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Allow me to explain critical race theory (i.maga.host) 🐂 Bullshit 💩
posted ago by AlphaNathan +5986 / -0
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AlphaNathan [S] 216 points ago +216 / -0

Yes, it's that stupid.

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PyroSphere 123 points ago +123 / -0

Some problems really are black and white.

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FlimboFlongins 18 points ago +18 / -0

Snizap!

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Wolfebane84 7 points ago +7 / -0

das raycis an cultur apropiashun

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gimme1776orgimme1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

OH GEEEZ - Bill Burr

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Yawnz13 7 points ago +9 / -2

Source of global warming found.

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BranchCovidian 5 points ago +7 / -2

There are two problems. One is the common cold--as long as our immune system is functioning, we can easily fight it off.

The other is HIV/AIDS (see this cartoon). It attacks all the "White blood cells", people in our society who fight for our people against the lies (commentators banned from social media for """"hate speech"""", militiamen charged with fake charges by the ju-dicial system, memers on Based forums, etc).

The HIV virus works by tricking your body into thinking that White blood cells that HIV has taken over and turned into HIV factories are "healthy". "Fellow White blood cells" if you will.

AIDS is deadly unless you can exterminate the virus with medicine or at least kick it out of your body. And if we ever get rid of the AIDS, we'll need strong borders (skin) to never let that dangerous virus back into our Country.

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Neuromancer909 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice! Also need strong "blood factories" (ie colleges where some of the virus gets created/transmitted)

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IncredibleMrE1 28 points ago +28 / -0

Hijacking top comment to say HIS NAME WAS ROWAN SWEENEY

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GoldwaterVoter 12 points ago +12 / -0

WOW!! Hadn't heard of this story -- I (modified) the headline and sent the story to all my email buddies:

September 22, 2020 Boy, 4, Killed and 4 Adults Wounded After (BLACK) Gunman Walks into Ohio Home and Begins Shooting (UNARMED WHITE PEOPLE)

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yep!!!!!! Great work. RIP TO ROWAN SWEENEY HE DIED IN HIS MOTHER’S ARMS

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wow......... they’re coming into our homes now. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???????

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Lord_wari 11 points ago +11 / -0

How does someone call Lebron James impressed when he’s rich?

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Jackhererer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Because hes black.

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GoldwaterVoter 11 points ago +11 / -0

And he deserves reparations from white widows on social security.

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BranchCovidian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Because the Professional Liars in the Lying Media will do anything they can to incite anti-White hatred.

But if that hatred they stir up accidentally turns back on them, they'll freak out and immediately whip their "golems" back into obedience.

Case in point, Nick Cannon, a privileged Black racist: he had horribly racist things to say against Whites (saying we are "close to animals", without a trace of irony!), and the media loved it. BUT, when he made a mild-mannered statement about Jewish influence in the recording business, they freaked and made him grovel.

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't he a kang n'shit?

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ChrisSuperDude 116 points ago +116 / -0

I'm here to remind everyone of the time Lebron James said he would build and fund a public school out of his own money and give each kid a free ride to college, give them the latest technology, good food, new shoes etc (which was something he could have done and not made a dent in his wealth). Had the school built, and then left the taxpayers of Cleveland Ohio to pay for it.

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half-blacktrump 39 points ago +39 / -0

Thats what people don't get.

Kudos for getting the donations, using your brand and fame then donating yourself (for a tax write-off no less) but you read the proposal you'll see that the organizations money supports scholarships for the kids then the state is left with the bill going forward.

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AlphaNathan [S] 27 points ago +27 / -0

Where's Pinochet when you need him?

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almond_activator 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's a little bit of Augusto inside each of us, waiting for us to kindle the flame.

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BranchCovidian 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's Austere Helicopter Pilot to you.

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Hawksendoom 25 points ago +25 / -0

Is that when they dressed him up with the fake glasses so he looked edumacated? 😂

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PosterIsDead 18 points ago +18 / -0

He was inspired by Michael Scott.

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ObongoForPrison2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

LeBron's Tots

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ENVYNITAZ 15 points ago +15 / -0

some shill on here went all mental on me long ago after LeBum 'donated' all those bikes to the school kids . . . i simply said all he was doing was allowing gang bangers to steal said bikes . . . which they did . . . LeBum is fully cucked

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AlphaNathan [S] 53 points ago +54 / -1

Thanks for the sticky, mods. I'd also like to thank my white privilege. I will donate $6 trillion to Black Lives Matter to atone for my awfulness. I will also allow a black man to shoot me, and I will thank him on my way to the grave.

