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WidePepoSad 18 points ago +18 / -0

If he came back with a shaved head and full beard i would blow it in my pants.

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WidePepoSad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly! It's a good look!

He most likely wont because i think at this point he considers his hair a part of the trump trade mark, but he would looks so good!

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Drew 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is too ocd to grow a beard. I don’t think he’s ever been seen with a five o’clock shadow.

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WidePepoSad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that you mention it, i don't think i ever have either.

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IronMaiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might be a good look for his second term!

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WidePepoSad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree!

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MaximumMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Flying a helicopter

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incogneato 14 points ago +14 / -0

"I come back to you now... at the turn of the tide."

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JamesBond007 7 points ago +7 / -0

"This Democrat scum SHALL NOT PASS !!"

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AbrahamLincoln 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump the....White?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Johnfox13 1 point ago +1 / -0

He also joined Proud Boys that would make them explode

Trump needs to pose with an AR 15 too

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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JamesBond007 5 points ago +5 / -0

People will be randomly drawn to it like Devil's Tower in "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind"

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ClintonsCobwebCooch 6 points ago +6 / -0

"why gandalf the white was more problematic than gandalf the person of color" - vox

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Phil_Selway 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bearded GEOTUS would be amazing

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rajbaj2222 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vote! You fools!

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Johnfox13 2 points ago +2 / -0

V. good

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs more belt fed RPD

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gandalf the Trump

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Aaaahhhh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Level up

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao 😂

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anduriliamfotw 1 point ago +1 / -0

fact check: true

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BaldEagles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gandalf carried an AK into Mordor? Is that in the extended release version?

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Winner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump the Orange to Trump the Gold!

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brutustyberius 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s Racist!