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McFatty7 103 points ago +105 / -2

He's probably laughing now because he knows the media will just suddenly change from yesterday's nasty tone, to today's concern trolling overnight.

  • Yesterday: "Mr. Orange Man, do you regret being Hitler's reincarnation?"

  • Today: "Is President Trump feeling ok? Thoughts and prayers to him & his family."

Liberals feed off the hate that Fake News spews.

Without the daily hate, Liberals will go into withdrawal.

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fluffykitten 46 points ago +49 / -3

they wouldn't go to withdrawal, they would just go back to hating minorities while saying how they deserve better

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Futuramawe 24 points ago +24 / -0

They actually hate themselves for being affluent without any worth. So naturally, they will find someone else with worth, project their feelings of worthlessness onto that person, and then try and destroy their own effigy in the hopes it will bring them worth. But it never does.

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wernerziegler 9 points ago +9 / -0

When Bryan Cranston contracted coof, he was frustrated because he had followed all the guidelines from masks to hand sanitizing, yet he still contracted the virus. It's a virus that's extremely easy to contract regardless of precautions taken.

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jimzumaca 6 points ago +6 / -0

Which was the excuse for lockdowns. But since over 99% aren’t severely affected, what are we afraid of again?

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terriblemajesty 8 points ago +8 / -0

That depends on what type of mask you are wearing. A P100 respirator minimum will protect you. A military grade biohazard chemical nuclear mask is even better. Masks DO work for specific uses. You can’t tell me when someone uses spray paint and they wear a mask DESIGNED for spray painting that it doesn’t work. But not all masks are created equal. A surgical mask will NOT protect you from spray paint. So yes masks do work depending on the situation. I am a medical worker and if I never wore a mask I would be calling in sick more often than not.

TL DR COVID requires a P100 respirator mask to give you actual protection not these flimsy surgical masks. Those will only help contain the particulates from spreading in the air. Meaning protect others from you but not you from others.

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sun_wolf 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Protect others from you but not you from others” sounds like a mental illness to me.

I think it is absolute madness that children are being taught this principle.

Everyone should just protect themselves to whatever degree they feel comfortable. That is the free market solution. The control freak communist liberal response is that everyone is responsible for each other’s safety. A total philosophical inversion of reality, and a fantastic brainwash on their followers. The masks are a symbol of compliance to their agenda. A symbolic muzzle. None of what they are doing makes any sense for a virus with a 99.97% survival rate. But these are the climate change hysterics. They just flipped over and became coronaphobes. Same irritating personality, same smug conformity, same virtue signalling, and same solution: communism, shut down of energy sector and economy. And then people say Trump is wrong to call it a ChineseHoax. Hmm. BuT wHy WoUlD cHiNa wAnT tO tArGeT oUr EnErGy sEcToR aNd eCoNomY?

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terriblemajesty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe only those who are sick should be wearing masks and be quarantined, but since I am a germaphobe and a careful man, it’s a free country so I choose to wear a mask. Regarding caring for others, that’s a biblical principle taught by Jesus Christ. Love each other as you love yourself. The moment we dehumanize others as commies or trumptards is the moment we lose love. We are all human and are capable of changing our minds. I used to be a liberal democrat but now am more of a centrist with conservative leanings. I normally don’t respond to messages especially from those on the left but I have experienced and expect more respectful conversations here and more open mindedness.

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Randomite 15 points ago +15 / -0

And since he has some free time on his hands, he can knock out a couple more Middle East peace deals.

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Davinci 8 points ago +9 / -1

and maybe 2 more scoops of those Nobel Peace Nomimations.... nom, nom, nom!

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wernerziegler 7 points ago +7 / -0

More like, any time Joe tries to drum up fear over coof in a debate, POTUS can laugh in corn pop's face and say "Look at me Joe. I'm in my seventies, a little overweight, yet here I am, I beat covid. We know how to fight covid and you shouldn't be terrifying the American people over this thing just to try to win an election." The Dems like to play checkers, but the POTUS plays 5D chess.

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden did stop his negative ads against Trump, too.

