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My great-grandfather was the greatest man I ever met and he fucking LOVED Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. When the time of day came and he was "watching the animals" I would rush in and sit on the floor and watch with him.
If 0bama wanted the Alabama Blacksnake Channel the media would still be circlejerking over it to this day.
"Trump talked to the gorillas as if they could hear him. He also made encouraging comments to them such as "they way you hit that other gorilla was good"
"Concast? I call them Concast. They bill you hundred and hundreds of dollars and they're slow. The customer service is terrible. They're a bunch of liars. You know what they are? I'll tell you. A disgrace."
I had a buddy that used to work there and he told me before that his supervisors told them flat-out to fuck with and frustrare people if they threatened to cancel service.
Lol I’m so confused I don’t know why anyone even bothers calling to cancel anymore, I just change my credit card number whenever I want to cancel shit and it’s not as easy as clicking “cancel”
I used to do that with cellphone numbers...lol...I'd have someone bothering me and have it changed...I couldn't tell you exactly how many times it was...but it was more than 4...lmao
The left really are ghouls: Seeing what I saw on Twitter. Imagine what prospective employers will think. My family has a serious case of TDS, but they did not go this far (no Twitter for them).
We'll get there 🙂 Found another pede at work, and have scheduled an election barbecue - going to be MAGA'ing left, right, and centre. Best thing is, his wife is also a conservative.
They really are. I've never seen such outright hate and disgusting, abhorrent behavior. I know they're awful but wow, I'm honestly shocked at the levels they stoop to.
We will! Aw, that's so nice, I'm glad you've found some pedes in the wild :) I wish I knew some local pedes tbh, too many libs in new England haha.
Apparently some photographer was walking by and taking pictures when they all started laughing and he got this shot. He didn't hear the joke but reached out to everyone pictured individually and not a single one would tell him what was said and it has remained a mystery ever since.
Nice. What are they called? Thanks for the concern, though.
Am breathing easy, glad we have our own chance to MAGA shortly on 10/17, but that refers to "Make Ardern Go Away", she is our Prime Minister.
Our Leader of the Opposition is a former tax minister and tax lawyer (Owned own practice). Ardern said that tax cuts are irresponsible (I beg to differ!). Imagine saying that to someone whose speciality is tax. Ardern got roasted in the debates, and it was fun to watch. And yes, the media hate our Opposition Leader as much as they do the President. But she knows how to handle them 😉
Nice, thanks for that. I see Michael Moore is being his usual ghoulish self. Memo to Mike: Karma's a bitch.
See our local rag is saying the President is having trouble breathing, according to a WH "insider". Sorry, but I don't believe anonymous sources for anything. They're running this as a live story, fools.
I didn't get this feeling from it at all tbh. It's normal to have highly controlled communication when his health is obviously a huge national security issue, no?
If he starts to feel bad, they wouldn't tell us anyway. Presidents have a long history of hiding medical issues so we don't appear weak to foreign enemies. For example, Grover Cleveland kept his mouth tumor secret and they even removed it on a yacht so nobody found out about the surgery.
I mean when Joe Rogan is the hottest guy on the scene along with cuck sellouts like Burr and Chappelle, and when Brendan fucking Schaub exists at all on the scene, it's uh, not hard.
Remember when he walked away from millions and millions of dollars and went to Africa instead because he didn't like the influence Comedy Central was trying to exert over the Chappelle Show?
We used to buy our bio weapons from China. Very unreliable. Half the time they didn’t work. The other half, they gave people the sniffles. I’m bringing back bioweapon manufacturing to America.
I think he would have voted Biden because he just old school Hollywood, he probably wouldn’t have followed politics close enough to see the democrats had completely changed
i remember reading "better than sex" and it's basically all about just how corrupt the clintons were. I'm willing to bet they might have had a hand in his death. Maybe it wasn't actually about football season being over...
