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HillaryHasNoDick 70 points ago +70 / -0

Imagine....he walks out to the media’s eye for the first time in 2 weeks and he has this beard and the Pedes freak out over its awesomeness and the communists freak out over beards symbolizing imperialism or something retarded lol

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realJohnMiller 31 points ago +31 / -0

The country could use less shitty soyboy pubic beards.

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tombombadil 8 points ago +9 / -1

Why the hell does everyone have a beard these days? It’s not just hipsters and soy boys and it was happening before lockdowns. It’s like 65% of guys from 25-40 years old feel like they have to have one. What happened to the clean cut look?

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TotesNotKaren 10 points ago +10 / -0

I would hypothesize that it makes them feel manly in a way that that hasn’t been targeted by feminists yet.

Personally, I am pro-beard. It really does flatter a lot of faces, especially leveling the playing field for dudes with weak jawlines.

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Jolo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Spec-ops dudes that all look badass have them. Honesty, Lion Ted looks way more menacing with his beard.

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its odd too, cause when liberals have Nightmares Lion Ted has the beard in them.

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ronburgandy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have a beard because I like having one, and I think it makes me look better. I look terrible clean shaven.

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Brother_Bill 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dad always had a beard. I've worn a beard since I could grow one- for almost 40 years now. My sons and son-in-law all wear beards. We are beard people. I don't even think of it as being a trend- it's just the way of life.

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh man those pube beards are horrible, its like either go through puberty and grow a real beard or shave those pubes off.

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The_RedWolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

So that’s how Gillette will survive...

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spez_this 11 points ago +11 / -0

Best scenario: Trump emerges, wearing a mask. He rips it off, revealing his awesome beard, causing all to drop to their knees.

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orcwordlaugh 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know there'd also be body double conspiracies.

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Marx’s beard requests a point of personal privilege.

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jslenterprises 1 point ago +1 / -0

trump with that photoshopped beard looks very 1oth century dapper. very presidential.

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sickofaltspin 38 points ago +38 / -0

He won't though - he hates beards and constantly asks his sons to shave theirs because he feels they are unprofessional looking. It's a generational thing.

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AsaNisiMAGA 22 points ago +22 / -0

This. I'm a little younger than GEOTUS but I don't care for them either. For people of a certain age beards will always represent smelly hippies and stupid communists. The only acceptable exception is actual lumberjacks.

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AsaNisiMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

They sleep all night and they work all day. ;-)

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Jolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cutting out timber to make our pay?

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bigmikespen15 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts

Hilariously relevant in today's world

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AsaNisiMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you and she are happy that's great and as it should be. It doesn't change the mental associations older folks grew up with tho.

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

i have a beard because im too lazy to shave

call the cops i dont give a fuck

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AsaNisiMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

This makes sense and is very interesting. Thanks for the background. Now I know why. It still won't change the visceral reaction I and many in my age cohort have. But it's interesting for sure.

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AsaNisiMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm adding a second reply because something occurred to me in the shower about why beards are having a resurgence.

In the before times that President Trump and I were formed in manliness in men was prized and celebrated. And men were generally assumed to be manly until proven otherwise so there was no need to make any big visual display of it. What manly men did want to display was that they were civilized and reliable and not animals. And I think being clean shaven was part of that. It makes sense that in a world where manliness of character and action is disrespected and considered toxic that many men would grow beards in rebellion to show that they are still real men.

/shower thought

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m in my 20’s and I hate the look. My GF even wanted me to grow one and I told her not a chance. It’s sloppy looking IMO + it makes my face feel gross and hot all the time whenever I am doing physical labor. The only reason I’d grow one is if I was living in a much colder climate. Like where lumberjacks work.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Minnesota then?

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or any profession where you work in the cold, because well... utility

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AsaNisiMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right. Also, I forgot one last night: psychiatrists. I think they all wanted to look like Freud. Like commie dudes all wanted to look like Lenin. For some reason no one ever seemed to want to look like Stalin. But mostly beards came in a standard set with sandals and love beads and fringed leather vests and the sickening smells of BO and patchouli. It's a memory that doesn't fade away. Even after half a century.

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

That seems to have faded, most psychs are clean shaven these days. The rest are just the % you would expect from the general population

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BadManOrange 15 points ago +16 / -1

Based on the picture he'd look pretty awesome with one. Sucks that he hates them.

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p8riot 5 points ago +5 / -0
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ObamasLooseButthole 6 points ago +6 / -0

Definitely with a beard. I'll take either though....

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TotesNotKaren 8 points ago +8 / -0

Totally agree. A nice well-trimmed beard looks great, and hides a bit of the baby face. Ted Cruz is case in point for this as well. He looks sooooo much better.

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ObamasLooseButthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ted Cruz is case in point for this as well. He looks sooooo much better.

Very true. I used to think he was kind of funny looking. Then I saw Ted with a beard my first thought was "wow, Ted Cruz is actually pretty handsome".

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

With, just because he has kind of a weak chin and the beard makes his jaw line look better.

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Phil_Selway 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't want to believe this. We need a bearded GEOTUS!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

That explains it. My mom is the same age as Trump and does not understand the beard thing at all.

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MikeKazmo 23 points ago +24 / -1

Seriously, get rid of Ben Franklin's doughy ass and put this shit on the $100 bill.

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anthemstander 16 points ago +16 / -0

Salon: "Why Trump's new beard is a racist dog whistle to his base."

Joe Biden: "A beard! Come on, man!"

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truthhammer 14 points ago +14 / -0

looks like Odin God of Thunder!

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JustInTime2_ 7 points ago +8 / -1

Mean with beards look more manlier and sexy, to me

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HonkNJhonk [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Thank you for the compliment!

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Zanesapphire 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit based as fuck. Please do it Trump. Make beards presidential again. Just like the last Republican to piss off the dims.

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stonetears4fears 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the October surprise America deserves

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Warskullx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got to get ready for Trump, season 2.

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

As a beard wearing pede this would be hysterical and acceptable!

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LordJudgement18 2 points ago +2 / -0

dont worry we still got lion teds sweet mane.

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HonkNJhonk [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Story time?

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magaspif 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he could do that in two weeks surely he is GEOTUS

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MsAnthropic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, bearded Trump is top Trump. Very presidential.

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Industry4 2 points ago +3 / -1

I keep seeing these posts urging him to grow a beard. Nope. I like President Trump exactly the way he is. Don't change anything. He's iconic.

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mostlyatnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be epic.

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Trump grew a beard like that, id register democrat just to vote twice for him.

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Kek_mit_uns 2 points ago +3 / -1

Trump must shave twice a day because I've never even seen him with a hint of stubble.

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Phil_Selway 1 point ago +2 / -1

He probably had laser treatment.

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maddog_dad 2 points ago +2 / -0

WBM -- White Beards Matter.

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LordJudgement18 2 points ago +2 / -0

im getting some ron swanson vibes an im for it.

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arturia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dragon Energy Facial Hair!

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JussieSmollett69 2 points ago +2 / -0

GEOTUS ALMIGHTY!!!!