The gorilla channel is a top secret channel reserved for presidents of the United States.
Before it was the Gorilla Channel it was the Gorilla Radio.
Before Gorilla Radio, it was the Gorilla Play. Little fun fact, the play you’ve been told Abraham Lincoln watched at his assassination was fake. It was the Gorilla Play all along.
Before that was the Gorilla Opera, drafted in secret by the founding fathers of the United States.
All presidents since the founding of our great nation have watched the Gorilla Channel regularly, with the exception of Barack Obama, who demanded why his wife was having sex with a gorilla. The Secret Service answered to him: Sir, there is no pegging community in gorilla tribes.
It’s top secret stuff. Sorry!
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The gorilla channel is a top secret channel reserved for presidents of the United States.
Before it was the Gorilla Channel it was the Gorilla Radio.
Before Gorilla Radio, it was the Gorilla Play. Little fun fact, the play you’ve been told Abraham Lincoln watched at his assassination was fake. It was the Gorilla Play all along.
Before that was the Gorilla Opera, drafted in secret by the founding fathers of the United States.
All presidents since the founding of our great nation have watched the Gorilla Channel regularly, with the exception of Barack Obama, who demanded why his wife was having sex with a gorilla. The Secret Service answered to him: Sir, there is no pegging community in gorilla tribes.
This is the secret history of the United States
Kickstart the Harambe Project with me, we will take back this country.
That movement was started a few years ago. It was just branded as “Make America Great Again”
Oh yeah, Rage Against the Machine sang a song about that. Before they became Rage In Support of the Machine.
They accidentally tuned into Gorilla Radio, the government could strike them at any moment. That’s why they support the machine now.