boy of defeating the china virus bullshit.

The whole world will see him recover and the fake news won't be able to hide it.

He's going to shout from the roofs what his treatment was and we the people are going to be done with obeying the lock down orders.

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the-new-style 12 points ago +12 / -0

Libs: but you're telling me there's still a chance

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Useful_Vidiots 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL

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Langtath 9 points ago +9 / -0

China virus BTFO.

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abuv 9 points ago +9 / -0

oH nOoOoO

just as we expected. Bullshit virus, open up our country

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CoreyAnder 8 points ago +14 / -6

Trump is overweight and over 70, so he is in the high risk group. I’m hoping for a speedy recovery so he can tell the rest of the nation the danger isn’t as high as the media makes it out to be.

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TrumpVictorious 16 points ago +16 / -0

There is high risk and there is high risk.

Many people over 70 with bad outcomes have a history of emphysema/copd from smoking, heart disease, diabetes, cancer, renal failure, and what physicians refer to as “piss poor protoplasm.”

Lumping Trump in with those people who do have a higher risk is silly. He’s overweight but otherwise robust.

He will also have the advantage of around the clock observation and every possible therapeutic from the get-go. Many older people who get in trouble so do because they are told to sit at home with no therapeutics until they enter the hospital.

Anything can happen, but I suspect Trump will have minor symptoms if any, and test negative in 2 weeks time well rested to hit the campaign trail.

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Useful_Vidiots 3 points ago +3 / -0

what physicians refer to as “piss poor protoplasm.”

LOL, ok, gonna need a quote!

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BestTimeToBAlive 2 points ago +2 / -0

just in time for 2nd debate!

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Sunnywindows 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump wears full, thick, bulletproof armor at all times, including playing golf. it makes him look much heavier than he is. I think he looks healthier than when he took office, maybe because his diet is more carefully controlled, or maybe just because he’s having so much fun.
Prediction: He will recover so fast the media will start saying he lied about having it.

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KekistanResident 1 point ago +1 / -0

the media will start saying he lied about having it.

while calling us conspiracy theorists

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DestroyerofCobwebs 8 points ago +8 / -0

How overweight is he, really? He basically always wears a suit coat so it can be hard to tell.

One of the worst things the medical community does is use these black and white, zero nuance definitions for diagnostic terminology.

Smoke a single cigarette a week, you're a smoker, gonna get lung cancer and die 10 years early.

10lbs overweight, might as well be Michael Moore and stuff your face with double lard burgers and a side of lard for every meal.

From what it looks like to me, Trump is moderately overweight. He certainly doesn't appear to be obese, as the left loves to claim.

The guy has never smoked, never drank, and as far as we know has no history of heart problems. I'd hardly classify him as high risk.

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fluffmiceter 2 points ago +2 / -0

He also wears a bulletproof vest when he is out in public, I believe?

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2mileshot 3 points ago +4 / -1

70+ age group with no comorbidities is 94.6% Current COViD Recovery rate.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 3 points ago +4 / -1

No comorbidities? I thought that 94.6 was the overall 70+ age bracket, averaging over 2.6 comorbidities

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Filo76 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are correct. The survival rate is everyone over 70, with and without comorbidities. They didn’t break it down any further.

Logically speaking, the closer to 70 one is the higher your survival rate.

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you seen Boris though? 1 in 5 chance for what age group?

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Normal flu then?

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FragrantDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump also has HCQ. I'm not worried.

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JBlaze056 6 points ago +6 / -0

GEOTUS and FLOTUS....take my energy and get well soon!!!!

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Red_Turtle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if this is the opening the Trump campaign/administration needs to start PUSHING the real numbers for the survival rate. He could finally fight back against the covidians under the guise of trying to reassure people. "It's ok guys! I'll be fine! The CDC says people of my age group are most at risk, but the risk of me dying is less than 0.9%, there's nothing to worry about!" He COULD start getting people to realize the virus isn't as bad as the media says.

I really hope he does this.

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magajew 4 points ago +4 / -0

So are we gonna open up the country fully when the President publicly survives the Chinese flu?

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ciaramella_is_gay 3 points ago +4 / -1

I love Ronnie, such a fucking awesome dude.

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MadRussian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damnit Ronny read before you post though...

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Useful_Vidiots 2 points ago +2 / -0

This applies to every person making a meme or posting here.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's face it America, Trump is as good as dead.

-- CNN PRAVDA

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ChicagoMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

The president will be fine. He is very active for a man his age. I have faith this will be a minor inconvenience at worst.

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mrgreencard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Asymptotic? Sounds more like a false positive to me

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Suspected as much.

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dldeuce 1 point ago +1 / -0

"most never even become symptomatic."

That's the political understatement of the century. Imagine the liberal heads that would explode if he asserted the phrase false positive!

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

source for no symptoms? I heard he has a fever and cough

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

so "completely asymptomatic" is inaccurate. Thanks for the source

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MetalRiddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

THEN WHY ARE WE IN LOCKDOWN????

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FatassFangle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Donald Trump survived a stunner from the Texas Rattle Snack. He can beat the KungFlu

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LibertyStillMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very good to hear. Very concerned about President Trumps health and the health of his family after the news. This is a very good update and hope they continue.

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FlamingButBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the most delicious nothingburger because it's going to redpill so many people who believed that everyone over the age of 50 gets it and drops dead.

Not to mention the fact the media has called our President unhealthy for years, so they've done themselves no favors.

Not to mention the BIG ENERGY when Trump emerges unscathed and even stronger than before.

Not to mention the fact they'll see the virus isn't even close to as scary as they were told and masks are bullshit.

MY FREEDOM BONER OMG. This is a blessing in disguise for us. Leftists should be terrified.

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Tomato 1 point ago +1 / -0

So basically, Trump pretty much got a Covid vaccine.

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BeijingBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been lurking too much these days. So I want to drop in and say a prayer for GEOTUS

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Deploraboy -5 points ago +3 / -8

Come on; I want 4 more years as much as the next guy but the guy is overweight. That is a comorbidity. And he's 77 74. The updated survival rate for 70+ is ~95%

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tcriv 7 points ago +7 / -0

he's 74

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Useful_Vidiots 4 points ago +4 / -0

Non, no, let him go. He's on a roll... in his own mind.

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ValleyForge 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s 74

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freewilltrump -8 points ago +3 / -11

This guy can’t even spell half the words right in his tweet. *Asymptomatic and *comorbidities

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Erikabodereka 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can we cut people some slack when they're using social media and mobile devices? If these errors occurred in a formal essay or significant publishing platform such as a book or newspaper article, then we could nitpick. As it is, there are so many better reasons to criticize a person other than spelling and grammatical errors. In any case, have an upvote (I know they're silly) for allowing me to piggyback on your comment.

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Useful_Vidiots 2 points ago +2 / -0

REVOKE HIS LICENSE!!!

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FreedomIsntFree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe he’s just pulling from the trump playbook of intentionally misspelling to garner media attention

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