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It's going to be this. (media.patriots.win) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by GenericInsult ago by GenericInsult +6084 / -0
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IAFF4TRUMP 180 points ago +180 / -0

The bullshit spin is going to be that they have access to infinitely better health care than muh grandma. The truth is this virus is bullshit and only people with one foot in the grave are susceptible.

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PyroSphere 130 points ago +130 / -0

Can confirm, I'm presently standing with one foot in a grave. I feel great, I can't say the same for the person I'm about to throw in this hole when I'm done. I thought they would never stop fighting me.

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MyTeenageBody 44 points ago +44 / -0

Damn that made me laugh. Thank you for that!

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donaldismydad 19 points ago +21 / -2

does anybody else find it somewhat suspicious in the tweet where GEOTUS announces positive test for ”COVID19” instead of calling it by its true name,”chyna virus”? perhaps staff wrote this out? idk whats going on

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ourmanflynn 24 points ago +25 / -1

He's just being formal since he's making a straightforward announcement. I'm sure his tweets in the coming days will be more salty.

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Numaeus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is it Pelosi? Please say it's Pelosi.

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HockeyMom4Trump 30 points ago +30 / -0

God bless your feisty grandpa!

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Ebbie8708 22 points ago +22 / -0

He’s probably seen too much shit to let something made in China to kill him.

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AstronoMink 3 points ago +3 / -0

Made-in-China quality simply cannot compete with Made-in-America quality. :)

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Meddlesom 16 points ago +16 / -0

My great aunt and uncle both got it a couple months ago, they're in their 90's and came out of it just fine. It's the isolation that has been more damaging to the health of the elderly.

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MAGA_APN 9 points ago +9 / -0

Absolutely this 10000%

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clueless_expert 31 points ago +31 / -0

After they recover, he should say he's glad that Cuomo didn't force him into some nursing home somewhere as this could have turned out much worse!

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MAGA_APN 9 points ago +9 / -0

Despite the many people who died in nursing homes, probably who had really bad underlying conditions- (if you have never stepped inside a nursing home, then you have no idea of the degree to which they are able to keep incredibly medically frail people alive for years) many others actually survived including a relative of mine in her late 80s- with almost no symptoms. The mental toll of the quarantine and restrictions on visitors and socialization has been far far worse than the virus.

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Meme_Too 4 points ago +4 / -0

As we used to say on Free Republic, Bump To The Top. There needs to be a way to stickie individual replies.

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A_Fish_That_Talks 16 points ago +18 / -2

Yeah. He can get Hydrochloroquine if he wants. /S

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Bullet3250 18 points ago +19 / -1

I would bet the entire White House is already on it...

As a prophylactic, just like for Malaria, you only take a tab once every 2 weeks or so...

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BlackCoyote 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'd say the BS spin will be that he never actually had it and it was all a lie.

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PB_Mack 5 points ago +5 / -0

They have to. They made covid into a big scary monster. Trump has a 99% chance of beating that monster now. He’s gonna look like a champ and they will look like chumps.

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BlackCoyote 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last I checked, his chances are better than 99%.

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PB_Mack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably, but in his age bracket with no underlying conditions thats the average.

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arse_garblin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, already seeing this en masse on Twitter. The Left is demanding that Fauci (or someone else they deem sufficiently authoritative) come out and confirm.

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spockers 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump should agree, on the condition that Biden take a drug test.

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DrAugustBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have seen people on FB saying it's a hoax. As if Trump would voluntarily quarantine himself for 2 weeks with only a little over a month left till the election.

TDS is a helluva drug.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I nearly laughed my hindquarters off when I read that Michael Moore claims that "evil genius" Trump is just trying to get sympathy votes.

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g00se2k 83 points ago +84 / -1

People already REEEEEing about how Trump is going to survive with no issues and then "brainwash" people into thinking the virus isn't bad.

OR MAYBE, YOU INCELS, THE VIRUS ISN'T ACTUALLY THAT BAD AFTER ALL.

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Czech2Check 40 points ago +40 / -0

This. He’s going to surge in the polls too.

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commies0ride0free 10 points ago +10 / -0

I do love an indestructible President*!!

