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DelveDeeper 141 points ago +142 / -1

We have the best immunity folks, believe me

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0bama 56 points ago +56 / -0

Sleepy Joe doesn't have immunity. Better put a lid on his campaign

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Furaffinitydotnet 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't know if that strategy would work. There is definitely a meta being played.

I think Trump could get a second test, or he may play what you're saying.

A terrifying theory could be that Biden himself was a plague rat. That he is being sacrificed to take down the Big T and positioning Kamala to "Obama" the election on "Hope and Change" (I doubt this but it's an interesting idea).

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trumpORbust 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe Trump come out unscathed, with his own story of easy recovery right before the election. Break the virus, demonstrate being one of the people

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Furaffinitydotnet 5 points ago +5 / -0

It appears to play to the benefit of Biden.

It could also be legit, of course.

Long term, it may play to the benefit of reopening, as it may redpill people on the fact that the media and democrats are massively exaggerating the severity for political and financial benefit.

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Furaffinitydotnet 3 points ago +3 / -0

I kind of doubt that and I'm sure he's been careful.

I'm not even sure there are "deadlier strains" I think the root of this issue is that the media and democrats have blown this whole thing ridiculously out of proportion and republicans saw an opportunity to exploit it for other issues such as immigration and US manufacturing.

The real beneficiaries to this are the pharmaceutical industries. I hate how the universities are responding.

Many universities are using this to push the flu vaccines. It makes no sense. There is a minor amount of harm to any vaccine due to the metals used as adjucants. College students are not particularly vulnerable to death from the flu. I think the vaccines are more harmful to college students than a flu would be.

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nmipede 32 points ago +40 / -8

What if deepstate burns down the White House with him in it or gasses him in the Beast or a compromised SS agent has an underwear bomb on AF1?

OMG, are there any asteroids headed our way?

It's Chinese Flu. People get sick from it. Most recover and are then immune. Stop with the fear porn, please.

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Grindkore 19 points ago +19 / -0

Correction: Very few people get sick from it. I tested positive in May and didn’t even have a hint of a problem. Not a sniffle not a cough, just some cotton swab said I’m positive.

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BidenTouchedMe 11 points ago +11 / -0

I got sick and severe cold chills right befire they announced this outbreak. Didnt want to get gf and kids sick and couldnt find a goddamn mask. Did some research and realized something was coming. It must have been covid or flu but it wasnt fun for a couple days. I didnt fear for my life or anything. Just felt like the flu and honestly still went to work because it only got bad at night. Its those severe chill shakes that really suck. Its 85 degrees out and i start freezing to death and get under 6 blankets. Cant get out or you get those fucking chill shakes. Fun times.

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BidenTouchedMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree. I get stir crazy when Im sick. Cant just lay there.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ditto all with both me and my wife, I think it was in February. Our symptoms were about as miserable as mild flu. We seldom get colds, haven't had flu in decades. We are about 80% convinced now that we had covid chy-na virus that should never have happened.

Spez - a word replacement.

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rma92 2 points ago +2 / -0

I caught something noxious a couple of weeks before Christmas. Unfortunately, I was staying in a hotel in NYC for work, but eventually went to a relative's house some distance away.

It was weird - came in as a cold, at the end of the second day, I felt pretty good. Woke up the third day and was like fuck. And went back to sleep. It was bad. Not sure it was an early form of covid or something else, but it took 6 days to play through, and I was lying on the couch more than usual (I at least usually get up and sit at the table when I'm sick).

On the upside, I haven't been ill at all since (mostly due to lack of going places/seeing random people/doing things/using transit). And no lingering effects were observed.

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Amnesia420 2 points ago +3 / -1

Got insanely sick in January. It even compelled me to go to the doctor. At that time the doctor told me he had never seen a string of viral infections like this in his entire career. He was a fairly old gentleman, probably about 67.

It was gruesome as far as the chills and the respiratory aspect of it. I lived though!

I rarely get sick as a side note.

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nmipede 2 points ago +3 / -1

Good for you. Sounds like GEOTUS is in the same position. Other people with comorbidities die from it. Trump doesn't have any that we know of, so he will be fine.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +5 / -1

9 out of 10 positive cases are only reporting traces of RNA that could be associated with Wuflu, and do not indicate an actual infection. The PCR tests amplify traces to a ridiculous extent. That’s what almost everyone who tests positive has zero symptoms.

If the tests actually reported only infections, the precious “case numbers” would be next to nothing and there’d be no more panic.

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nmipede 5 points ago +7 / -2

Right. There are a number of different coronaviruses. some cause common cold symptoms and the RNA is indistinguishable at this point. If you had any sort of coronavirus infection, you have the RNA fragments and will test positive.

