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South_Florida_Guy 23 points ago +23 / -0

"What magic wand do you have?"

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Liberty_Prime 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's a staff, thank you.

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WeirdoSlayer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just tea, thank you.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Definitely not the kind of wand Barry is used to

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Knight1_of_Sunset 5 points ago +5 / -0

One that makes jobs!

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Mother_of_gains 13 points ago +13 / -0

RAREEEEEEE

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Wyopepe 13 points ago +13 / -0

We have entered the timeline where GEOTUS the Gray plunges into darkness to battle the Balrog and save the party.

Only later to rise seemingly from the dead as GEOTUS the White. More powerful and nimble than anyone could have imagined.

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MuadDon 4 points ago +4 / -0

When he leaves the hospital healthy and robed in white, the reporters will be ready: “Sir!!! Will you disavow white supremacy?”

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CrackaJack 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Sir, will you disavow white Tower of Ecthelion?"

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plastic_Strawman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gandalf the Green.

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IAmTheSenate 6 points ago +6 / -0

Needs some 40K librarian or chaplain memes

"I have heard the Voice of Power"

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ChelseaHubbell 5 points ago +5 / -0

The realm of xirs was invaded and conquered by orcs

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bluesbravo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Serious question - now that I have left Facebook, I dont have a place to carpet bomb dank memes. Where do you spread badass goodness??

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MagaHippie88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amen!!! <3<3<3 MAGA2020

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SeleniteGrayAMG 3 points ago +3 / -0

And My Axe!

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Pedeberrycrunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship.

But it is not this day.

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JakeJunker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use your powers to protect GEOTUS from this evil China virus.

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