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PyroSphere 84 points ago +84 / -0

GEOTUS breaking out the SCROTUS

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AlphaNathan 40 points ago +40 / -0

PACK THE SCROTUS

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bigdickhangsright 22 points ago +22 / -0

FILLED WITH NUTS

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Wolfebane84 9 points ago +10 / -1

I thought that's where the pee was stored!!!

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Aoikaze2000 3 points ago +4 / -1

No, that's in the bladder.

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CrimsonClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woosh.win

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The election’s in the bag

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

No problem there, believe me

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VinnyMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden says "sniiiiiiiif!"

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Wankerton 66 points ago +67 / -1

I'm pretty sure it wasn't DDOS. I'm pretty sure we've got a crazy active community. When we hear trump got covid there was a post that was 15 minutes old and had thousands of up votes and over 560 comments. We just love a prez so much.

Also that pic is hilarious.

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donalds_dong 16 points ago +17 / -1

We ddos’d ourselves. Do it all the time

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octhrope 9 points ago +9 / -0

this is accurate. cloudflare actually has inherent ddos protection that black holes attacks before they hit the origin server. its pretty cool. the issue is this site cannot use full caching, since the content is variable. so all requests for data hit the origin server.

some other options would be to:

  • geoblock ips
  • limited caching for core page vairables, css, etc.
  • buying a bunch more servers and load balance the back end. (this has to happen at some point if the site keeps growing).
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octhrope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. Cloudflare can do all that too.

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octhrope 1 point ago +1 / -0

i dont think they are an actual host, but i didnt know about the Iranian shiz... they dns 50% of the internet and the overall platform and service is good. I use it at work, been impressed with the functionality and speed.

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drdespinz 0 points ago +1 / -1

I mean if they do that they will have to debug the admin mainframe

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm picturing a bunch of pepes trying to get through a single door frame at once..

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Kanxo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now how do we fix this?! All hands on deck!

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the_neon_cowboy 12 points ago +12 / -0

could be both.. attacks going on right now https://threatmap.fortiguard.com/ (the could fare IP for the site translates to san Francisco ca)

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ztrich007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could watch this thing all day

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AlphaNathan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poor Canada

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's been an ongoing DDOS attack on Blizzard since they announce the new expansion is delayed. I wonder how much of the traffic is on there.

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the_neon_cowboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

the only other severs sharing this IP/server node is two very small business sites. I sure the network congestion caused by can effect this site. But the times is very suspicious the during the airing of the debates (it stopped after) and now when news broke of trump about 1am having corvid till around 3am. I'm sure it can be more then one thing but feels more targeted at us..

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Red_Turtle 4 points ago +4 / -0

The funny part for me was I was browsing like normal in the "new" section and decided to hit refresh. The site wouldn't load for me and my first thought was "What happened THIS time? There isn't a scheduled event right now. Wonder what newsworthy thing happened?" I don't have cable tv or twitter to use, so now I gauge important events by TD crashing I guess. I love this community. lol

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

"TD's been down for a week... I'm starting to suspect WW3 started, HRC was arrested or aliens have finally landed and they're all gorgeous conservative women from Venus.."

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VA-Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kiwi Farms was down most of yesterday.

TD went down after the Farms were back online.

I have stopped believing in coincidences.

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Imjustin1000 37 points ago +38 / -1

I’m pretty sure the servers were just overloaded. This site is going to be a nightmare on election day...

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AtariArtist 15 points ago +15 / -0

I've pushed a solution to that which the mods have acknowledged.

Problem : With live events - people are refreshing the live thread to see new posts (this is bad - like really bad). That's 10s of thousands of requests every second coming in to see the new posts as they stream in.

Solution : Live chat window with scrolling text. No refresh required.

  • but -

This news cycle 'seems' to be pure traffic as it's mimicking people waking up and hearing the news and then spreading it to others - who also then come here. These are hunches - but - I've seen similar user time-cycles all the way back to the 90s when we watched enterprise servers getting bitch-slapped during load balancing tests with new design deployments (specifically, testing the dynamic pages vs static page requests at satellite TV providers with millions of customers pounding the servers over the course of a day).

That requires server attention of a different magnitude and I can only guess at the number of Pedes / requests / and server deployment config. Each presents a rat-hole of options that need to be addressed for true load balancing. Obviously in an enterprise situation you can brute force it by having a shit-ton of servers - but in this instance - who knows how many they're using.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

So basically we're breaking the internet..

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AtariArtist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our corner of it - yes.

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see how it works out for ‘em.

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Modus_Pwninz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, that's what Chris Cuomo did...

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nmipede 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's the silver lining. Biden will look like even more frail and weak, if that's possible.

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Covfefe_Injection 6 points ago +6 / -0

Of course you meant Teabagged .

