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couranto 90 points ago +92 / -2

I thought for sure he’d use this as chance to say he’s positive and create absolute panic.

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Cheesemaker 50 points ago +54 / -4

They're totally going to come out and say Biden tested positive (regardless of if its true) so they can jump on the narrative "Trump tried to kill him at the debates, hes so irresponsible". And then they can hide Biden away until election day. Give them a day to get the narrative together.

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VinnyMAGA 21 points ago +22 / -1

"I made fucking cheese."

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Current_Year_Acct 16 points ago +16 / -0

I don't think so. I think it's going to be pointing to the rallies as "Trump doesn't take it seriously!", and using it to shoot down any sort of campaign events he does, as well as pretending he's sick and dying, when he's actually fine, healthier and more high energy than 99% of the population his age.

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CHINAVIRUS_BIOWEAPON 9 points ago +9 / -0

yes media will do all of the heavy lifting over the chinavirus fallout, whilst biden is in his basement they will spam the muh "white nationalist Trump got the virus because he said it was a hoax derp". Biggest blow is that Trump cannot use his biggest weapon: campaigning in swing states in front of 30000+ people for at least 2 weeks unless he does a WWE style teleconference rally with people attending irl

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anthemstander 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pay no attention to the orange man behind the curtain.

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workinating 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden has president antibodies. Will never get president. Kek.

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Maga_trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

This

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2Aallday 4 points ago +4 / -0

More like a hyper sleep container. We need him to be awake very late on election day, engage hypersleep container!

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wgrl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can imagine it went like this "Sleepy Joe! It's 11:40 AM, time for your 18 hours hypersleep, you got to be up for an online interview tomorrow morning! We're closing the lid today."

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

They just came out saying he tested negative. That’s why this post was made.

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hardtostarboard2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden copies everything else Trump does.

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kmillz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude imagine the chaos. Liberals would lose their minds.

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Wohwoh1911 1 point ago +1 / -0

He tested positive for brain dead.

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dirtbiscuit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alexander Haig has entered the chat

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Mrsattorney 33 points ago +33 / -0

Has he also testified negative for the virus, because Peter Doocy on Fox reported that Biden was supposed to be campaigning today (out of state) but he hasn't left his home. What's going on with that? Edit: I just saw it reported that he tested negative for Covid-19.

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Mikev 18 points ago +18 / -0

Trump will do more quarantined than Sleepy Joe who tests negative. I can't wait til quarantine is over and Trump comes back full force.

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FreeBased1 15 points ago +15 / -0

POTUS Trump has done more, this morning than Joe Hidin' has done in 47 years of public "service"

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Beachboy1b 26 points ago +26 / -0

Is no one else suspicious that literally within the past day, the President, his wife, the RNC Chairwoman, The President’s Top Aide, and Sen. Mike Lee have all somehow tested positive within the same time frame?

And yet Joe Biden, who arguably is way more susceptible to COVID, doesn’t? Is this strange? Or am I just being paranoid?

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CHINAVIRUS_BIOWEAPON 13 points ago +13 / -0

I call BS too. President Trump openly admitted to being a germaphobe and take maximum precautions washing his hands 20x times a day is infected BUT sleepy joe who looks like the walking dead here .. https://youtu.be/XFyk6-nglA0 coughing , out of breath and touching his face is NOT positive? I call bullcrap

I think he IS positive but the DNC handlers are covering it up not releasing the results

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dingdongbob 9 points ago +9 / -0

Biden already had the virus, I'm guessing. They just didn't mention it. Or no, I dunno. What I do know is that it is very easy for Biden to hide it because he never fucking campaigns or does much of anything, really.

Trump can't trust anyone and news of him having the virus will get leaked eventually so he had no choice but to announce it.

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 8 points ago +8 / -0

They didn't mention it because the Left hates stories of elderly people surviving the virus. It stops their "YOU'RE GOING TO KILL GRANDMA, REEEEEEEEEE" narrative.

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BlackPowder 4 points ago +4 / -0

You said kill Grandma? Covid patients in nursing homes? You've got it!

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DonutDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, Creepy Joe hardly leaves the basement, so I don't think he's more susceptible. And the virus was probably given to Hicks by someone at some event, and her contact with everyone in the WH meant it could spread quickly. Even though Trump washes his hands often, all it takes is being a little too close to a contagious person. Shit happens, he'll be fine.

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anthemstander 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd love to know if Chris Wallace is going to announce that he has it too, in a couple of days. He's dying to blame Trump some more.

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Pede3 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's good. Many people were stuck on a train with Biden this week. That's painful enough without a quarantine requirement on top.

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chowdah 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imagine being stuck on a train with him. He just leans over uncomfortably close and he's like "listen fat, did I ever tell you about corn pop?"