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AbrahamLincoln 12 points ago +12 / -0

He has it today, Oct 1. 2 week quarantine. First day back, Oct 15, THE SECOND DEBATE. So after we go through rally withdrawal, his first act upon returning is to wipe the floor again with Pedo Joe.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden will cancel.

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Harambe 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm not getting Covid bladdy-bloo doobie-doo, fuck science, cmon man

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BloodElfSupporter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck yeah!

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gtrman97 7 points ago +7 / -0

I put money on the left claiming that he didn’t really have it and that he was lying about having it.

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taranchocalypse 5 points ago +5 / -0

They already did. Some of my TDS family have already shared posts about it being his “October surprise,” and how he will miraculously recover with HCQ, or HE will be the one to use it as an excuse to get out of the next debate.

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Daemoness 3 points ago +3 / -0

If what I've read is true, the next debate is between the VP and VP nominee ; the next scheduled debate between Trump and Biden is scheduled for 10/15 : Right after Trump's quarantine ends.

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taranchocalypse 1 point ago +1 / -0

That theory was coming from an east coast leftist that thinks Andrew Yang’s freedom dividends would create a robust economy. Dude never let reality get in the way of a good dumbass political opinion.

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Criss_P_Bacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I actually think they’re already doing that, claiming that he’s faking it for the “sympathy card”. Liberals are idiots.

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Bubtwilu 3 points ago +3 / -0

They know he really has it. They spent hours rubbing it all over his debate podium before the senate.

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WaxMyBallsChick 4 points ago +4 / -0

No one has beaten Covid as well as I did

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Skinagrizz 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know it's coming!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 110 points ago +118 / -8

He never had to wear a mask in the first place.

We are either free people ... or we are not.

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chowdah 66 points ago +68 / -2

Amen to that. The constitution doesn't say "but all these liberties go out the window if there's a pandemic ok".

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +7 / -2

Doesn't surprise me. Canada is still up England's ass so of course they rule over their people like they're peasants.

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RonSwanson1776 6 points ago +7 / -1

my wife is a canadian citizen from alberta. her dad had a heart attack today, and she is not even allowed to travel and visit, or attend a possible funeral unless she quarantines inside of canada for 14 days prior. madness!

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +3 / -2

That's absolutely insane.

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chowdah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not even surprised at this point... imagine giving up your liberty so readily to big gov. Consequences!

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MerchantMan99 4 points ago +4 / -0

People were already punished at the highest level for this (see Germany 1933-45). It appears humanity needs lesson #2.

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Averon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Speaking of giving up liberties, I hope this doesn't catch on.

https://thedonald.win/p/HYGphzcv/

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MajJamesMcFarlane 3 points ago +3 / -0

Weird how easy it is to do that to people that are disarmed

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Quebec has a big Hunter population. For a population of 8 million, they have over 500 000 registered firearms, and since 75% ignored the gun registry it's safe to say that there are closer to 2 million guns. But like every where else, its the rural folk that own the bulk of them. Half of their pop live in the Montreal area so yeah, unarmed people are easy to board onto trains as history as proven. But they don't dare try that bs with the farmers and the rest of rural Quebec. Having lived a few years in Quebec a few years I can tell you that like most of our big cities, Montreal is totally cucked. But like our rural folks, which make up the other half of their population, small town Quebec is based as fuck and doesn't take any bullshit.

https://i.maga.host/IKhGVrV.png

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lolpaladins 1 point ago +1 / -0

of course they do, first they came for the guns...

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NvJohansson 23 points ago +24 / -1

Masks have a lot in common with liberals, neither work and they look stupid.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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Shitposter69 11 points ago +17 / -6

Clearly it didn't work!

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guitarmastershredder 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never thought about that but it doesn’t

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thisisatestof2 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love hasn’t left somehow thinks a mask really would have made a difference in that case. Unlike everyone else the president, his staff and pretty much anyone who wants to meet him during these times Or testing probably every 24 to 48 hours at most, with doctors constantly overseeing and reviewing the protocols.

The left loves to scream about how masks will save lives and what not, yeah the only person I know who got Covid consistently wore a mask every time they were out in public even before many places mandated it. Go figure.

