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FarmerJohnBacon 92 points ago +93 / -1

Silver Back ?

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based_trekkie 60 points ago +61 / -1

Silver Back Alpha!

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IncredibleMrE1 36 points ago +37 / -1

The way you hit that other gorilla was good!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 32 points ago +32 / -0

All jokes aside, the gorilla channel really is a great idea, just like all of GEOTUTS’s ideas

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WhitePowerRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

ngl I didn't know about this and just looked it up and I'm cracking the fuck up.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahahahah true yeah man it’s trip epic. Fucking legendary lmaooo but facts it shows off our president’s humor!!!!!

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FarmerJohnBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

A good laugh is good for the soul !

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xmetalgod 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would get better ratings than cnn I imagine.

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blacktankguy 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wonder if Trump thinks the Big Mike hoax is as funny as I do?

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +12 / -0

As long as you dont mention it publically as Joan Rivers found out.

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WonkoTheSane 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then it becomes not funny at all.

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ObamasLooseButthole 11 points ago +11 / -0

RIP Joan Rivers :(

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nukiebear 5 points ago +5 / -0

... hoax?

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blacktankguy 1 point ago +3 / -2

Hoax as in ‘she’s actually a he’

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ChelseaHubbell 9 points ago +10 / -1

The way you hit that pedo Joerilla was good!

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Marshall 2 points ago +2 / -0

I once heard that ALL publicity is GOOD publicity. Thousands of new .win watchers?

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BrickBurgundy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let them. Those impotent shitweasels can't do a damn thing.

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Modus_Pwninz 82 points ago +86 / -4

I don't think he lurks here. He said he doesn't even know who proud boys are, and yet here we are, all very proud to be his boys.

o7

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ChelseaHubbell 57 points ago +59 / -2

He knows who the proud boys are lol, that's just him playing politics after they said his "stand back and stand by" was a dog whistle and the proud boys added that quote to their logo

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an_alpha_male_ 49 points ago +50 / -1

Proud Boy here, SoCal chapter, and I say it with joy and a straight spine. He knows who we are, and we know he has our backs. We want the same things for this country. Let the Lamestream media slander us, drag us through the mud, and speak for us, we can take it. What the LSM doesn’t take into account is that we’re at a turning point in history where we will soon have to fight for this country, and are we going to let it be taken over by the radical left and socialism? I think fucking not. Not on our watch. Get well soon, Mr President! We need you!

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MakeCaliRedAgain2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any chance that it’s the San Diego chapter? I just found out about it and was wondering what it’s all about. I swear the media is doing a great job for their recruitment.

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an_alpha_male_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s the San Diego chapter! If you’re close to La Mesa, come join us for an evening! We could always use a new brother and fellow patriot.

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MakeCaliRedAgain2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awesome, I’m out here in Santee. How do I go about getting in touch?

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nietslekehs 2 points ago +3 / -1

Any news those guys that copped a few years for fighting with antifa in NYC?

Those guys deserve a gofundme or whatever the noncucked equivalent is.

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +14 / -2

Fred Perry just stopped production of their black and yellow twin tip shirt because they don't want to be associated with "neo-fascists" ... somebody needs another lawsuit.

But yeah, fuck their $150 t-shirt.

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BrickBurgundy 4 points ago +5 / -1

Not to mention the bitch tits. Seriously, look up antifa mugshots, they look like something out of Lovecraft.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not anymore, they're gouging the black and yellow ones now. 32 bids on a used one that's up to $132 . Sick.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Fred-Perry-Black-and-Yellow-Twin-Tipped-Polo-Shirt-Size-Large/174456163571?hash=item289e65ccf3:g:~l0AAOSwBANfcldn&redirect=mobile

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upomit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only in the US though and the Proud Boys have chapters outside of the US.

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an_alpha_male_ 6 points ago +7 / -1

And we’re ready for it, if it comes to that. We don’t want violence, but we will defend OURSELVES and our COUNTRY, and our PRESIDENT. We are well armed, well trained, and will stand by as requested. I pray you have us in your thoughts come November. Not going to lie, it is frightening knowing that the fight is nearly on our doorstep, and it’s hard to imagine the kind of fight we’ll have against them, but one thing we do not want is blood on the streets... but if it comes to that, it is a fight they will wish they never picked.