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polyglot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The president also tweeted: "The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!" Which means it wasn't the rapid test, which means it's more likely to give a false positive. Still, they might have a smidge or more of the virus. I really wish they were either taking HCQ once a week the whole time as a prophylaxis instead of just that two weeks a long time ago. Or Quercetin/zinc which is what I've been taking for over a month. Either should keep the viral load way down. As much as I was anxious about this turn of events, I hope they have time to spend some quality time together.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Popping positive on the PCR test is hardly an “infection” though. They need to do a blood draw.

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nmipede 0 points ago +3 / -3

Oh. Well, that's OK then. You're bored and playing with a little conspiracy people's fears. No problem.

I can tell you that I personally appreciate when a 1 month old account decides to spread fear about the leader of the free world because he tested positive for something that hasn't actually made him sick. Always top on my list of really cool things to do. It almost sends me to orgasm when they aren't even from the US.

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TonyGucciano 9 points ago +9 / -0

in fairness. This was my initial concern too. But I'm a Russian bot myself, beepskie boopski

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nmipede 0 points ago +2 / -2

I was hoping he would politely apologize, being a leaf and all, and go on to MAGA and MACA instead of playing around. But he does admit to being bored at work. I guess his job might be to spread bullshit around here.

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SentryS -1 points ago +2 / -3

No. It's fear porn. The difference between fear porn "deep state virus was injected via handshake to kill Trump" and " it was the Russians" is one has legitimate plausibility that allows it to proliferate and James bond dastardly evil villan plot twists written by the weinstein company

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TheJamesRocket 8 points ago +8 / -0

I am worried about this as well. We all know what the deep state did to Kennedy. They wouldn't hesitate to do the same to Trump, if they could get away with it. The coronavirus provides them with plausible deniability. Remember, it has a worse affect on older people. Sometimes, it also mutates and becomes more lethal.

I will not be brushing this off with laughter and a light heart. They know they can't beat Trump in a fair election, and they do not want him to win a second term. The deep state is desperate.

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D3vst8r 2 points ago +3 / -1

Team Pence!!!

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TonyGucciano 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought this too

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unspecified_user 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'll be immune by Monday, the rest is just how long he could possibly be contageous. I hope he makes a point of making public (in front of cameras) appearances including announcements every day from today until the 15th.

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LadyLuck 76 points ago +76 / -0

"Mr. President, how did you and Melania recover so quickly?"

"HCQ, zinc, orange juice, and spending some time in her nice new formal garden. We got the best Corona-chan treatment, folks - and you can believe me!"

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Ithrowawaay 58 points ago +58 / -0

I’d die if he said “bleach and UV injections”

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MaxineWaters4Prez 39 points ago +39 / -0

"we ate a bunch of fish tank cleaner and have never felt better"

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Randomite 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reeeeeeeeee!

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EditorBob 3 points ago +3 / -0

My doc says he's never treated someone so healthy.

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_CaptainObvious 14 points ago +14 / -0

Holy shit he has to do this. "Injected Bleach..... but seriously, it was HCQ and Zinc you dumbasses, we could have saved lives if you listened"

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

PCR tests are bullshit. I’m sure as soon as that positive came back they ordered a blood draw. 9 of 10 PCR test positives are not infections.

Was the prez exposed to a coronavirus? Yes clearly he was because that’s what the PCR test shows. Does that mean it’s necessarily COVID? Nope. Does that mean it’s necessarily an infection? Nope again.

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borotobo 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's not planned at this point? Herman Cain's death was real, but spun by the media.

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TranquilityBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

14 days quarantine doesn't matter. He'll still be campaigning more than Sleepy Joe who's gone back to hiding in his basement

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VenusDe 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you test positive it is 10 days from recovery. Recovery = 24 hours without symptoms and 10 days from when symptoms first appeared or positive test.

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Tellsyouhow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plus high levels of vitamin D3 has worked in tests I've read about

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LadyLuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best formal garden!

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Knight1_of_Sunset 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should make that into a card to send out to people.

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Thingthing22 52 points ago +52 / -0

You knows what great about this? With him quarantining, it will show just how fucking silent Joe and Blow are.

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Traiya 18 points ago +18 / -0

No kidding. Bet Trump will take it as a challenge.

Without all the time spent traveling, just think of how much he can get done. The dems should be trembling in fear.

CNN: This just in, Covid is now transmissible by phone calls and tweets. Oh no.

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RedTruck88 8 points ago +8 / -0

You actually have a point. Let the silence be deafening

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BubblegumStickyHair 6 points ago +7 / -1

What a great opportunity for him to do a three hour interview with Joe Rogan.

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borotobo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump has his own platform, fuck Joe Rogan's show

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Ithrowawaay 41 points ago +41 / -0

Cons: Marginally slows GODSPEED campaign momentum for two weeks

Pros: not one vote for GEOTUS will be lost, have everything to gain. Humanizes him, puts his alpha strength on parade and leads by example.

