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couranto 90 points ago +92 / -2

I thought for sure he’d use this as chance to say he’s positive and create absolute panic.

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Cheesemaker 50 points ago +54 / -4

They're totally going to come out and say Biden tested positive (regardless of if its true) so they can jump on the narrative "Trump tried to kill him at the debates, hes so irresponsible". And then they can hide Biden away until election day. Give them a day to get the narrative together.

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VinnyMAGA 21 points ago +22 / -1

"I made fucking cheese."

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Current_Year_Acct 16 points ago +16 / -0

I don't think so. I think it's going to be pointing to the rallies as "Trump doesn't take it seriously!", and using it to shoot down any sort of campaign events he does, as well as pretending he's sick and dying, when he's actually fine, healthier and more high energy than 99% of the population his age.

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CHINAVIRUS_BIOWEAPON 9 points ago +9 / -0

yes media will do all of the heavy lifting over the chinavirus fallout, whilst biden is in his basement they will spam the muh "white nationalist Trump got the virus because he said it was a hoax derp". Biggest blow is that Trump cannot use his biggest weapon: campaigning in swing states in front of 30000+ people for at least 2 weeks unless he does a WWE style teleconference rally with people attending irl

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Maga_trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

This

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2Aallday 4 points ago +4 / -0

More like a hyper sleep container. We need him to be awake very late on election day, engage hypersleep container!

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wgrl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can imagine it went like this "Sleepy Joe! It's 11:40 AM, time for your 18 hours hypersleep, you got to be up for an online interview tomorrow morning! We're closing the lid today."

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

They just came out saying he tested negative. That’s why this post was made.

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hardtostarboard2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden copies everything else Trump does.

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kmillz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude imagine the chaos. Liberals would lose their minds.

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Wohwoh1911 1 point ago +1 / -0

He tested positive for brain dead.

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dirtbiscuit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alexander Haig has entered the chat