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PensivePatriot 31 points ago +31 / -0

I’ve been asking for almost 4 years now: where is the gorilla channel and how do I watch it

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 25 points ago +25 / -0

It’s top secret stuff. Sorry!

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PensivePatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

no pls I need this

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 25 points ago +25 / -0

Fine. I can give you a little info.

The gorilla channel is a top secret channel reserved for presidents of the United States.

Before it was the Gorilla Channel it was the Gorilla Radio.

Before Gorilla Radio, it was the Gorilla Play. Little fun fact, the play you’ve been told Abraham Lincoln watched at his assassination was fake. It was the Gorilla Play all along.

Before that was the Gorilla Opera, drafted in secret by the founding fathers of the United States.

All presidents since the founding of our great nation have watched the Gorilla Channel regularly, with the exception of Barack Obama, who demanded why his wife was having sex with a gorilla. The Secret Service answered to him: Sir, there is no pegging community in gorilla tribes.

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PensivePatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is the secret history of the United States

Kickstart the Harambe Project with me, we will take back this country.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gorilla Radio

Oh yeah, Rage Against the Machine sang a song about that. Before they became Rage In Support of the Machine.

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