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Marshall 4 points ago +4 / -0

I focused on the STAND BY part of the comment. I am not a PROUD BOY because I couldn't pass the physical. But I share their willingness to fight for our Country rather than live on our knees.

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morethanaconquerer2 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are the public face of millions of American men that still lurk in the shadows of day to day life, just waiting and planning for the worst, but hoping for the best.

Better the ballot box rather than the ammo box. They are a minority of us jumping the gun.

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BranchCovidian 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate to say it, but DJT condemning the Proud Boys was a weak move. However, he might have already had some COVID weakness when he did it, which makes it forgivable.

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NormaJeanRocks -1 points ago +4 / -5

He condemned them, I really dont think he would do that if he knew who they are and what they're even about.

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thewashambro 11 points ago +13 / -2

He condemned them

No he didn't. He condemned Neo Nazis, Proud boys aren't them.

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

He did on Hannity last night. It was all over on here, I actually joined them just before lol. He doesn't know

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bellcurvestrikesback 1 point ago +3 / -2

Rewatch, he did, though he tempered his condemnation by saying "I dont know much about them"

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nietslekehs 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was the most sarcastic condemnation possible without imitating a 16 year old girl.

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JollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has no idea who or what they are. If he did he wouldn't have said that imo

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IncredibleMrE1 13 points ago +13 / -0

lol he said the same thing about the "Q Anon." He knows who they are, that's just what he says when he is playing politics.

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Modus_Pwninz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is it that far fetched to think that he really doesn't?

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ChelseaHubbell 15 points ago +16 / -1

I would entertain the idea that he doesn't know who the PBs are but not Q anon. They're all over his rally's with Q gear and signs. He had to have asked someone "wtf is with the Q?"

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EagleI 6 points ago +6 / -0

There was an official video where the words white house disappeared one by one and for a second a q was left behind. Bullshit or real,, either way, he knows.

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bellcurvestrikesback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont forget melania's christmas tree ornaments

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EagleI 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happened there?

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bellcurvestrikesback 0 points ago +1 / -1

https://youtu.be/pgAAdNaL4oM

Timestamp 0:29. Tell me what you see.

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sesquipedalienator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Usually I would agree, but for some reason, I think this time I would be wrong. I think he does lurk here.

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Sealith 15 points ago +15 / -0

Some memes will never die

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pray_for_kekistan 44 points ago +44 / -0

“To appease Trump, White House staff compiled a number of gorilla documentaries into a makeshift gorilla channel, broadcast into Trump’s bedroom from a hastily-constructed transmission tower on the South Lawn,” read the fake excerpt, tweeted by a user whose official handle is @pixelatedboat. “However, Trump was unhappy with the channel they had created, moaning that it was ‘boring’ because ‘the gorillas aren’t fighting.’”

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

"the way you hit that other gorilla was good!"

-GEOTUS

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GnuYow 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of the funniest parts of this entire timeline.

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ReligionOfPoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why can't this be real though

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PensivePatriot 31 points ago +31 / -0

I’ve been asking for almost 4 years now: where is the gorilla channel and how do I watch it

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 25 points ago +25 / -0

It’s top secret stuff. Sorry!

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PensivePatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

no pls I need this

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 25 points ago +25 / -0

Fine. I can give you a little info.

The gorilla channel is a top secret channel reserved for presidents of the United States.

Before it was the Gorilla Channel it was the Gorilla Radio.

Before Gorilla Radio, it was the Gorilla Play. Little fun fact, the play you’ve been told Abraham Lincoln watched at his assassination was fake. It was the Gorilla Play all along.

Before that was the Gorilla Opera, drafted in secret by the founding fathers of the United States.

All presidents since the founding of our great nation have watched the Gorilla Channel regularly, with the exception of Barack Obama, who demanded why his wife was having sex with a gorilla. The Secret Service answered to him: Sir, there is no pegging community in gorilla tribes.

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PensivePatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is the secret history of the United States

Kickstart the Harambe Project with me, we will take back this country.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 6 points ago +6 / -0

That movement was started a few years ago. It was just branded as “Make America Great Again”

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gorilla Radio

Oh yeah, Rage Against the Machine sang a song about that. Before they became Rage In Support of the Machine.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 1 point ago +1 / -0

They accidentally tuned into Gorilla Radio, the government could strike them at any moment. That’s why they support the machine now.