*only if conservative though

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_CaptainObvious 30 points ago +30 / -0

This is it. When he defeats covid he's a hero... landslide inc.

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refresco 4 points ago +4 / -0

Which act do the commies get murked?

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the epilogue. We'll call it "The Scouring of the Quagmire".

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Cyer6 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is exactly what they're afraid of now.

  • He'll look like a hero two weeks before the election

  • Sympathy votes will come out of it

  • The best person you could ever get to prove the virus is not the black plague is going to now do that

  • Trump becomes immune. No more questions for him about Rona or masks.

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AlphaNathan 11 points ago +11 / -0

BUT REDDIT TOLD ME TRUMP SUPPORTERS WERE THE INCELS REEEEEE

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

People are REEEEING that he should have taken the virus seriously and worn a mask like Joe. Oh, and no rallies.

I hope it is a false positive just to see them REEE some more.

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KekistanPM 61 points ago +61 / -0

They have it backwards. Covid-19 just caught a bad case of Trump...and it won't survive.

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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +10 / -0

porque no los dos

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

You've got to go back amigo.

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556x45mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mmmm can I get some of that Glorious Trump plasma?

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Azarak 25 points ago +25 / -0

If he takes the HCQ + Z-Pak + Zinc cocktail he could test negative in as little as 5 days and he just needs 2 negative tests to be cleared. The beauty of this is Trump can tout the effectiveness of this cost saving cure.

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global_cafeous 10 points ago +10 / -0

He was previously; don't mean he has been continuously.

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Azarak 5 points ago +5 / -0

As I recall, several months ago he said he stopped taking HCQ prophylactically. I wish he stayed on it, especially this close to an election and doing many rally 'protests'.

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Azarak 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe doses get further apart as the medication builds within your system. I don't think HCQ lasts that long, but maybe another pede can shed light.

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Azarak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Check places like India, where the stuff worked superbly (head start since it is used as an anti-malarial drug). It seems like the poorer countries that used the less expensive HCQ had much better results/fatality rates than countries that avoided using it. Big Pharma and their lackeys didn't like it because it could interfere with their profiteering.

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Thep1mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t worry about that. POTUS knows way more about what’s going on than we do.

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NADSAQ 1 point ago +2 / -1

Testing positive and getting sick are two different things.

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GoldwaterVoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

2 scoops, 2 tests, two terms!

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sustainable_saltmine 16 points ago +16 / -0

this. Joe will still be doing his limited appearances and "lids" but he will still be "out there". The media will give him al the momentum and help spin it as "Joe has been running the more sensible campaign by having no-crowd speeches with the circles and distancing rather than big events with thousands or people". They'll try to paint Joe as responsible, and "listening to the science" while painting Trump as "reckless, incompetent, and ignoring the science putting millions in danger". Lot of people here have faith the public will see through that, I have far less faith in America as a whole outside of us. The general population of America are single-issue voters who only barely pay attention around this time in a campaign to see where candidates stand on the only issue they care about. They can easily be manipulated into thinking Joe's been the more sensible candidate based solely on their fear of this nothing burger of a virus.

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Vests123 4 points ago +4 / -0

So defeatist...no way POTUS and the campaign is done!

Just a little detour and he’ll be back stronger than ever!

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Averon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know the virus is no big deal and the masks, tracking and restrictions are not about the virus, but about control. But a lot of people think the virus is some big scary monster. Hopefully Trump can use this to open people's eyes and see that it isn't a big deal and all the regulations and restrictions are unnecessary once he comes out unscathed never having had any symptoms.

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Averon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I hope he's on HCQ and zinc then.

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Gutredd 6 points ago +6 / -0

Could be less than two weeks actually, he could even be ready for the debate if he tests negatively two days in a row. As for events he has Pence and others to pick up some slack, and on his website it says rallies are being converted to digital seminar formats.

Bad timing of course but I think a strong quick turnaround actually helps Trump.

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MindingPsNQs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wow, you frighten easily.

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Averon 2 points ago +2 / -0

And when he recovers(gets 2 negative test results) never having had any symptoms, maybe more people will understand it's not a big deal.

