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JoePCool14 113 points ago +116 / -3

Trump will have so much time to tweet, he'll make the communists regret promoting lockdowns.

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WU_HAN_FRU 9 points ago +9 / -0

These people are constantly looking to trade up.

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bigdickhangsright 4 points ago +4 / -0

MSNBC can I play with you guys pretty please

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defnotarobit 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have never heard him disavow white supremacy, So, yes?

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jjdub7 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who thinks white supremacists are a major force in America? There haven’t been any two people in 50 years who’ve gotten together and said, “Aren’t whites way better? Shouldn’t we rule over other people?”

Couldn't have said it better myself

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MapleBaconWaffles 10 points ago +10 / -0

He'll tweet so much the radical leftists will pray for his speedy recovery.

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JoePCool14 5 points ago +5 / -0

Except I doubt they'd be praying to God...

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once they get desperate enough.

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unspecified_user 6 points ago +6 / -0

I imagine he'll work full time, just via conference calls and videoconferencing.

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hypebeast420 66 points ago +67 / -1

Do a Bolsonaro and live tweet taking some hydroxychloroquine pills, then come on later saying "I'm sorry to disappoint the media, but I'm doing VERY well"

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Telcontar2012 36 points ago +38 / -2

Bolsonaro is hilarious. There needs to be more like him and Trump. Our guy Scott Morrison and the UKs Boris Johnson aren't the worst option we could have had, but they're just so... meh.

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Telcontar2012 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes indeed.

Best way we can do that is to just follow what Jack Posobiec once said on a stream with Alex Jones: best way to drain a swamp is to flood it. Vote in as many people as possible that are willing to push back against the madness.

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worldofsmut 6 points ago +6 / -0

Your political system doesn't allow you to directly elect the Prime Minister.

So a guy like Trump (and you've had them) would never get the job as he'd be drawn back to the middle by pussies.

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waiting for Trump's "The reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated."

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Philhelm 24 points ago +24 / -0

In this toxic political climate, if anything happens to the God-Emperor then we should be prepared to go live.

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tufftoffee 24 points ago +24 / -0

I'm worried about the latter. If they get to Trump, we will never know the whole story.

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NOTWOKE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let’s hope KILLARY isn’t in bed with the Doctor. I know, crazy talk but man is she the swamp queen.

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zabbers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eww let's hope nobody is in bed with KILLARY.

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CovefefeREEEE 33 points ago +34 / -1

Twitter, Gorilla Channel, and two scoops. This will be fun!

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GerryMander 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thanks for the reminder to set the DVR. Haven’t heard about the Gorilla channel in a while

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JackOfDiamonds 31 points ago +31 / -0

I doubt the president gets to just sit around playing Freecell during quarantine. He probably has a virtual command center and will still be doing video meetings and phone calls 14 hours a day.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 13 points ago +14 / -1

And this could be part of a plan. Complicated business.

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spider > Freecell.

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zabbers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Skifree

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GoldwaterVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe he has an actual command center in his basement. And if I were Xi, I would be worried.

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Traiya 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only 14? He must be taking it slow then.

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pmurTJdlanoD 6 points ago +6 / -0

BUTYOUCANTDEFEATUS

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MountRushLimbaugh 16 points ago +17 / -1

When trump wins the left will be broken

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10gauge 15 points ago +16 / -1

Rally on November 3rd at the polls! VOTE!

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ginpunk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wishing POTUS and FLOTUS and First Family well and a speedy recovery---then on to a massive victory!!!

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Histrionic_Answer 11 points ago +12 / -1

TRUMP UNLEASHED

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DTOM1776 10 points ago +12 / -2

what is "TFW"? I havent figured this one out yet.

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rush 13 points ago +17 / -4

That feeling when

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DTOM1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks Yall.

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mikejones 12 points ago +16 / -4

That face when

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Kharn 2 points ago +3 / -1

False, it's that feel when. Mfw is my face when.

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mikejones 2 points ago +3 / -1

I've been using it wrong all these years

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zabbers 1 point ago +1 / -0

why is mfw my face when but tfw is that feeling when?

internet is strange

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Iamnotademocrat1 7 points ago +7 / -0

or in Rep. Eric Swalwell (D) case Time Farting While

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FrogminThePatriot 3 points ago +7 / -4

That Feel When

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kebabdrogo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer TMW

That Moment When

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Tellsyouhow 10 points ago +10 / -0

And all that free time to declassify everything

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mikejones 10 points ago +10 / -0

Start declassifying tweet by tweet.

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cgiles98 9 points ago +10 / -1

I was just thinking about how many tweets we’ll get!

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ShambolicPaul 8 points ago +8 / -0

He will be working his ass off. Calling into news shows. This man isn't gonna stop.

Wishing him a strong and fast recovery.

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cortosis_turkey 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump will come out of this just fine. The Democrats won't.

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Bro_Biden 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! People in quarantine should be banned from social media experts say.

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Furaffinitydotnet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Experts say scientists agree a study shows

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Pepbrandt 5 points ago +5 / -0

I realized today how much less I trust doctors since China virus. From Foxnews...

Dr. Scott Atlas, a special adviser on coronavirus to President Trump, said Friday he expects the president and first lady to make a “complete, full and rapid recovery” after the two tested positive for COVID-19, adding, “there is zero reason to panic.

