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MikeInTallinn 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey I'm descended from the Merovingian Kings bloodline. Am I meant to be a billionaire? Can someone give me a billion or two? I've gotta topple some governments.

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JeremiahKassin 5 points ago +5 / -0

No kidding. I'm descended from Charlemagne. I know the feeling.

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MikeInTallinn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh dude we are related, Charlemagne is my 40th grand father on my mother's side!