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Donker 28 points ago +28 / -0

Trump is the gorilla channel

🦍 24/7 pure primal alpha energy 🦍

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 23 points ago +23 / -0

I had forgotten about the Gorilla Channel. How can you forget about the Gorilla Channel?????

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ll never forget you.

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

That way the other gorilla beats you is good.

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WhyWhyWhyWhyWhy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I promise that I'll never forget about you again.

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Gwoz8881 17 points ago +17 / -0

The way you hit him is good

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Wypepo 15 points ago +15 / -0

MY PRESIDENT

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Rockribbed1 13 points ago +13 / -0

I love the gorilla channel. Especially Harambe news hour

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Cuz99 13 points ago +13 / -0

Honestly it might be good for him to be able to actually relax for a few days and not travel constantly.

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ChelseaHubbell 7 points ago +8 / -1

Perfect time for him to do Joe Rogan

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FormerLibTears 12 points ago +12 / -0

❤️❤️❤️❤️

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sesquipedalienator 12 points ago +12 / -0

We love you Mr. President. We know all you hear is hatred, but they do not speak for US. We know the great work you are doing to save this country, alongside men and women of service. Get better soon!

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Nancypelosisoldliver 11 points ago +12 / -1

I missed the gorilla joke someone do a pede a solid and fill me in

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pray_for_kekistan 13 points ago +13 / -0

check the "context" button next to OPs name

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Hunterscrackbaby 9 points ago +9 / -0

WOAH!!!

That is such a cool feature!!

Seriously, you guys are the best mods

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p8riot 6 points ago +6 / -0

How do we add this to posts?

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago +6 / -1

Nice, never even knew that was there. It helps new supporters catch up on the memes. I remember my first time on t_d I was so confused with all the "buy pepe!!" comments, then I figured out y'all a bunch of jokesters like me and I fit right in

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TrumpTrain_MAGA2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

I like the way you hit that other gorilla...

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SBOJ_JOBS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Two scoops, two gorillas, two terms!

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Juicebusters 6 points ago +6 / -0

He really needs to tweet something about watching a Gorilla Channel at some point in his virus beatdown days.

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 6 points ago +6 / -0

That pic seems so old and yet its less than 4 years old. COVID has fucked up my perception of time.

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Raindrops1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

We love you, pray for you, and will come the moment you call for us.

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gorillachannel 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haters will say this channel isn't real.

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The_1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ve wondered if he ever happens to casually stroll through here. If so:

  1. You and FLOTUS get well soon
  2. Thank you
  3. Let us know <when it’s time>
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FarmerJohnBacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pray For Our President !

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jayrod21 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m still annoyed that the gorilla channel isn’t real.

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NobodyLikesSplatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too!

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Someonewhosaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have you watched any of the impeachment committee proceedings. Almost as good

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MajorClark 4 points ago +4 / -0

When President Trump told Joe he wasn't smart and graduated 78th in his class of 83. LOL ha ha ha I'm still laughing about that. Good one sir.

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crimsonfancy 4 points ago +4 / -0

/dicks out for Harambe.
Prayers out for GEOTUS. We're here to shake it and win.

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Comanche_Moon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rest, and get well soon. If there's anything any of us can do, let us know. We can up the donations or those of us who are local, can show up with banners you can see out of your window. We can harass the RINOs with emails to make sure your SC pick, ACB, goes through just like you planned. Please send us some tweets now and then and let us know how you are doing. We love you.

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PillarOfWisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Call your cable provider to get the Gorilla Channel in your area. Same for OANN.

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ArticleISection10 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crack a Diet Coke and binge out big guy, you deserve it

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

... and have a burger.

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OkieRedPiller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Send us a selfie please

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bouki 3 points ago +3 / -0

I so wish I had the gorilla channel...

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Indianapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please be true!

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StarGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Powerful gorilla butts.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dicks out for the gorilla channel!

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Willholbert09 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stay Strong Mr. President!! You, and Melania, are both in all of our prayers. You have truly exposed the Democrats and RINOs for the traitors they are, and America can only hope that after you win the election and finish your second term that a worthy American successor follows in your footsteps!

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SJRebels 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8

If anyone can get this to him, please do.

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OnlyWinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe he can play some CS go with the boys here, that would be something.

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corneredbeast 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know damn well he doesn't watch CNN

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Trumped 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing but the hits!