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thisisatestof2 6 points ago +6 / -0

It really doesn’t help that they consistently reuse them touch them to take them on and off multiple times without washing their hands, etc. For example going out to eat a few days ago I watch people in the parking lot put your mascon walk in the restaurant and get seated, take the mask off for their meal put the mask on and walk out Then take the mask off again before getting in the car and never once using hand sanitizer.

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wernerziegler 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are going to eventually PROVE that these fucking masks made it worse

Just like hydroxychloroqine was eventually shown to be effect against covid if given early on with two other drugs. Which was a reasonable assumption since HCQ was a front line drug against SARS-CoV-1, and early reports suggested it was useful against coof.

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bejeavis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was common knowledge that masks don't protect shit, they just reduce the likelihood of a carrier spreading stuff to others. But ya know, science, right?

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Thedeadliestmau5 35 points ago +36 / -1

A loss of taste and smell for a few days is a small price to pay for infinite COVID immunity

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HumbleGunGuy 11 points ago +12 / -1

Well I guess I got covid last week, just thought I had a head cold but I thought it was wierd I couldn't taste or smell anything. I still can't smell my aftershave when I apply it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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ObamasLooseButthole 15 points ago +16 / -1

I had it a few months ago. I thought I just had the flu so I stayed home relaxing for a few days until a friend begged me to go get checked. Turns out it was the 'rona and it also turns out the 'rona is no worse than the flu.

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GnuYow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly the same here, missed a week of work and then quarantined at home for a week, working remotely. Back in the office now and telling everyone, "This isn't Ebola, it's basically just the flu."

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Venum67 11 points ago +12 / -1

Lost my grandmother a few weeks ago due to covid. She was 82 but no comorbidities. I still pray for her and I pray for GEOTUS and Flotus too pull through. I'm sure he has way more at his disposal than my poor grandmother. Hardest part for the family was not being able to visit while she was battling the virus. It wasn't til the outlook got dire that they allowed visitors and even then it was through a glass window. F""" CHINA

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Jsa9 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's fucked.. sorry man.

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MixedBlacknWhite 7 points ago +7 / -0

Any head cold I have ever got had the same effect. Can't taste much, hardly smell a thing.

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago +6 / -1

I'm sure the fake news will start telling us that having it does not confer immunity in the future, unlike every other virus in the world.

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popcycle 9 points ago +10 / -1

yes, this is why all humanity went extinct millions of years ago from the common cold.

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Jsa9 3 points ago +3 / -0

They've been saying this all along.

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DonJr2032 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not convinced

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LesboPregnancyScare 19 points ago +21 / -2

i see this picture a lot. what is the context? Is there a video?

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OkieRedPiller 12 points ago +14 / -2

Prolly him reading MSM predictions showing Hillary with 99.9% chance of winning

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firststate007 10 points ago +13 / -3

He was on the Today show in NYC and Melania cracked a joke. Link below, starts around 7:15 or so.

https://youtu.be/7oW-Z1a7iRs?t=432

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zabbers 2 points ago +2 / -0

The border wall speech when Trump talked about criminal gangs and the MSDNC spun it as "Trump calls Mexicans rapists" is when TDS went into full swing. The fact that a third of the country believe whatever the media tell them proves that anything could have set it off at any time though.

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DonJr2032 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think this is where it was taken from. It's probably just a still shot from the event from a different angle.

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SkeletorsTeeth 13 points ago +14 / -1

And NEEEEEWWWWWWW corona champion of the world

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DJT_MFer 13 points ago +14 / -1

Trump could breathe on Mars without a mask while infected with Ebola

And still run this country like a boss

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Pigpenlordofdirt 12 points ago +13 / -1

I laughed crazy hard at this

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minotaurbeach 10 points ago +11 / -1

The best thing about this - besides the Debates now are on his terms.

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Sticky 6 points ago +7 / -1

You can't get reinfected with it?

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thisisatestof2 10 points ago +11 / -1

My thoughts exactly. Every leftist politician and Karen is screaming I can’t wait for the vaccines we can get back to normal. What happens if you can get reinfected by it, keep your states closed forever cover cancel live sports, concerts, etc. for all eternity?