Case in point: imagine if Joe were to contract it. No better summation of this Presidential race.

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fungus_amungus 19 points ago +19 / -0

I predict that Joe does contract it.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 3 points ago +3 / -0

That big mask he wears can't save Creepy Gropin' Joe Hiden!

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Traiya 4 points ago +5 / -1

I predict that it does not slow him one iota. He will just shift his platform.

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Current_Year_Acct 2 points ago +2 / -0

puts his alpha strength on parade and leads by example

Seriously, what is this going to do other than show how good of health he's in and/or that COVID 19 is just a mild version of the flu that spreads more easily?

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Wintergreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

The biggest drawback is that there won't be rallies for up to two weeks. The biggest advantage is that he can now do a 3 hour interview with Rogan. And long-form interviews with other outlets.

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PyroSphere 40 points ago +40 / -0

GEOTUS will make the Chinese Virus his personal bitch.

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PantsJihad 20 points ago +20 / -0

He's charging up. We're going to see him go Super Saiyan.

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dirtbiscuit [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Next Level Dragon Energy

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just_me_01 35 points ago +35 / -0

2 weeks of nothing to do but watch The Gorilla Channel hang out with his supermodel wife and shitpost on Twitter, how awful for him.

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Tellsyouhow 8 points ago +8 / -0

He should have plenty of time now to declassify everything

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 6 points ago +6 / -0

And give fireside chats.

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muy_libre 27 points ago +29 / -2

Now Trump never has to wear a mask ever again!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 16 points ago +17 / -1

Which is how we should have approached this thing in February. The healthy catch it and get immune, and the vulnerable stay the fuck home or wear masks.

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darthmatt005 5 points ago +6 / -1

Come on man!! That's gonna...gonna be even worse for the country!! It makes too much sense!!

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borotobo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought the immunity was temporary (few months), is that wrong?

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody knows because it's unknown prior to this year. But if that's the case then a vaccine is worthless.

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Current_Year_Acct 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously. It seemed like we all were in agreement on this too, and the 14 days of shut down was just to make sure hospitals can set up shop and get the equipment they need.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://whatdayofquarantineisit.com/

OK, but that was a voluntary "stay home unless you have to go out" recommendation... And before you knew it the left took the mile of the inch we gave and it was curfews, lockdowns, 40million lost jobs, 9 trillion in relief spending, and a nation torn apart.

This should never happen again.

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bck- 23 points ago +23 / -0

Trump gets to rest for two weeks. We know how he never stops when it comes to rallies/spreading the MAGA energy. So after two weeks of rest, Trump will be an unstoppable machine.

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JoeJimGregory 15 points ago +15 / -0

The 2020 social media campaign is about to hit lightspeed

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darthmatt005 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's gonna wear out the glass on his phone from tweeting so much.

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BlackPowder 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know the leader of the free world dictates his tweets to aids, who must tweet everything verbatim. There's a staffer out there, with sad thumbs

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NC_patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think he ever rests. He's going to go crazy being quarantined.

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Filtiarne 20 points ago +20 / -0

This will be yuge for Trump. The radical left is already frothing at the mouth hoping that he dies, claiming his chances are high due to his age and his fitness. Trump is obviously going to get God-tier levels of medical care so he's going to get HQC despite the media villifying it. So when he survives with an extremely mild case the radical left will have to either walk back their claims that he is out of shape and unfit to he president or admit that HQC works and saved him. It's an inevitable win-win for Trump.

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blackdeath 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’ll be a great reminder for normal people to see how hateful some shitheads are on the left. Not like they don’t remind us constantly, but this is an opportunity for them to pour it on Kavanaugh style.

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iNightmare 19 points ago +19 / -0

Pedes if he survives this at record time which he will. This could destroy the covid extreme lockdowns and facemasks!

Imagine him tweeting "Dead" One word. Then follows up with Covid-19 is dead within me didn't stand a chance.

SO WE PRAY!!! for his speedy recovery

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Fidel Covid is dead!"

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MaxineWaters4Prez 11 points ago +11 / -0

In 14 days: that wasn't so bad, the HCQ/AZT/Zn therapy made it a breeze. What are we keeping the country locked down for? Open fully and no masks.

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nds19 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll take "pipe dream" for 500, please.

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ARfreedom 11 points ago +11 / -0

Once immune he needs to never put a mask on again. Set the standard.

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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even his immune system if BTFO'ing chyna

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SlightlyLargerTub 8 points ago +8 / -0

First in line to get that GEOTUS plasma.

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mightyclaw 7 points ago +7 / -0

It strikes me that a quarantine period for the President would be a wonderful opportunity for "fireside chats", perhaps nightly. Speak directly to the people without interruptions or leftist comment.

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really want to hear him right now.

