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It's going to be this. (media.patriots.win) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
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IAFF4TRUMP 180 points ago +180 / -0

The bullshit spin is going to be that they have access to infinitely better health care than muh grandma. The truth is this virus is bullshit and only people with one foot in the grave are susceptible.

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PyroSphere 130 points ago +130 / -0

Can confirm, I'm presently standing with one foot in a grave. I feel great, I can't say the same for the person I'm about to throw in this hole when I'm done. I thought they would never stop fighting me.

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MyTeenageBody 44 points ago +44 / -0

Damn that made me laugh. Thank you for that!

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donaldismydad 19 points ago +21 / -2

does anybody else find it somewhat suspicious in the tweet where GEOTUS announces positive test for ”COVID19” instead of calling it by its true name,”chyna virus”? perhaps staff wrote this out? idk whats going on

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ourmanflynn 24 points ago +25 / -1

He's just being formal since he's making a straightforward announcement. I'm sure his tweets in the coming days will be more salty.

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Numaeus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is it Pelosi? Please say it's Pelosi.

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HockeyMom4Trump 30 points ago +30 / -0

God bless your feisty grandpa!

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Ebbie8708 22 points ago +22 / -0

He’s probably seen too much shit to let something made in China to kill him.

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AstronoMink 3 points ago +3 / -0

Made-in-China quality simply cannot compete with Made-in-America quality. :)

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Meddlesom 16 points ago +16 / -0

My great aunt and uncle both got it a couple months ago, they're in their 90's and came out of it just fine. It's the isolation that has been more damaging to the health of the elderly.

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MAGA_APN 9 points ago +9 / -0

Absolutely this 10000%

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clueless_expert 31 points ago +31 / -0

After they recover, he should say he's glad that Cuomo didn't force him into some nursing home somewhere as this could have turned out much worse!

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MAGA_APN 9 points ago +9 / -0

Despite the many people who died in nursing homes, probably who had really bad underlying conditions- (if you have never stepped inside a nursing home, then you have no idea of the degree to which they are able to keep incredibly medically frail people alive for years) many others actually survived including a relative of mine in her late 80s- with almost no symptoms. The mental toll of the quarantine and restrictions on visitors and socialization has been far far worse than the virus.

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Meme_Too 4 points ago +4 / -0

As we used to say on Free Republic, Bump To The Top. There needs to be a way to stickie individual replies.

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A_Fish_That_Talks 16 points ago +18 / -2

Yeah. He can get Hydrochloroquine if he wants. /S

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Bullet3250 18 points ago +19 / -1

I would bet the entire White House is already on it...

As a prophylactic, just like for Malaria, you only take a tab once every 2 weeks or so...

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BlackCoyote 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'd say the BS spin will be that he never actually had it and it was all a lie.

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PB_Mack 5 points ago +5 / -0

They have to. They made covid into a big scary monster. Trump has a 99% chance of beating that monster now. He’s gonna look like a champ and they will look like chumps.

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BlackCoyote 1 point ago +1 / -0

Last I checked, his chances are better than 99%.

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PB_Mack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably, but in his age bracket with no underlying conditions thats the average.

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arse_garblin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, already seeing this en masse on Twitter. The Left is demanding that Fauci (or someone else they deem sufficiently authoritative) come out and confirm.

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spockers 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump should agree, on the condition that Biden take a drug test.

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DrAugustBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have seen people on FB saying it's a hoax. As if Trump would voluntarily quarantine himself for 2 weeks with only a little over a month left till the election.

TDS is a helluva drug.

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Cutter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I nearly laughed my hindquarters off when I read that Michael Moore claims that "evil genius" Trump is just trying to get sympathy votes.