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2Aallday 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden tests positive for dementia.

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2Aallday 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can you imagine if Joe tested positive then 3 weeks from now Trump lives, Joe dies? We'd NEVER hear the end of it. This would eclipse JFK conspiracies.

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Deezy 6 points ago +6 / -0

The cough came from the grassy knoll!

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CHINAVIRUS_BIOWEAPON 1 point ago +3 / -2

that will be a disaster because all of the sympathy and media spinning that he caught it from Trump will bring voters out and put harris in the WH

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

no

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Zaszz345 10 points ago +10 / -0

You know every leftist and Media personality wished Joe tested positive. So they could milk it.

DRUMPH KILLED BIDEN! BIDEN WOULD NOT BE SICK IF NOT FOR ORANGE MAN! I could go on and on....

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, they wish he'd get it so they can start the "Harris Administration.....along with Joe Biden..." tour.

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PanderjitSingh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just 33 times? I don’t believe it but I’m not going to listen to him again.

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Current_Year_Acct 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden would croak if he got covid 19. He's clearly one foot in the grave already (like every single person who's died of it), while Trump looks absolutely fine.

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RockyMin 1 point ago +3 / -2

Trump probably caught it from him at the debate.

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RockyMin 2 points ago +3 / -1

So? We don't know that he actually got tested. Him and his campaign could be lying.

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RockyMin -1 points ago +3 / -4

Have you seen those tweet replies? He is not getting any sympathy. Go away commie, you are not wanted here.

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

The guy you're replying to is probably some edgy teenager troll

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Nadlers_Belt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even covid got bored and left.

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ginpunk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Former VP Biden just suspended all his negative advertising. I would say that is good and well mannered.

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Gwoz8881 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is respect

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DonttrustChina 3 points ago +3 / -0

GEOTUS, Melania, Hope Hicks, Mike Lee, positive

Biden, Harris, Pence, ACB, negative

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +3 / -1

Further tests prove he never will be

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USMCsupercobra 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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CONNMAN 2 points ago +2 / -0

B-bbutt he connected with the people, emotionally?!?

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farstriderr 2 points ago +2 / -0

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Shut up man.

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MikeReloaded 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is gonna catch the virus and try to one-up Trump by saying he is sicker than Trump is.

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PatrickDuffyLeg 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK!

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Advhawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK my brother

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I_have_lady_parts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone post a not a shitpost on this.

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PanderjitSingh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Interesting that Biden repeatedly used the phrase "It is what it is" in the debate.

That was used as a code phrase for assassination in the recent Scorsese film "The Irishman’.

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Auroraalpha 2 points ago +2 / -0

GEOTUS fighting Chynah and the Commie cough on one hand, and campaigning on the other, still has more energy than sleepy biden on a good day.

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GingerMan512 6 points ago +6 / -0

What if the DS colluded with CHINAA to release it on the world, and they got the vaccine?

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KMacsBinder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is he wearing a mask right now to speak to 12 people when he is outside and at least 50 feet from any of them? And why does he keep touching his shitty, useless mask? And why did he waste all of that money to travel to Michigan to talk to 12 fucking people anyway?

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WinnerPlaysTCU 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dang. And right after Crooked Hillary got the same results

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GoldwaterVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both she and Kerry got it from super-spreader ManBearPig.

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mass55th 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can you catch anything when you only come out of your basement every third day, only stay out for15 minutes each time, and wear a giant-sized diaper on your face?

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RegardofPeace 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was real😭

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hereforthewinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

but is it really a negative covid test if independent fact checkers didnt say so?

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DoofusRufus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hear he's going around swabbing the hair of young girls.

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Pdjco658 1 point ago +1 / -0

then he sniffed the piece of paper it was written on out of habit.

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politifox 1 point ago +1 / -0

joe biden tested negative for having a brain

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KuhlooKuhlay 1 point ago +1 / -0

he did a brain scan as well. it also showed nothing.

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de9ebkmd7 1 point ago +2 / -1

I wish him good health because I'm not a leftist. And because I want him to live long enough for his crimes to come to light.

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BSnatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya! And for sucking ass!

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uncled 1 point ago +1 / -0

OP passing out free bowls of dicks to all the commies

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hardtostarboard2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

As did Hillary thank God.

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think Bidet needs to be hospitalized anyway.

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TophunkUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

FUCK THAT SLIMY SON OF A BITCH.

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Popsalock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good. No easy out for you Joe. We've got you for 3 more hours of play time. see you in a couple weeks!

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AlexPKeaton 1 point ago +1 / -0

In two weeks Trump will be immune to the China virus and Biden will still be scared of it.