I remember reading that communists hate laughter because laughter can’t be controlled and is often caused by things that wouldn’t be “approved by the state”
I would love to hang out and party with President Trump. He is a man's and a total chad, and just a regular guy who made it bigly. I am proud he is the President of the United States of America.
President Trump.
Open Mike.
McEnany Boom Boom Room.
What a crowd! What a crowd!
I wasn't feeling great, but I got better.
Got a "Cease and Desist" letter.
Some New York lawyer.
Nickie Popanese.
Never heard of him.
Say's he's Dr. Vinnie Boombatz nephew.
Never heard of him either.
Boombatz say's he's Rodney Dangerfield's doctor.
Dangerfield I heard of.
Claims I stole his shtik.
Red tie.
Dark suit.
Lame jokes.
Says he'll sue if I don't stop.
CopyAfterLife Infringement!
I don't get no respect at all.
I wish we could arrange a rally outside of the hospital where we could chant, "We love you," but it's really hard to get close to the hospital due to security. You used to be able to walk right in, but not post-911.
As a Brazillian citizen, I hope Trump beats Covid. For the sake of all democracies in the world, I hope he DEMOLISHES Covid. Wonder if the docs are going to use HCQ on his case...
“Let’s get this straight: if I die in here, I want you all to promise me that I won’t vote Democrat in November. Look, this orderly is laughing. She knows what I’m talking about.”
Id like to think that he might be checking in on us, seeing the energy here.
SO THAT MEANS KEEP IT UP PEDES. HIGH ENERGY MAGA MODE. 4 MORE YEARS. FUCK YOUR FEELINGS. KICK THE KUNG FLU'S ASS MR. PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY. WE GOT YOUR BACKS.
Do you guys have taco bowls here? They are the best at Trump tower. He's going to ride this bitch like a Spartan into battle. He will refuse to show weakness.God speed Mr President! We are all here for you.
I hope they hospitalized him so he could be given convalescent serum with Covid19 Antibodies from a donor blood. It has the highest success rate for treatment. 🙏🙏
I'm wondering if President Trump's doctor ordered him to the hospital because the man will not stop working, and rest properly if he's in the White House.
"Do you guys get the Gorilla Channel here?"
"That's hilarious, Mr. President!"
"Sir ... that wasn't a joke? Can you answer my question?"
If Walter reed doesn’t have the gorilla channel, we need to storm the gates!
Can the rally tonight just be Trump shooting the shit with people from his hospital bed whilst viewing the Gorilla Channel?
I mean id tune in. Might win him the Pres.
Or even him just running commentary on msm all day. I’d put up with cnn if he was calling them out the whole time.
Can you imagine if he would just live-stream from the oval every day!?!?
That would be AMAZING lmfaooo it would be a dream come true! For 15 min a day I wanna see him do it
I bet we're in for a Twitter storm! lol!
haha!!
Hopefully he’s sharing spicy memes from thedonald.win
This one is definitely in Trumps meme reel.
https://imgur.com/rCsal1a
Oh my god I could smell it. Fuck you very much!
No hospital bed. Fully dressed and hovering six inches off the floor.
Knew I was mssin somethin
He's not in bed, ffs. He has a presidential suite @ Walter Reed.
Make it pay per view and it would fund the rest of his campaign....
If they don't have the gorilla channel, we send some gorillas outside the hospital windows and re-enact the channel in real time.
I will wear a gorilla suit if I have to! Someone meet me there.
Secret Service guy: None of the local zoos will let us borrow their gorillas so we need you loyal supporters to wear these suits.
"Will it make my President happy? Then ook, eek, baby!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love you guys
We should project the Gorilla Channel on the outside of Walter Reed.
They care for Army guys, of course they have the Gorilla channel. 🍺😁
I was so frustrated when that came out. Not because it was meant to be an insult, but because it was a lie AND I WANT THE FUCKING GORILLA CHANNEL!!!