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Divadyane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Amen 💜

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MrPoorRichard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Potus requests a 30 minute all channel address to the nation to "step aside". Uses it to show evidence of the coup, bidens corruption, and announces prosecutions. Oh and that he now tests negative.Checkmate

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10gauge 29 points ago +29 / -0

No cold can stop this train.

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South_Florida_Guy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Doesn't stop idiots from continually trying to put things on the tracks, unfortunately.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left is picking up on the upside of this. Yes, he won't do rallies for a few weeks and the debates are done. He'll get far more benefit from looking strong and destroying their plague narrative. He'll also get a lot of sympathy from average folks.

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GoldwaterVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only people who die are the ones unfortunate enough to be thrown like a side of beef into a NY nursing home.

So, with POTUS and FLOTUS taking full advantage of their over-privileged lifestyle in the White House with custom meal service and much better health care than that available to ordinary Democrats, no worries, mate.

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nine_inch_neck 13 points ago +13 / -0

Myself, husband, and 7-month-old all had Covid last week. We had one day with a fever and just felt tired for the rest of the week. I’ve had worse sinus infections. They’ll be fine.

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Averon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think I had it. I'm not getting an antibody test though because I want nothing to do with this testing crap and adding to the numbers they try to use to justify controlling everyone.

Anyway, I had a fever for 2 days no runny nose or sore throat or anything, just fever and coughing. If that's all it was, it wasn't that bad.

I've had way worse from just the central heat dehumidifying constantly due to the rainy weather and drying my bedroom out like a desert... That was a rough week where I did think I was dying and had no idea it was just from the air being so dry it was evaporating any moister in the back of my throat immediately. That was a week of no sleep at all and everytime I got up and started feeling like I might be able to sleep I'd go back to the bedroom to lay down and get worse again. Good thing I figured out what was happening before going to the Dr and getting unnecessary meds.

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americaeffyeah 12 points ago +12 / -0

So the backstabbing bitch who planned and timed her betrayal of Melania was planning on being the talk of the weekend shows LOL. Sold her soul and didnt even get the full 15 minutes of fame! Sucks to be her!

Looking forward to Trump revealing what meds were used. We already know. Public will soon.

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Mr.T 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's gonna be able to claim they used HCQ as a cure and the lefts heads will explode. He now speaks as a victim of the virus. He will use this opportunity to lessen the fear of the virus and convince people it's safe to vote in person.

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Azarak 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is what I am hoping for as well. Better yet, he could test negative in as little as 5 days and 2 negative tests clears him to campaign and debate sooner.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's going to get a lot of mileage out of catching this thing and licking it with no problem. The left knows this.

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Denvertick 10 points ago +10 / -0

Guy just wanted to get a bunch in with FLOTUS before no nut November. Props

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Sixty2ndAssassin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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GoldwaterVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's that orange leather skirt with that slit in the front!!

Even GEOTUS is helpless in the presence of that skirt snugging around Melania!!!

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Thep1mp 2 points ago +2 / -0

“No nut November “.........yeah, I think I’ll be sitting that one out. Good luck to those of you who participate!

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FuckU/Spez 9 points ago +10 / -1

I think this isn't to hurt Trump... its to help Biden out. Trump has covid and no more debates. Biden saved!

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AmberWaves 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm still going to be praying. He tested positive, am hoping that they don't try to pull anything "funny" and then blame it on the virus as a cover up. I've literally never seen anything this crazy like what's happening now in my lifetime.

EDIT: Let me clarify - He will be okay in the name of Jesus.

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Slickrick941 9 points ago +9 / -0

Going to be a huge redpill when they recover quickly off hcq, zinc, and oj

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ElvenGhostAgent 8 points ago +8 / -0

Togeather they kicked the Wuhan Virus to the curb!

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gamingthisandthat 8 points ago +8 / -0

CANT STUMP THE TRUMP

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djmarcone 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's probably been taking HCQ for the past couple months since being on the road more campaigning.

A positive test doesn't mean he's sick. Or really even contagious. It means positive tests.

He will isolate until getting a negative test. That is all.