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bellcurvestrikesback 27 points ago +27 / -0

Wow, what a white-centered thought process. It's not about how you will make it better. You need to reframe the narrative and place more "black bodies" at the focal point of your antiracist activism or else it's just another example of colonizers trying to reaffirm their faux victimhood with their whitewoman tears. And that you would have the caucasity to call yourself an alpha shows that you need to sit in a corner and examine your heteronormative toxic masculinity before speaking on subjects like this, if at all.

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iPertinax 16 points ago +16 / -0

At the risk of seeming able privileged I would like to jazz hands in place of clapping for this brave and stunning response. This is exactly what the queer gender non conforming lifeforms of color need, and I know this, because I am a liberal white woman who has a degree.

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FlimboFlongins 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds me of Jazzhands McFeels. Anyone know that guy? :)

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MAGAForeverF 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am now a BLM shill after reading this.

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infinitysupreme 3 points ago +3 / -0

How dare you not let them have their way with your wife and female children before you waltz into your grave of privilege.

How dare you.

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JackBurtonsTruck 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Graves are seeped in white supremacy, they allow white people to be remembered and take up space in a world they dominate"....or something like that.

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Krautistani 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're still a bigot for not donating the same amount to Black Trans Lives Matter.

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PeytonManThing 46 points ago +46 / -0

Literally while Obama was president people were “explaining” to me why Obama was powerless while a white man living in a trailer park in Appalachia was powerful.

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Gwoz8881 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is next level spice

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zabbers 23 points ago +23 / -0

Also 100% true, just in case anyone thinks this is a joke. Both of those statements have been made.

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chinesevirus 23 points ago +23 / -0

Critical Race theory teaches white men to hate and censor themselves for the sins of their fathers (or just people who happened to look a little like them in the past).

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TruthVelocity 7 points ago +8 / -1

And to also justify evil acts committed by brown people as good.

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ProtectFreedom 16 points ago +16 / -0

Watermarking all memes with thedonald.win is the best idea EVER! Make this MANDATORY, pedes

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MAGABeaver 15 points ago +15 / -0

With all the money the government wastes year after year, we should have a program that allows anyone who feels "oppressed" to permanently renounce their citizenship and pay for their one-way ticket out of the country to anywhere they'd like to go. They would then be barred from ever re-entering the United States. Problem is, presented with that choice, no one would take it because they know deep down they're full of shit.

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bingo. I'd give them 100k spending money too. We'd still come out ahead.

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Kerra_Holt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jacob Blake: VICTIM

Rowan Sweeny: Privileged White Kid

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kuru_clinton 7 points ago +7 / -0

mods = Gods

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Ronald_Dregan 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

I have yet to see this shwoog fighting the cops at a protest. Put up or shut up Lay-Bwon.

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triggernometry 3 points ago +3 / -0

shwoog

I don't think I ever heard someone use this outside of Opie & Anthony. Is it an NYC thing?

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IroWide 7 points ago +7 / -0

LeBum Jinping

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SnipedYou 6 points ago +6 / -0

God forbid LeBaby ever calls himself privileged for being born tall.

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Maga_bigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

LeBaby! So funny!

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PurplePunch36 6 points ago +6 / -0

Black people run Hollywood, professional sports, media is forced to broadcast their voices 24/7, we just finished 8 years of a black president with top staffers who were all black that did jack shit and I’m told that they are oppressed? K

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thuggishruggishtrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s disturbing how little coverage Cannon got.

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Magabeliever 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can you add "oppressed millionaire" and Murdered? It may have a lot more impactfthat way.

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midgetpornrocks 5 points ago +6 / -1

Every time I see Cannon Hinnant's picture, my heart breaks. I didn't know him nor do I know his family, but man, my heart goes out to them. He looks like such a great kid. So many hopes and dreams that will never come to be...

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flame_whip 5 points ago +6 / -1

#HisNameWasCannonHinnant

Make it go viral, pedes.

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PepesCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based AF, & Spicy.

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Comanche_Moon 5 points ago +6 / -1

Our country was founded on wonderful principals. I am really sorry that some people thought having slaves was a good idea (it never has been for any of the world's races) but no one living today had anything to do with that. The people who care about others will continue to do whatever they can to insure racism, oppression and hatred towards others does not become a part of their life or their family's life. There are no slaves in the US today. It is wrong to throw the baby out with the bath water by saying this country is evil because of things done long ago. Trying to teach others that White people are to blame for everything is also wrong. You don't raise up people by punishing other people who had nothing to do with past crimes. Critical race theory only emphasizes the attempts to divide us all into separate groups. We are all Americans.