The three funniest things about the Gorilla Channel ordeal:
That other leftists were stupid enough to fall for it
The Trump dialogue was actually funny
That leftists somehow thought the Gorilla Channel wouldn't be damn good TV
to be fair it wasn't very good TV until they edited out all the parts where the gorillas weren't fighting
I've been trying to find gorilla fights, but there is like only 2 minutes of good footage on jewtube, so how could he get a channel full??
Trump ran in 16 just go build a wall and watch the Gorilla Channel.
We need to project the Gorilla Channel onto the wall for next July 4th.
onto the wall outside Trump's hospital right now*
I could NOT AGREE MORE!
My great-grandfather was the greatest man I ever met and he fucking LOVED Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. When the time of day came and he was "watching the animals" I would rush in and sit on the floor and watch with him.
If 0bama wanted the Alabama Blacksnake Channel the media would still be circlejerking over it to this day.
Subtle. Nice, very nice 👌😁👌
Lie? C'mon man!
The way you made that Gorilla Channel callback was good.
TIL: the gorilla channel is a hilarious thing
There is no expiration date on older memes. They check out, they're still funny, and we can keep using them forever and ever.
(Meanwhile the Left is still trying to figure out how to construct their first funny meme. I don't think they have one yet.)
The Left memes all the time.- they provide the greatest meme material and just never realize it
Like Michael Moore's great Vote Trump speech of 2016?
Absolutely great example, I still watch that shit every so often.
You hit that comment very good.
"That gorilla hit that gorilla good"
Based
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🌶️🌶️🌶️👌
HA
I just read about this for the first time, and let me say that fake excerpt is damn hilarious
"Trump talked to the gorillas as if they could hear him. He also made encouraging comments to them such as "they way you hit that other gorilla was good"
Only libs would shit on the based Gorilla Channel.
It's one of the funniest things from the last four years. I laugh every time I think about it.
"What do we have for internet here?"
"Comcast, sir."
"Concast? I call them Concast. They bill you hundred and hundreds of dollars and they're slow. The customer service is terrible. They're a bunch of liars. You know what they are? I'll tell you. A disgrace."
Thank you sir. I belly laughed.
"Users way down, low ratings!"
I wish I could get away from them, but my only other option is fios and they suck even more.
Everybody agrees
I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.
Even the liberals can get behind this
I had a buddy that used to work there and he told me before that his supervisors told them flat-out to fuck with and frustrare people if they threatened to cancel service.
Lol I’m so confused I don’t know why anyone even bothers calling to cancel anymore, I just change my credit card number whenever I want to cancel shit and it’s not as easy as clicking “cancel”
I used to do that with cellphone numbers...lol...I'd have someone bothering me and have it changed...I couldn't tell you exactly how many times it was...but it was more than 4...lmao
Thanks Mr Pres
This is such a relief.
Right. Between this and the video I feel much more reassured. 🙏
So do I. Would love to know what jokes were said - could do with a laugh, to be honest.
I feel you bro.
The left really are ghouls: Seeing what I saw on Twitter. Imagine what prospective employers will think. My family has a serious case of TDS, but they did not go this far (no Twitter for them).
We'll get there 🙂 Found another pede at work, and have scheduled an election barbecue - going to be MAGA'ing left, right, and centre. Best thing is, his wife is also a conservative.
So, chin up, and this will be over in no time. 🙂
They really are. I've never seen such outright hate and disgusting, abhorrent behavior. I know they're awful but wow, I'm honestly shocked at the levels they stoop to.
We will! Aw, that's so nice, I'm glad you've found some pedes in the wild :) I wish I knew some local pedes tbh, too many libs in new England haha.
It will be over in no time! Gotta be positive. 😀
I love this picture of Reagan 'n friends laughing. https://i.imgur.com/yaju3xy.jpg
Apparently some photographer was walking by and taking pictures when they all started laughing and he got this shot. He didn't hear the joke but reached out to everyone pictured individually and not a single one would tell him what was said and it has remained a mystery ever since.
This is a cool picture. A lot of meme potential too. Thanks for sharing!