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Daemoness 1 point ago +1 / -0

"If they have to keep states closed indefinitely, then they'll HAVE TO give us a UBI ! What could possibly go wrong with printing infinite reams of money* backed by absolutely nothing as all commerce is shut down!"

  • Look up "digital dollar" ; some folks say this virus was released to allow for the final destruction of the USD and its replacement with the digital dollar. Or for a digital passport with mandatory injection of a scannable dye containing all vaccination, maybe all health records, for five years.
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Aries_cz 1 point ago +3 / -2

You can get reinfected as it seems that a lot of people do not develop natural antibodies, because they are asymptomatic or have very mild symptoms.

In theory, vaccine should be made from a viral strain that the immune system sees as dangerous enough to actually train itself.

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually, I believe there are several strains of it running around, because I had Covid in March and now I’m having some mild (very mild) symptoms again.

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Aries_cz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like any virus, it does mutate.

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zabbers 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is theorized to have mutated as soon as it escaped Wuhan, since many people there including young (but overworked) doctors had an extremely several sometimes fatal reaction to the virus, but the virus in other countries wasn't that bad. (except Italy which was just unprepared for the health crisis)

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OrangeFruitGood 6 points ago +7 / -1

So no virtual rally tonight?

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AbrahamLincoln 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nobody can even explain what the masks supposedly do, every week it's something different.

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twoterms 2 points ago +2 / -0

The mask in my opinion only helps if someone sneezes. You don't get those 90mph droplets everywhere

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MissileToad 5 points ago +5 / -0

See, he's not sick, he's just collecting immunities.

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Sapito 5 points ago +6 / -1

i don't think he'll gloat too much bc of the people that have already lost their lives to it. but one thing is for certain, the news will start drumming up stories on how easily it can be caught a second time- they're too damn predictable.

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remember1776 5 points ago +6 / -1

He's teaching his immune system the Kung Flu, 4D chess confirmed

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Jsmitty112 5 points ago +8 / -3

Next level! Immunity!

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +3 / -2

When they say something just cough in their direction. They'll run away.

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generated_name 4 points ago +4 / -0

Another important point. They can never again accuse him of not having compassion or empathy for people who've had the virus or those who've had a family member with it. He's been there, he knows what it's like. They haven't and don't.

They can't bring it up in a debate. He owns any topics concerning COVID.

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jimzumaca 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since when has lack of experience stopped leftist virtue signalers from being experts on topics?

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Trumpsbaldeagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden will be walking around with that mask covering most of his face hahaha.

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jimzumaca 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should. It can get into your body though your eyes. Can never be too careful.

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XirWokeMasterCuck 3 points ago +4 / -1

But but but but but you can get covid 284832 times according to CNN and it gets deadlier each time. And you cant have babies after. And you will never smell again. And your ears fall off.

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

PANIC IN DC.

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Schrodingers_Cat 1 point ago +1 / -0

And you lose all the hair on your left testicle. Don't forget that.

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thingaboutarsenal 1 point ago +1 / -0

wAiT tWo WeEkS!

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giantsoda44 3 points ago +4 / -1

Antibody Supremacy

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, these maskholes will still try to force it upon him just like they do me, when I had the thing in March.

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mikejones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like Saturdays event for the Supreme court nomination event really fucked us.

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Symbolic payback. Who hinted at this? Was it Schumer who said if he went forward with the nomination, Trump would regret it, and Pelosi who said they had more arrows in their quiver.

Were Schumer and Pelosi made aware of the plan and couldn’t help but gloat about it (or encode it in their message) on TV.

Didn’t Schiff keep saying something like this during the Impeachment too. That if they didn’t impeach, something worse would come. Was Schiff aware that they were going to do the pandemic next?

Remember when Schumer warned Trump not to go after the intelligence agencies. But not like he was concerned, but like a threat.

Remember the Muslim who yelled they were going to impeach him? Was she let in on the plan too? Wasn’t that when all of the Democrats were coming out of some meeting? They probably told her and she went and blabbed it immediately.