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

glad everyone's able to put a positive spin on this. just hope it convinces the normies that this virus is nothing after all. Too many ways I see this as a "Joe was right" moment for smoothbrains who are easily manipulated.

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +3 / -1

yes, yes, I know. but that won't change anyone's mind who hasn't already taken this the way the left wants to spin this. they'll still see it as "Trump brought this on himself for having those rallies and 'they told you so', should have 'listened to the science'".

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GenericInsult [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

At this point, pretty much everyone knows who they are going to vote for regardless of what happens between now and election day.

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FormerLibTears 4 points ago +4 / -0

God, I hope so.

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SadSwede 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not religious but I do the equivalent of praying for Trumps recovery.

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LtPatterson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unless they infected him on purpose with the real deal.

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SludgeWarehouse -1 points ago +1 / -2

This is what has me concerned. If they did intentionally infect him they aren't going to just use the weak, been in the wild for a while, mutated strain.

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HistoryInvestigator 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have no concerns whatsoever about Melania, it's only Trump as he is in the vulnerable age bracket, and even then he has no underlying health issues and he's got more energy than people 1/2 his age so I'm sure he'll be OK.

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Mikev 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Trumps aren't fighting the China Virus. The China Virus is fighting the Trumps.

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mateus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes!

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Slyder8 3 points ago +3 / -0

It actually looks like they're moving swifter in the "after" picture.

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CloudControl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump's alpha genetics are going to rip the virus to shreds and then a vaccine will be made from his antibodies. The left will refuse to take the vaccine and that's fine.

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JohnWickParabellum 3 points ago +4 / -1

There is going to be a lot of catching up on sexy time and bedroom role playing.

POTUS : "Melania... put on the Bond Villain cat suit from last night, but this time with the red wig with bangs.. and talk to me as if I'm Felix from the CIA... where you are to get information on what James Bond knows about your Boss's operation to take over the world. You code name is CHYNA RED."

FLOTUS : "I'm sure I can come up with something better than that... relax and cruise the donald dot win... rest in bed like a good two term... President!"

POTUS : (Big smile, ear to ear)

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trauncher 3 points ago +3 / -0

The President caughta cold... OOOOOOOHHH NOOOOOOO. there is only a 99.9.4% survival rate. OHHH NOOOOOOO PANIC!!!! REEEEEEEEE

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NonyaDB 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're the same picture.

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WilliamWallace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please...Ohhh....No...don't make me quarantine with Melania...

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Bablonis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am sure he's been taking hydroxychloroquine and thus will recover in no time.

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LuisH 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump will come out looking like a winner. Right now, the idiots are saying that he's done, but this is only the beginning of something great. He will appear again and look stronger.

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MustBeTrump 2 points ago +3 / -1

At first I thought they were the same picture but that edit is funny as fuck!

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the__rev 3 points ago +3 / -0

If there's a difference, I still can't spot it.

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spockers 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s not, it’s the same picture.

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MustBeTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

April fools

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Nainya 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worst news liberals have not even realized yet:

Trump in quarantine means more time for twitter ;)

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MrsHBarker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had it. I'm fine. He'll be fine.

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AenAllAin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Wallace gave it to him...

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SavedintheUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

AMEN

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MericanBurrito 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Emperor Trumperinos body is combating the Kungflu with the MacDonalds he eats and will soon be going on the offensive

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dingdongbob 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only thing I am worked about is smugness and death wishes from leftists for the next two weeks while he quarantines. They believe in the lie that we don't think the virus exists. No, it just isn't deadly. The president basically has the flu, he'll be fine.

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magaman5000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump will be even stronger after the China virus

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mygovisacommie 2 points ago +2 / -0

99.9% of people should be so lucky. Oh wait, they are.

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PB_Mack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope he takes a bunch of time to tap that.

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mass55th 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just saw a report that an aide to President Trump says he is having "mild symptoms, is alert, and assigning tasks."

Of course he is!! That's our MAGA President!! I will keep praying for our President and First Lady!!

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PonySoldier66 2 points ago +2 / -0

this aged 20 years younger.

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FLWoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best move to open the country! Healthy people live your life. Unhealthy people minimize exposure, AND START LIVING A HEALTHY LIFE!!!