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Redditcanblowme 31 points ago +31 / -0

The article says the man who defended himself was unarmed but grabbed a suspect's gun.

The truth is he had a pencil.

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N7fury 14 points ago +14 / -0

A fucking pencil...

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HCQaddict 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes.

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GopnikGod 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wanna see a magic trick..? I'm gonna make this pencil.. DISAPPEAR.

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Logan051361 25 points ago +25 / -0

No video?

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lo_there 28 points ago +28 / -0

I bet the guy feels the same way! Hahaha. One of those instances where you look around and are like, "FUCK! DID NOBODY SEE THAT!?"

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lo_there 17 points ago +26 / -9

Oh bullshit. The idea that someone "feels bad" about taking a life in self defense is a hollywood trope.

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lo_there 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yeah. Some people may have issues. But I was a combat vet, and I work in the medical field. The number of people that have issues with violence from what I've seen are the guys that weren't successful at saving a teammate. They wonder if they had pulled the trigger faster if they could have saved someone sooner. I don't really know ANY that are bent outta shape about wasting some piece of shit.

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coconutnuts 8 points ago +9 / -1

If anyone ever wondered what a trained professional shill looks like, here you go. Remember the subtle shaming, misdirection, and petty attempt to pull in patriotism via vets.

Classic how leftist think they can manipulate patriots.

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Mr_Pink 1 point ago +1 / -0

To us, you are the "guy on the internet".

So by your rules, I hereby pronounce you unreliable and your opinion of no merit.

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spezisapedo 10 points ago +10 / -0

i have the EXACT OPPOSITE experience.

I was robbed in my house and pulled a gun on the robber after he punched me and broke my phone when I tried to call the cops. He then stopped attacking me but hesitated to leave, I nearly pulled the trigger but I didnt.

That same guy then killed two innocent people (his parents)....

I was in FL, under stand your ground I had every right to shoot, but didnt and two are dead now as a result.

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KingKek33 7 points ago +8 / -1

Lolololol. Only small dicked weaklings feel bad over killing someone trying to kill or take what is theirs. He gave them some act-right.

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MachinistBob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, but I’ll bet he found pleasure in saving his own.

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Qwikphaze 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quit speaking for your friend and live your life.

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blackkit27 [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hopefully one of the businesses had CCTV footage that will come out at a later date.

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N7fury 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am disappoint

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

and no date?

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Jabblemonkey1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Disappointing...........that both of the Biden supporters didn't die.

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sixfingerdildo 3 points ago +3 / -0

i wasn't sad until i read this.

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DeplorableLA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Better to use the perp’s ammo when you can.

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Pepbrandt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Liberals: See! You don't need guns for protection!

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Bubbahax 7 points ago +7 / -0

Full John Wick would have meant he took out these two, then tracked down their associates and took them out, too.

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spezisapedo 1 point ago +1 / -0

didnt want to give too many votes to the democrats.

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1ValhallaJack 6 points ago +6 / -0

John Wick is who you send to kill the boogey man. If he's busy call this guy. God bless Texas

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SAW2TH 5 points ago +5 / -0

As expensive as ammo is these days, it is a great way to save money by shooting thugs with their own bullets!!!

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GottliebPins 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sir what happened? Is that your gun? No. I walked in the room and they were both dead. They must have shots themselves. Thank you sir. That will be all.

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Rodrigo 4 points ago +4 / -0

As our Drill Sergeants used to say: "That's just fucking outstanding!"

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TrumpForeverEver 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think of Ann Coulter when I read Colorless articles like these

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zippy2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Feel good story of the morning

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kornesque 4 points ago +4 / -0

Inner monologue: look at these chumps. I think they mean to take stuff from me. I should probably brain this one and let the other one survive so he can tell his friends. But he can't get off Scot free, I'll give him a little tickle then. Ok, let's do a cost-performance analysis for this plan...5 rounds of 9mm at current year prices, WOAH! There goes that idea - I mean it'll be a total hoot but not $2000 worth. Guess I'll just have to make his nose look funny...hold on a blimey, I can just use HIS ammo! I mean, he's holding his gun towards me, looks like he's pretty much offering it to me. Yeah, I think he gets the ammo shortage issues and is subliminally trying to right his wrong. I wonder if that's what he's doing, I wish I could ask him but he's probably not going to say anything other than scared bitch noises. Oh well, we can't make it thru life without operating under assumptions sometimes. Alright, Texas time motherfuckers..."

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HCQaddict 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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MachinistBob 3 points ago +3 / -0

The suspects lawyers are going to fuck him over. ‘As soon as he grabbed the suspects gun, the suspect was unarmed. He shot an unarmed man.’

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spezisapedo 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he was unarmed before they pulled the gun on him..... If you are in a fight over a gun - BOTH ARE ARMED.

The lawyer can try, but he had every right to shoot them. Its like Amaud Arbery - he may have been unarmed, but as soon as he went to take the McMichaels gun, he was attempting to arm himself.

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Crusty_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

PSA: if you ever shoot someone at all, whether or not it was justified, CALL AN ATTORNEY

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stonetears4fears 1 point ago +1 / -0

And don’t say anything and don’t touch anything. Don’t give them your prints or DNA - even on a glass of water or a Kleenex.

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was the one that got away a wispy Trans Boy named David Hogue?

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Traveler 1 point ago +1 / -0

strait up