Nice. What are they called? Thanks for the concern, though.
Am breathing easy, glad we have our own chance to MAGA shortly on 10/17, but that refers to "Make Ardern Go Away", she is our Prime Minister.
Our Leader of the Opposition is a former tax minister and tax lawyer (Owned own practice). Ardern said that tax cuts are irresponsible (I beg to differ!). Imagine saying that to someone whose speciality is tax. Ardern got roasted in the debates, and it was fun to watch. And yes, the media hate our Opposition Leader as much as they do the President. But she knows how to handle them 😉
Nice, thanks for that. I see Michael Moore is being his usual ghoulish self. Memo to Mike: Karma's a bitch.
See our local rag is saying the President is having trouble breathing, according to a WH "insider". Sorry, but I don't believe anonymous sources for anything. They're running this as a live story, fools.
Hostage video wtf
I don't see how this would be the case. Secret service, military personnel, his chief of staff.
I didn't get this feeling from it at all tbh. It's normal to have highly controlled communication when his health is obviously a huge national security issue, no?
Well I wouldn’t be surprised if they were limiting his communication, having a fever and all
lol bruh
I wouldn't expect anything less from the greatest world leader in our lifetime
Statistics are in his favor, and he’s probably receiving impeccable care at the hospital. He’ll be alright.
If he starts to feel bad, they wouldn't tell us anyway. Presidents have a long history of hiding medical issues so we don't appear weak to foreign enemies. For example, Grover Cleveland kept his mouth tumor secret and they even removed it on a yacht so nobody found out about the surgery.
His rallies are basically 90 minutes of stand up comedy
I haven't seen anyone as funny as Trump since John Cleese in his Monty Python, Fawlty Towers days
He was great! Was
was just talking about Fawlty Towers with my family tonight. Great show!
I mean when Joe Rogan is the hottest guy on the scene along with cuck sellouts like Burr and Chappelle, and when Brendan fucking Schaub exists at all on the scene, it's uh, not hard.
Trump is funnier by leaps and bounds.
amy shoomer..
Looks correct to me.
I fucking hate Bert K and Tom Segura. They are both fake hipster faggot trash
I'm sorry but calling Chappelle a sell out is really funny.
Why?
Remember when he walked away from millions and millions of dollars and went to Africa instead because he didn't like the influence Comedy Central was trying to exert over the Chappelle Show?
He quit his show when he was on top of the world instead of selling out 🤡
Well I wasn't talking about that. Sell out once and you're a sellout in my eyes.
Anthony Jeselnik i believe is still pretty good.
Dan Cummins as well, but I haven't hear anything from him in a few years.
He's mostly terrible but his bit about his last fight got some chuckles out of me.
Yep , comedy gold can’t wait for the post covid gig
Exactly. Long live GEOTUS
He’s a very stereotypical dad joker.
What I mean is, it’s dad joke humor, mixed with sarcasm and he thinks he’s the most hilarious person ever (like most of our dads)
He thinks his jokes will land every time and if they don’t, fuck it he laughed so he still wins.
The bonus is he actually pretty funny.
“This bio weapon is so ineffective, it’s no wonder it was manufactured in Chyna” -DJT
Ya, it's almost been a full year... there's no way it still works.
We used to buy our bio weapons from China. Very unreliable. Half the time they didn’t work. The other half, they gave people the sniffles. I’m bringing back bioweapon manufacturing to America.
Kek.
Ok that one actually made me laugh out loud.
laughter is the best medicine.
Unless you’re a liberal.
We, unlike them, can laugh at ourselves. So that's a double dose right there.
And then they give us so much to laugh at that the dosage just keeps on increasing.
We have the best medicine, don't we folks?
I think he would have voted Biden because he just old school Hollywood, he probably wouldn’t have followed politics close enough to see the democrats had completely changed
I personally wonder what Hunter S. Thompson would have to say about Trump. I think he'd love him.
i remember reading "better than sex" and it's basically all about just how corrupt the clintons were. I'm willing to bet they might have had a hand in his death. Maybe it wasn't actually about football season being over...