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deplorablepatriot 17 points ago +17 / -0

I think It's really server load. If it was DDoS I would have expected more challenges from Cloudflare.

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Ithrowawaay 14 points ago +16 / -2

DDoS deez nuts

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dingdongbob 6 points ago +6 / -0

GOTTEM

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GayBoys4Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

Probably less DDOSing and more of just a massive amount of pedes with too much energy and nowhere to put it

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HumblePede 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm always on the lookout for what big news the deep state is trying to cover up any time I see the DDoS screen here on TDW, which would seem to defeat their purpose. The left is pathetic and very, very obvious. Sheesh.

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DonttrustChina 6 points ago +7 / -1

This one's probably not a DDOS, just a flood of well-wishing pedes.

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majorpribluda 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm praying for Biden.

Note: the above sentence is not necessarily complete.

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ServerTowerofBabel 6 points ago +6 / -0

It stands on its own. Unlike Hillary.

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bobdole776 4 points ago +4 / -0

I tried to get on like 20 minutes after the news hit reddit (to which everyone there was wishing death cause they're all a bunch of retarded kids who think their opinions matter) and I couldn't reach the site at all.

Went to one of those 'is it down right now' sites and they said it was down for 20 minutes already by the time I was trying.

Knew instantly it was a DDOS by those assholes from reddit and twitter cause they got nothing better to do with their pathetic lives than harrass us cause we're always winning.

I hope trump barely breaks a sweat from the virus and gets right back too it. I mean come on he's the president, not only will they have all the best anti-virals on stock already for him, but they'll be shooting him up with tons of Vit D, C, and Zinc for a few days and he'll be fine.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope they test him every 6hrs and SUrprisingly he starts testing negative within a day or two

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AngeredKabar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every time there's big news, man.

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Romey-Rome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit. I'll vote for a dead man over a D if that’s the choice.

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cbonez416 3 points ago +3 / -0

DDOS or are we crashing the site ourselves bc there are so many of us on at 1 time.

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BeanieBeanTX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup, HCQ and zinc to the rescue so that Sleepy Joe can get proper chin nuts!

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Sea_Still 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sort by /new and deport trolls!

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mateus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why wouldn't you?

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10gauge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any idea who specifically is behind the attacks? What can we do to help?

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Head over to Reddit and shitpost on everyone who wishes ill on POTUS or Melania or Hope.

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Furaffinitydotnet 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they played us because now we are the ones looking at gay dogs.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

We DDoS ourselves and then punish ourselves in some kind of purity spiral..

lol but then we have developed self-awareness and immediately stop it and things go back to normal as though the DDoS never happened..

and thus even if it was a legit DDoS, we've convinced ourselves it was just well-meaning pedes and we feel better about ourselves as a consequence of the Liberal attack. They're making us stronger each time and REEEing about how we didn't even notice.

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HispanicCatholic4T 2 points ago +2 / -0

They hate that this site counter signals their bullshit, so it's got to attack.

We will win, folks!

Plus, I heard that Trump is asymptomatic - so he'll be fine! (If that's true, which I think is, he didn't seem sick in his public appearances)

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BitcoinTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

This meme is hilarious and that dog will never even know he is a classic.

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Aoikaze2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

DEEZ NUTZ!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

PITBULLS:

Banish to distant island. Pibble enthusiasts can go there

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yesssssss!!!!! Salty ain't it!!! <3 MAGA2020

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Climber61 1 point ago +1 / -0

I cannot stop laughing at this, im cryin ova hea

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ralphw 1 point ago +2 / -1

Time to ditch Cloudflare (based in San Francisco, run by cucks). This should not be happening, they are enabling it.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

tbh we're probably running on the cheapest package they offer

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NancysMinge 1 point ago +1 / -0

🇨🇳🦇🤮 🙈🙉🙊

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dougkeenan 1 point ago +1 / -0

FREE KYLE

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eb1973 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still wipin' tears..

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great action shot of Don Lemon.

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MeatloafFvck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let’s hope so

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Warren_Puffitt 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was strong this morning, especially on the Melania Tape post. But the odd thing was, it made me stronger, and if this keeps up, when I go to my polling place on Nov 3rd the poll workers are going to think the Incredible Hulk has come to cast his vote.

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ztrich007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing like some sweaty ballsack to keep the virus away

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Mavdick96 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bruh, can we get an NSFW warning? Lmao, I wasn't expecting to see a dog's ballsack.

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CONNMAN 1 point ago +1 / -0

GEOTUS/Biden at the debate

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thunder_monkey 1 point ago +2 / -1

they're starting early this morning!

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RussianBot-42069 1 point ago +1 / -0

I scrolled through all the comments for the same thing.