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nmipede 32 points ago +40 / -8

What if deepstate burns down the White House with him in it or gasses him in the Beast or a compromised SS agent has an underwear bomb on AF1?

OMG, are there any asteroids headed our way?

It's Chinese Flu. People get sick from it. Most recover and are then immune. Stop with the fear porn, please.

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Grindkore 19 points ago +19 / -0

Correction: Very few people get sick from it. I tested positive in May and didn’t even have a hint of a problem. Not a sniffle not a cough, just some cotton swab said I’m positive.

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BidenTouchedMe 11 points ago +11 / -0

I got sick and severe cold chills right befire they announced this outbreak. Didnt want to get gf and kids sick and couldnt find a goddamn mask. Did some research and realized something was coming. It must have been covid or flu but it wasnt fun for a couple days. I didnt fear for my life or anything. Just felt like the flu and honestly still went to work because it only got bad at night. Its those severe chill shakes that really suck. Its 85 degrees out and i start freezing to death and get under 6 blankets. Cant get out or you get those fucking chill shakes. Fun times.

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BidenTouchedMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree. I get stir crazy when Im sick. Cant just lay there.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ditto all with both me and my wife, I think it was in February. Our symptoms were about as miserable as mild flu. We seldom get colds, haven't had flu in decades. We are about 80% convinced now that we had covid chy-na virus that should never have happened.

Spez - a word replacement.

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rma92 2 points ago +2 / -0

I caught something noxious a couple of weeks before Christmas. Unfortunately, I was staying in a hotel in NYC for work, but eventually went to a relative's house some distance away.

It was weird - came in as a cold, at the end of the second day, I felt pretty good. Woke up the third day and was like fuck. And went back to sleep. It was bad. Not sure it was an early form of covid or something else, but it took 6 days to play through, and I was lying on the couch more than usual (I at least usually get up and sit at the table when I'm sick).

On the upside, I haven't been ill at all since (mostly due to lack of going places/seeing random people/doing things/using transit). And no lingering effects were observed.

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Amnesia420 2 points ago +3 / -1

Got insanely sick in January. It even compelled me to go to the doctor. At that time the doctor told me he had never seen a string of viral infections like this in his entire career. He was a fairly old gentleman, probably about 67.

It was gruesome as far as the chills and the respiratory aspect of it. I lived though!

I rarely get sick as a side note.

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nmipede 2 points ago +3 / -1

Good for you. Sounds like GEOTUS is in the same position. Other people with comorbidities die from it. Trump doesn't have any that we know of, so he will be fine.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +5 / -1

9 out of 10 positive cases are only reporting traces of RNA that could be associated with Wuflu, and do not indicate an actual infection. The PCR tests amplify traces to a ridiculous extent. That’s what almost everyone who tests positive has zero symptoms.

If the tests actually reported only infections, the precious “case numbers” would be next to nothing and there’d be no more panic.

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nmipede 5 points ago +7 / -2

Right. There are a number of different coronaviruses. some cause common cold symptoms and the RNA is indistinguishable at this point. If you had any sort of coronavirus infection, you have the RNA fragments and will test positive.

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polyglot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The president also tweeted: "The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!" Which means it wasn't the rapid test, which means it's more likely to give a false positive. Still, they might have a smidge or more of the virus. I really wish they were either taking HCQ once a week the whole time as a prophylaxis instead of just that two weeks a long time ago. Or Quercetin/zinc which is what I've been taking for over a month. Either should keep the viral load way down. As much as I was anxious about this turn of events, I hope they have time to spend some quality time together.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Popping positive on the PCR test is hardly an “infection” though. They need to do a blood draw.

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nmipede 0 points ago +3 / -3

Oh. Well, that's OK then. You're bored and playing with a little conspiracy people's fears. No problem.

I can tell you that I personally appreciate when a 1 month old account decides to spread fear about the leader of the free world because he tested positive for something that hasn't actually made him sick. Always top on my list of really cool things to do. It almost sends me to orgasm when they aren't even from the US.

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TonyGucciano 9 points ago +9 / -0

in fairness. This was my initial concern too. But I'm a Russian bot myself, beepskie boopski

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nmipede 0 points ago +2 / -2

I was hoping he would politely apologize, being a leaf and all, and go on to MAGA and MACA instead of playing around. But he does admit to being bored at work. I guess his job might be to spread bullshit around here.

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SentryS -1 points ago +2 / -3

No. It's fear porn. The difference between fear porn "deep state virus was injected via handshake to kill Trump" and " it was the Russians" is one has legitimate plausibility that allows it to proliferate and James bond dastardly evil villan plot twists written by the weinstein company