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Dashmoomoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Angry upvote.

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magnokor 5 points ago +5 / -0

You have a huge amount of money, you spend most of it on tattoos, hair-growth products, and possibly steroids.

China's LeBron James.

Most of the world is under house arrest, the only thing they can do is watch the TV, and LeBron and China and the NBA/DNC/BLM have the worst ratings ever.

LeBron, he hates white people, but plays a sport invented by white people in buildings built by white people and gets money invented by white people and then demands the police invented by white people drive him through traffic so he isn't late for a rap concert but then demands police be defunded.

"I don't want nothing to do with white people. I don't believe they want anything to do with me. I don't want no (white) friends. It's me and my boys"

Miami-Dade Police are reviewing an escort provided to LeBron James for a concert.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rational thinking is a white supremacist concept, bigot!

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LesboPregnancyScare 5 points ago +6 / -1

By the definition of Critical Race Theory, any institution that doesnt result in the perfect representation of the country's demographic is racism. By their very definition, the NBA is racist.

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stratocaster_patriot 5 points ago +7 / -2

James: dumb mouth breather who can barely read and write. Incites violence and racial division.

Hinnant: could barely read and write but would have overtaken James' abilities to do that in about 6 years. Smiled and rode bikes.

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de9ebkmd7 4 points ago +4 / -0

My mind added "Any questions?" at the bottom.

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triggernometry 4 points ago +4 / -0

It looks like he had one of those shitty Taliban beards, and someone took a machete to it.

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DefKon1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would like to take a machete to it..🐸🇺🇸

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DonaldJtrizzumpJr 4 points ago +5 / -1

Stop giving that Muslim attention

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FutileConundrum 4 points ago +5 / -1

Cannon's sweet smile breaks my heart. I have a six year old boy... Every time I see Cannon I pray for his loved ones. Hard job is living on after losing what's most precious.

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Omgwtfbbq 4 points ago +5 / -1

No matter what white people do, it will never be good enough and they will always be racist. That’s what I get from it. It tells us to always look at our differences instead of our similarities.

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Alois2121 4 points ago +5 / -1

There are dozens if not hundreds of Cannon Hinnants that no one knows about because of our absolute human garbage media. But what about da black criminals justifiably shot by the police :(((((((

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nc777 4 points ago +5 / -1

Excellent.
Need a The More You Know PSA series.

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FAQ-REDDIT 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the oppressed one just bought a $36,000,000 house. Not sure if he owns, just one house, so we can't hold this against him. Now if all 20 garage ports are filled up with exotic cars, then Im calling BULLSHIT!

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Formerlurker92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Me: becoming more racist because of it

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MechaCornpop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden says it's about teaching people to be nice.

I don't see how the phrase "White privilege" fits into that narrative.

Fuck these anti-White bastards.

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mrd92 4 points ago +4 / -0

F’n brilliant, pede!

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MAGAForeverF 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thats some PHD level shit right there

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RonJoner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Today begins the season of fuck your feelings

Here’s how it works:

Problems in the black community are mostly self-made. Single parent households predict all kinds of problems and blacks people make single parent households all day long

that’s racist

Fuck your feelings!

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair, welfare programs are a big impetus behind those problems. Why be picky about the father of your children when Uncle Sam's going to pick up the tab?

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RonJoner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welfare makes lousy choices easier. Welfare does not make lousy choices. Here's my experience with welfare.

I used to have rental properties. I accepted Section 8, which is based on the number of bedrooms in the house and the, though I took regular tenants too. Over the years I owned the places I had two section 8 tenants.

One of them was a nightmare, didn't pay the utilities, crackhead BF in and out of jail, chillin in my apartment. Trashed the place and by the time they left (because they were arrested) the place was wrecked. Roaches everywhere, not the kind you smoke.

Other tenant was a single Mom who took great care of the place and announced one day that she was leaving because she saved money to buy a house.

Both black women. Sample size 2, means nothing, But my little sample size shows that while our society like all societies isn't perfect, there is opportunity out there.

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Bunnybudman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel so bad for this family. I really wish we had updates on this case and how it’s progressing.

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Edial 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are individual black sports and movie stars wealthier than my entire family lineage. They can legit piss off.

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LionTed 4 points ago +4 / -0

But reddit told me upward mobility doesn't exist!

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tdwinner2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like a basketball shot to the face.

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PanderjitSingh 3 points ago +3 / -0

He would make a great king of Lesotho.

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funnyguy1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Everything's backwards now days the world is at war with reality.