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ThoughtPoPoNoNo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Im' so happy for this man. He's got 2 weeks to chill, drink diet coke, eat ice cream and completely ignore the main stream media.

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MrZ211 4 points ago +4 / -0

Idk how potus will ever recover, 2 weeks on bed rest with his supermodel wife /sarcasm

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CoNCePT 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm kind of wondering if this is a way to lock down in the Whitehouse in preparation for the October Surprise releases.

If what we've seen recently for new faith in the probes, then this may be it and where better to be during the inevitable shit show of reaction than the Whitehouse?

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Choppermagic 4 points ago +4 / -0

24 hour Trump podcast please

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9x10again 4 points ago +4 / -0

GEOTUS Cam

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GeauxTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Try to rest Mr. President. take it easy..unfortunately this is probably the only time that you’ll have a break somewhat. my family is praying for you and we love you and Melania❤️ get better soon. Love🐸

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bck- 3 points ago +3 / -0

The media won’t know what to do with themselves other than to speculate how Trump is doing with “anonymous sources”. They won’t be able to spin his words from his daily press briefings. Their ratings will continue to plummet even further!

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weallscreamforMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now he has more time to lurk on T_D

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LibtardJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should have been FTW. LOL! ...but in terms of what the Libtards think.

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CookiesNCream 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao - I just said this to my hubs while we were waiting for the coffee to brew. I said, "you know he's gonna use all the quarantine time to tweet" 😄

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iouybiy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should go silent and out of sight for a week. It would drive the press crazy and also make people think about him dying maximizing the political gain and increasing the number of people thjat would not want him to go away.

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LazySusan 2 points ago +7 / -5

He hasn't tweeted since last night, when he told us that he and Melania tested positive. I'm really worried, 'pedes. 😔

Edit: looks like the lefties are here. You are seriously deranged if you wish harm against another human being.

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LazySusan 8 points ago +9 / -1

True and now we know how based she is. I'm sure they will make excellent plans for the final two weeks of campaigning. The timing on this is so concerning, though. He is off the campaign trail for half of the remaining time. I know he plays 4D chess and I'm trying to be hopeful.

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aangler100 14 points ago +14 / -0

He's got a 'deadman switch' the deepstate cannot let him die, believe me.

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9x10again 6 points ago +6 / -0

He also has his own people to guard him. They've been with him for years. Notice there hasn't been a book or leak from "I was a former personal guard for The Donald., and he was a meany--he got two scoops, the rest of us just one!"

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LazySusan 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is what I need. Thank you.

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aangler100 2 points ago +2 / -0

Warning: Reading TheDonald will cause de-programming.

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mikejones -1 points ago +3 / -4

He'll for sure play it as feeling well and things going good. Just like RGB did.

No one will know the truth unless media gets camera on him leaving for the hospital.

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GoldwaterVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about a 24/7 web cam inside the White House??

Showing POTUS on a treadmill while on his cell phone, coordinating a first strike on Beijing, while Melania is taking a fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies out of the oven, dressed in that oh-so-hot orange leather skirt???

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

TFW you are waiting all day for his first Rona Quarantine Shitpost.

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GeoG85 1 point ago +1 / -0

J-j-j-just sh-sh-shut up, man!

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s time to talk about the conspiracy by the deep state and the UN for a global, communist, dictatorship one-world NWO government.

GEOTUS, you have 2 weeks of isolation on your hands, start unraveling the conspiracy and declassifying things left and right!

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Using the North Korean Tweet policy as a metric I reckon he'll have Saudi Arabia donating oil to Israel with the time he'll have on his hands now

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TruuthSeeker 1 point ago +1 / -0

This give him the perfect opportunity to go on a stream with Joe Rogan!

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LtPatterson 1 point ago +2 / -1

They are going to kill the debates, the rallies, and maybe kill the election. Watch out, this is it.

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Traiya 2 points ago +2 / -0

They tried that before.

Trump does not stop, he just sidesteps and pushes forward.

No rallies? Friendly protests!

No stadiums? Airports!

Nevada governor calls around and cancels all venues? Manufacturing building and double the crowd!

This will in no way stop him, I doubt it will even slow him down.

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LtPatterson 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I'm saying is stay vigilant.

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GreyGooseDown 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, they are going to hate the fact they made him stay in one place. He is going to come out more explosive.

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Pepbrandt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump gets covid right after the debate. Barrs on it!

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YourUncleBob 1 point ago +1 / -0

This could be good. Trump live tweeting as spygate is rolled out over the next month. Popcorn time.

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

When my wife had COVID, I had to work full time at home, take care of two bored kids, made sure my wife didnt go insane, make sure son did schoolwork.

That was a long 10 days....

I could only imagine being GEOTUS.

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DocHolliday1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly I hope it only lasts a couple days, like it did for my Aunt. I really don't want him to have to miss the 2nd debate, the town hall is where he wins over everyone on the fence.

I'll tell you who I know are on the fence. Young liberal women who are creeped out by biden more than Trump because "at least Trump likes women over 18".

Also, young women respect his confidence and the way he projects strength naturally. Deep down they know we need a real man at the helm, even if they won't ever say it out loud i believe that is how they will vote. for the most part.