Because liberals only laugh sarcastically.
I remember reading that communists hate laughter because laughter can’t be controlled and is often caused by things that wouldn’t be “approved by the state”
Unless you have something serious.
Good thing it’s just the corona virus!
Yeah.
Joking is a sign, thanks shill
I would love to hang out and party with President Trump. He is a man's and a total chad, and just a regular guy who made it bigly. I am proud he is the President of the United States of America.
He's the most interesting man in my lifetime
Pretty undeniable that he's one of the most successful men in the history of the world. Winning the presidency is a big cherry on top.
100% brother 🙏🏻
Yep, best potus in my life time
Product of Queens, NY baby!
And Papa Trump.
i'd be fanboying so bad i'd just seize up
He doesn’t drink, never has, yet I think he would still be the funnest most interesting guy at any party.
Imagine the lucky son of a bitch that is in the room next door. Them two bitching about the hospital jello could be it's own show.
Must hurt self... must hurt self...
I'll give you 20 bucks to break my leg and send me to Walter Reed... RIGHT NOW!
President Trump tells jokes at Walter Reed...
Trump: "Hey, Doc. Did you hear the one about how I grabbed America by the pussy?"
Doctor Boombatz: "No, Mr President."
Trump: "I grabbed America by the pussy. America said. "A little more to the right."
(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)
A shitpost by any other username
Would not smell ass stink.
(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)
I just watched Back to School today. Weird.
https://youtu.be/If_oCB_AJWA (1 min / 37 sec)
Omg that is tremendous. How have I not seen that before?!?
President Trump.
Open Mike.
McEnany Boom Boom Room.
What a crowd! What a crowd!
I wasn't feeling great, but I got better.
Got a "Cease and Desist" letter.
Some New York lawyer.
Nickie Popanese.
Never heard of him.
Say's he's Dr. Vinnie Boombatz nephew.
Never heard of him either.
Boombatz say's he's Rodney Dangerfield's doctor.
Dangerfield I heard of.
Claims I stole his shtik.
Red tie.
Dark suit.
Lame jokes. Says he'll sue if I don't stop.
CopyAfterLife Infringement!
I don't get no respect at all.
https://youtu.be/phaiB-YjOhQ ( 1 min / 45 sec)
(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)
Dude, the editing/face swap there is fantastic. Looks real.
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FLU FIGHTING
I wish we could arrange a rally outside of the hospital where we could chant, "We love you," but it's really hard to get close to the hospital due to security. You used to be able to walk right in, but not post-911.
People are already planning one
Seriously? I live nearby...keep me posted, please!
Where?
Lol yeah right. Like anyone’s going to let you raid with them anymore.
At least he has chicken
outside the hospital
Bobby boucher when mama was in the hospital style?
At Walter reed
There does seem to be a small group of people outside, two are holding a trump flag and more walked up to them.
Maybe we could all go outside and just be there show of support eyes on you style
As a Brazillian citizen, I hope Trump beats Covid. For the sake of all democracies in the world, I hope he DEMOLISHES Covid. Wonder if the docs are going to use HCQ on his case...
He was already using HCQ as a prophylactic
Well, he said that months ago...my guess is he hasn't been taking HCQ for months on end...
They're giving him an experimental treatment called Regeneron, interesting! And thanks for the good wishes.
Don’t want him getting anything from potential deep state people. I’m not good with this
I think your guy, Balsonaro, beat his case, right?
I like how you misspelled Bolsonaro. Now it sounds like BALLSONARO. And yes, he did beat Covid like the cops spank Antifa
Already leaking
NPR "Trump experiencing mild symptoms of Covid-19, goes to Walter Reed anyway where he could expose troops he called "Losers" to the virus"
Trump is daddy to so many people
God Bless the pedes standing out front of the hospital holding the Trump 2020 flag live on Tucker🤜🏻
I know I love it! Good young patriots.