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NonyaDB 6 points ago +6 / -0

The communist left is now in sheer panic over this.
If GEOTUS quarantines, shows no symptoms, and completely recovers after 2 weeks then it shows how weak-sauce this virus is for folks in relative decent health.

Considering President Trump is 74 and slightly overweight, it would put the final nail in the coffin that is being built around the communist left's "shut it all down!" Chinese virus narrative less than a month before election day.

Get ready for the biggest narrative spins you're ever going to witness in your lifetimes.

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GoldwaterVoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

May be just 10 days if he gets 2 negative tests 24 hours apart.

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tufftoffee 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'll be out in at most a week pede. He never said he was going to stay the full 14.

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MacheteSanta 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correct. It was originally 6 days which was already DOUBLE the expected time for symptoms to reveal. Then one person (likely) took longer (0.000001% of population) so they made it an excuse for 12 days. It became 14 because "fuck you peons"

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wildass 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe we'll finally have the fucking conversation about immune people not needing to wear masks.

If you tested positive and now you're negative, guess what? You can't give it, you can't get it. You can walk the world mask-free regardless of regulations and restrictions. I've seen NOBODY ANYWHERE acknowledge that.

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Tonawanda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. Please say this a million times to everyone. Get people to realize that there are lots of us who have recovered and don’t need the worthless masks. Did you realize that while you’re donating plasma, you have to wear a mask??? The choice to wear a mask should be a personal decision.

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Imfreesofooyou 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love this. Level up, GEOTUS. <3

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dirtbiscuit [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

1st post, 1st sticky mods=gods!

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Brookie2018 4 points ago +4 / -0

it won't take a week for him to kick this.

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MAGAMatt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Basically Trump is being forced to go out and campaign as much as Joe Biden does for 2 weeks

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DeadMenSmellToenails 4 points ago +4 / -0

10 days from onset of symptoms.

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Long lines are already forming for the Trump anti-body vaccine!!!

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Former_Libtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Adjusts tinfoil hat

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Financial_mom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this post so much. I have to keep going back here just to see it.

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dirtbiscuit [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

my favorite comment. thanks pede.

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Financial_mom 2 points ago +2 / -0

That made my day. And my comment was justified. Look how it keeps getting upvoted! Epic post.

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orangeline 3 points ago +3 / -0

I actually think it is good to get this out of the way. Realistically, if your job involves meeting with as many people as the President's, you are not going to avoid this virus for long now that the country is reopening. Biden having not gotten it actually creates a wild card, because what are the odds he can avoid this on the campaign trail and with all the people he has to meet if he has to win? Do people want to roll the dice on Kamala Harris taking over right away?

Everybody in the media is going crazy over this. But this is just another day in the life of any employee at a supermarket, Walmart, etc. If this is anything like H1N1, we'll realize we have at least 10x more infections than recorded when this is all over.

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detrix89 3 points ago +4 / -1

According to the CDC he only needs to isolate for 10 days. People who test positive wait either 10 days from showing first symptom or 10 days from the date of the positive test, provided they don’t have a fever still. MAGA

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GrandDukeofLuzon 3 points ago +4 / -1

The October surprise turns out to be Trump's newfound immunity from COVID-19.

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LLegendary 3 points ago +3 / -0

bUt wE dOn'T kNoW iF iMmUnItY LaaaaaaaStS.....

mfers pretend to know everything but haven't paid attention to immunity for almost a YEAR. It's not as if the world has a billion people to study if immunity has lasted......not a peep.

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nero2003 3 points ago +4 / -1

10 days.

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RocketSprocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

When Trump recovers, can a vaccine be made from a small sample of his blood?

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Slickrick941 2 points ago +2 / -0

For real though, what we should've done from the start let people get it and the overwhelming majority will be better in a week and be immune

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micah1221 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Trump repeats his preventative treatment from May, his therapy will involve HCQ, Zinc, Vitamin D3, and possibly convalescent plasma. D3 has been doing well in clinical trials (reducing mortality by 96%) so I think he'll be fine. The others are still up for debate...but they won't hurt.

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Onlysane1 2 points ago +2 / -0

POTUS is the vaccine.

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redinmn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now, everyone on the fence saying he doesnt know how they feel will now vote for him since he will have gone thru and survived what they also had to go thru. This will work to his benefit.

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Floppydopoulos 2 points ago +2 / -0

GEOTUS PLASMA!

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simpson5774 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump is going to beat this virus under budget and ahead of schedule.

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Flash_Jones4 2 points ago +2 / -0

OH Yeah

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nds19 2 points ago +2 / -0

Convenient for the Left, that he gets the Wuhan Flu before Joe has to do any more debates and rallies stop..

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KiTA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a bit worried that this is going to take him out of the Campaign trail for 2-3 weeks. When there's only 4 weeks left to go.

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TastyWheat 1 point ago +1 / -0

To meet this threat, your evolution must be accelerated. Prepare yourself, reclaimer...