This is the one thing about these junk mail ballots. They all keep prepping that narrative. I think President Trump would have the authority to take military action to ensure the sancticty and security of the election. I would allow all polls to be held as normal, with the added presence of military observers. They would watch out for any sort of unlawful election interference, foreign or domestic. This is the left’s own hysteria so use it against them. Then form an independent election security counsel made up of Republicans and Democrats that act as watchdogs and poll watchers. Record everything. All ballot boxes must remain in sight of both parties and military election security from start of day to end of count. Counts must be recorded on video and observed by both sides. ID would be great. And fingers dipped in ink would be nice. Everyone votes on the same day. NO UNSOLICITED BALLOTS ACCEPTED.

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Brulz_Lulz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe that's what this was all about?

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asiatrails 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even better he can donate plasma to infuse the butter tear encrusted veins of liberals 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

CNN: Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are GAY PARTNERS!!

Nope, they're just sharing a hug because they've both had coronavirus and no one can stop them. Fuck social distancing.

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amopheldupsidedown 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought that was true with Rand Paul. There even was an interview where he explained to the reporter that he, without a mask, is safer to be around than others with masks. But then I saw that he was wearing a mask walking outside the whitehouse after Trump's big speech.

What gives? Did he just get tired of explaining it to people?

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Magastein143 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard that you can get it again. There was some bullshit article about that. Everytime someone finds a silver lining they make up a new finding. At least kids can't get it! we found that children are getting it and it manifests in a rash! It seems healthy young people don't get it! A 30 year old in buttfuck Iowa just died of COVID! At least once you have had it you can't get it again! We think we just found that some people get it twice!

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Sumarongi 7 points ago +7 / -0

All of the “re-infections” were false positive

Its the common cold. I guess you can get it again?

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Harambe 3 points ago +4 / -1

Know what else you can get again?

The Flu.

It's literally the flu kek

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Magastein143 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think people are expecting never to get sick again with their masks. Meanwhile they are ruining their immune system. Some people are successful avoiding sickness but they are getting anxiety, mental illness, and migraines. I think Ill choose life and a cold every now and then

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everydaybetter 1 point ago +1 / -0

The British guy from Youtube channel "Bald and Bankrupt" had it while traveling in Serbia. He looks about 40 and fit. His account of it (since removed), especially spending 10 days intubated in a private hospital, was horrifying.

The latest seems to be its targeting in on the remaining Neanderthal genes in people's genome.

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could he have been hoaxing it up for YouTube ratings? I saw a video like that (not sure if same person), and I partially believed it at the time, but wouldn’t there be thousands of videos like that by now?

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everydaybetter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I doubt it. That channel was silent for nearly a month. He is a full-time youtuber.

Somebody reuploaded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUZQCBmuykM

His friends also had to pull strings to get him into the private hospital and into the ICU. He was alone in a hotel room for almost week before going to the hospital.

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Racerx719 2 points ago +2 / -0

This isn’t even his final form

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ThatCovfefeThough 2 points ago +3 / -1

Am I alone in thinking this is perfect timing for the left? Ppl that would have stayed silent or called it karma are giving Trump “ Best wishes?” Biden is taking down offensive ads and even Rachel Madcow is showing respect?

I don’t buy it.

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Mr-J 1 point ago +2 / -1

yeah, thats strange

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

'LOOK AT ME - I AM THE HERD NOW'

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conservjs 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's crazy as with his energy and health how quickly he'll recover and put this all behind him. Libs are gonna hate it when he comes out the other end even stronger and more unstoppable than before.

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funkefresh82 0 points ago +1 / -1

That’s not true. Antibodies only last about 3 months.

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MeSewCorny 0 points ago +2 / -2

There are plenty of people who have caught Coronavirus after having contracted it already.

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twoterms 0 points ago +1 / -1

Plenty? Sounds more like reports, but nothing concrete.

Is the medical community in agreement on that?

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Aries_cz 0 points ago +1 / -1

Looks like a lot of people, especially those that are asymptomatic or have very mild symptoms, like GEOTUS, do not actually develop antibodies, or at least not long persisting ones, so reinfection is possible.