Moloch
Until Trump sends out a tweet at 10:30pm!
Anyone else thinking Walter Reed, open window, MAGA rally?
Maybe the autists can get a map is it doable haha i mean I wouldnt not be for it
It would be great, but I don't think you can block a hospital like that if it's too many people.
“Let’s get this straight: if I die in here, I want you all to promise me that I won’t vote Democrat in November. Look, this orderly is laughing. She knows what I’m talking about.”
Id like to think that he might be checking in on us, seeing the energy here.
SO THAT MEANS KEEP IT UP PEDES. HIGH ENERGY MAGA MODE. 4 MORE YEARS. FUCK YOUR FEELINGS. KICK THE KUNG FLU'S ASS MR. PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY. WE GOT YOUR BACKS.
Do you guys have taco bowls here? They are the best at Trump tower. He's going to ride this bitch like a Spartan into battle. He will refuse to show weakness.God speed Mr President! We are all here for you.
He's probably cracking jokes because he knows the media will just suddenly change from it's nasty tone to concern
trollingovernight.Yesterday: Mr. Orange Man, do you regret being Hitler's reincarnation?
Today: Is the Orange Man feeling ok? Thoughts and prayers to him & his family.
Nah, Acosta was bitching about Trump not taking questions when he went to Walter Reed
Laughter is the best medicine.
It's funny, that's what happened to me when I dislocated my kneecap a couple of months ago. I'm glad to see he has a positive attitude!
I don’t believe in “sources.” “Sources” said that about Ruth for over two years.
Sources said Ruth was cracking jokes? Really? How did anyone fall for that? Woman is not a comedian.
CNN (probably): Is Trump endangering lives in being too positive?
Trump is now more Chinese than Pocahontas is Indian technically
DRUMPF THINKS THE BIG RONA IS A JOKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Exposure to fake and gay Covid is the next step for him in achieving his final form
Meanwhile Biden is the Joke.
I hope they hospitalized him so he could be given convalescent serum with Covid19 Antibodies from a donor blood. It has the highest success rate for treatment. 🙏🙏
Didn't Reagan do the same in the ER after being shot? That's my prez.
Yeah. He told the doctors, "I hope you're all Republicans."
One of them replied, "we're all Republicans today, Mr. President."
My mind just flashed back as I read this...
I was watching when Reagan was shot... they said he was cracking jokes as he walked into the hospital... with a bullet in him...
Holy shit, libtards will be on suicide watch when not even their beloved covid can stop GEOTUS.
Trump: "Knock, Knock"
Doctor: "Who's there?"
Trump: "Interrupting Singing Patriot!"
Doctor: "Interrupti--"
Trump: https://youtu.be/1vx3_2ks5qQ
I posted this too and for a second was so excited to see a sticky hahaha. Someday...
This makes me happy
I wish I got to hang out with that guy. I feel like he has the best sense of humor. We have the best senses of humor, don't we folks?
Hopefully this will tide you over: https://archive.is/kq4kq
I'm wondering if President Trump's doctor ordered him to the hospital because the man will not stop working, and rest properly if he's in the White House.
"How many democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"Two, one to screw it in and the other to impeach you over it"
How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to ask a black man for help, and another to pick his pockets as he does the work.
Trump: "Hey Doc, Why'd the golden hair rooster cross the road?"
Dr. Boombatz: "I don't know Mr. President."
Trump: "Because the boiled head of a cow was on the other side."
(Nobody in the room cracks a smile. The psychologist gets a worried look on his face.)
Trump: "What a tough crowd. Kim Jong-Un loved it when Sarah told that joke."
(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)
Gov Stitt from OK had Kung Flu and afterwards gave Convalescent plasma. Need to get a reliable donor like him for Trump!
😂😂
That's our GEOTUS!
Seth Rich cracked jokes with everybody after being shot. Survived for 12 hours then went to a DC hospital.
Then, oopsie!
Yep, this is their chance.