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bellcurvestrikesback 99 points ago +100 / -1

Put this up on nextdoor

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DemsFuckKids [S] 70 points ago +70 / -0

Done

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bellcurvestrikesback 57 points ago +57 / -0

Keep us posted if u find her. If u really want to get her u could hand it off to hacker4chan but then you'd inadvertently get doxxed yourself too

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SpezIsANazisCumRag 7 points ago +8 / -1

Why have you not posted the video?

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DemsFuckKids [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is good enough. We know everyone in the neighborhood that walks by. This is some vagrant draggin a suit case down the street like some call girl or something

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OGTD1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuck Nextdoor. Bunch of Karen’s and SJWs on that site and it’s run by the same evil weaklings in sillycone valley to control people. I got booted for laughing at people for trusting the city with their tax dollars.

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Arwyn3x 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, they popped up here about a year ago, just in time to pretend to offer a fence to talk over, a free exchange of ideas.

But really all they wanted to do was get into a position to piss ROUNDUP on the merest sprout of an idea that might draw our neighbors together and inadvertently uncover truth.

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MisterClean 23 points ago +23 / -0

You can instantly tell

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AsscreamKing1 58 points ago +58 / -0

FYI, if you can, always hide your camera's down low so as to get a realy clear face shot of the perps. this shot is ok, but you will see a huge difference in a lower angle.

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Surfsup 48 points ago +49 / -1

Obviously a local. Give that photo to the police.

BTW, how do.you post a new message here?

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KuzoKevin 40 points ago +40 / -0

Maybe not. There's a suitcase next to the garbage cans.

That's the most 4Chan thing I've done in my life.

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Shwoogin 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hmmm she a hobo? Maybe on the way to catch a bus to the airport?

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VoterIDMatters 12 points ago +12 / -0

Personally I think she’s probably a dildo salesxir

Door2Door Dicks™️

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highenergywinning 16 points ago +16 / -0

Create A post

Large Red Button upper right

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NvCrone 7 points ago +7 / -0

Desktop looks like the menu thing, 3 horizontal lines, upper right, click that to go to the create a post page.

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

BTW, how do.you post a new message here?

Desktop - button on the sidebar.

Mobile - far right (sorry) in red part of toolbar... 3 lines will display sidebar...

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CentipedeDemon 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're asking how to create a post? Click the gear.

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Jakefoy92 42 points ago +42 / -0

looks the part, call the cops, pursue this, show them what happens when the blue lives that matter come and ruin their little harry potter larp

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DemsFuckKids [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Exactly

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NotTimPool 25 points ago +25 / -0

If I caught her, I'd like to beat her, but then I'd worry about catching Hep A/B/C or god knows what else. What does one do in this situation?

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alfredbester 26 points ago +26 / -0

Foaming wasp spray

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wompwomp 8 points ago +8 / -0

This

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polish_snausage 16 points ago +16 / -0

Get a gun

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DemsFuckKids [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

This is Texas. We all have guns

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bill_in_texas 16 points ago +16 / -0

Can confirm.

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alfredbester 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's true.

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Trumpman1 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ditto

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wompwomp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep

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BeanieBeanTX 6 points ago +6 / -0

Confirmed

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MrSir 15 points ago +15 / -0

But what about your backup gun? Or your door gun? Or your "taint"ed .22, or your swing out stair cannon?

Have you even lubed your roaming speargun this week? Have you sharpened your sock knife?

Why arent your credit cards honed to razors yet!?!?!

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Raindrops1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tally-ho!

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OGTD1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sure you wear short shorts, have tendies and keep one in the zap holster.

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Drinkup4 13 points ago +13 / -0

That is when you need a paintball gun. She would run off crying and never come back.

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DemsFuckKids [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Man this shit happened right after I left for work in the morning. My fiancée has been parking in the garage. And I bet this bitch thought no one was home.

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Conserve1982 15 points ago +15 / -0

Freeze the paintballs first.

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NotADocileLady 12 points ago +12 / -0

First, your fucking name is on point. Well done!

Second, please file a police report. Its a felony to tamper with election signs. She might be wanted for something else.

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7.62swinebuster 12 points ago +12 / -0

Crack is wack. Tweeker chick

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DemsFuckKids [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

I know the tweeter house on the block

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JuicyfearsMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yup and next time, let her know a little bit about castle doctrine and the 2nd

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Smug_zebra 3 points ago +3 / -0

That woman is a man.

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corezone 8 points ago +9 / -1

Cunt

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Patriot4ever2020plus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Put IT down next time.

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TheRedPlanet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Punch her in the face Johnny, punch her in the fucking face! Walmart 2014

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Brownwaterboys 6 points ago +6 / -0

might be a crackhead

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Martin_USA 6 points ago +6 / -0

She (it's some sort of she, I think) should have her skull bashed in with a baseball bat.

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Shoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

ANA KASPARIAN WE CAUGHT YOU!!!

;)

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magabirdlady 6 points ago +6 / -0

Was it a Trumpkin?

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought maybe it had Trump carved in it and why she took it.

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alfredbester 4 points ago +4 / -0

that too

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kornesque 5 points ago +5 / -0

She was pissed you modeled your pumpkin after her head. Kinda understandable.

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DemsFuckKids [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ol’ pumpkin head lookin head havin LOL

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LugNuts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just out jogging, nothing to see here.

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Dooley127 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make her famous!

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Buff_cousin_Elroy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn look at the five-head on that bitch

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Lol_Garrus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone else immediately come to the "meth head" conclusion?

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Jermzdee 5 points ago +5 / -0

That figure, weight and hair says drugs..

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redinmn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Print out a bunch of copies and just post them with a headline of this person is smashing kids pumpkins. That will get people to be on the lookout for her.

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Jabron661 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lets see here...

Skinny arms, no boobs, no curves, stupid lazy hair-do, cheap badly fitting clothes,

The classic psycho crazy cat lady, probably has no man, and her life revolves around boxed wine, the cheap kind.

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MisterClean 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump sign lives matter

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hivekicker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Starting to think that women who don't have kids turn into demons.

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Bat_Soup_Snob 2 points ago +2 / -0

She looks super sane.

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milktoastfencesitter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her punishment should be to resod your front lawn with shade-tolerant grass.

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Michael032817 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need mace spray traps on our signs. Also shotgun shell trip wires with no lead inside. Maybe red powder. Give them a good fucking scare.

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KAGcrew 2 points ago +2 / -0

Def transient meth head. You can see the roller suitcase on the sidewalk.

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Mark0alag0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Libfuck man-bun. That’s a man baby!!

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Kaizen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hope she gets caught pede.

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NPC1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine the SMELL

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Illah88zillah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has a hairline like Al fucking Bundy, 😂🤣😝

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Silentson- 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nasty woman

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Raindrops1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d be angry too if half my face was nothing but a greasy strip of pockmarked forehead skin. Meth- not even once.

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

Report this to your local police.

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AdeptTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate these cunts.

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WaxMyBallsChick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ana?

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Skank with a man-bun and Leftist Entitlement. (That may be a sexually-confused guy.)

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Peashout 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't do drugs kids.

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MidwestNorsk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Land mines.