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0bama 23 points ago +24 / -1

"Hey, China flu. I'm not infected by you. You're locked in here with ME"

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dirtbiscuit 6 points ago +6 / -0

i love the art

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Grilledpepe 38 points ago +38 / -0

We have the best antibodies don't we folks?

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Bearing51 18 points ago +18 / -0

China flu is going to regret coming here.

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TenScoops 6 points ago +6 / -0

china flu vanishes Nov 4

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nero2003 13 points ago +13 / -0

GEOTUS has mild symptoms. Therefore he probably got it 3-5 days ago. Pedo Joe might be shitting his already shitstained pants right now.

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DarkMemeDuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought he had no symptoms. Regardless there's virtually 0 chance he dies from this.

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frankblank 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mild symptoms = most likely a regular cold. Happens right now all over the world. PCR tests are gonna PCR.

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mark Meadows came out and said he's working like he does every day. He's not laying around in a robe.

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually stewed on this earlier... grand possibility!!! <3 MAGA2020

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LibtardJesus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Centipede.

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Ben45 9 points ago +9 / -0

In conservative America, wuflu doesn't infect Trump, Trump infects wuflu!

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DonttrustChina 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump's not locked in there with COVID, COVID is locked in with HIM!

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ticl 4 points ago +4 / -0

China Flu: GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

My grandma read all the comments here at the beach and said ab your comment “that was funny” and laughed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE MADE IT PEDES!!!!!!!!!

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TheRealTrapLord 7 points ago +7 / -0

Watch, GEOTUS Antibodies are gonna be the cure.

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kish-kumen 8 points ago +8 / -0

That would be.. The fucking icing on the virus cake.

Can you imagine the REEE of that actually happened? Loooool

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Mr_Noh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leftards everywhere beating their chests (sunken though they may be in many cases) on Twitter or whatever about how they're not taking the vaccine because it's sourced from Trump, and then covertly getting quiet treatments because they're hypocritical shits.

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xxtomgirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

So you're telling me Trump may have infected Biden? Lmao

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RuhRoh 4 points ago +4 / -0

The China Virus will be infected with the Trump Curse soon.

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KnobGoblin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Covid has TDS!

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Coolmishi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes! It’s true! This was a very strong virus, actually The strongest virus ever! You have never seen a virus this strong! But once I infected it - it had no chance. I took it over very quickly, and so quickly that it’s quite possible it’s not even in my system anymore. No one has ever recovered from this virus faster than I have! Look at me, it had no effect at all whatsoever. I’m perfectly healthy! At this point… We could say I’ve never had the virus at all!

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frankblank 3 points ago +3 / -0

All jokes aside - Rona may indeed somewhat... subside after the election is over. It will be fun to watch the media explain that one.

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Bongo_Occidental 3 points ago +3 / -0

Next debate he should come out in full Darth Vader regalia

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xkgb 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't get it?

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Salacious_B_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

His MAGA-chlorian reading is off the charts!

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OrangeElvis 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +4 / -2

Fake News! This is literally the beginning of the end for Drumpf!

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dirtbiscuit 8 points ago +8 / -0

the walls are closing in

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ailurus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not infected with you. YOU'RE INFECTED WITH ME!

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn skippy!!! <3 MAGA2020

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AnAngryPotato 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're joking but that's actually what's happening right now. Imagine if he survives, in his 70's, with incredibly mild symptoms, while taking HCQ. He will become a living challenge to the "Deadly Supervirus" narrative, and the media will have absolutely no choice but to put a spotlight on him. Today Trump is infected with Covid. Two weeks from now the Covid narrative is infected with Trump.

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FailSayf 1 point ago +1 / -0

When Covid strikes Trump, Covid is the patient.

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NoviBoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wuhan coof: ”I have you now.”

Trump: ”I got you for three minutes!”

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Four_of_Seven 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats beautiful thank you

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PiratePatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump is the new Chuck Norris.

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