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Mike Pence fights The Communist China Flu 🦠 (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by Deadpool +3384 / -0
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Gwoz8881 26 points ago +26 / -0

The Silver Fox

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PyroSphere 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Silver Fox is worth his weight in gold.

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not saying I disagree ...but that sounds a bit weird.

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PyroSphere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Really? To me it seems very elemental. Almost like you could find it on a table of sorts.

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I noticed a column there: copper, silver, gold yunno, the coin metals: penny, dime, dollar. Ah, next one is unknown number 118 (at the time and I was watching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine fresh off the air.) Latinum. Nope.

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PyroSphere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, I think the Rules of Acquisition need rewriting as well. They should include a line about MAGA.

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

You thought it was hair, it's actually reserve white blood cells.

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Deadpool [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

My first sticky 😁

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germs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats!! 😁

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Nomoralcompass89 11 points ago +11 / -0

Prime real estate I claim for Kekistan

*Plants Trump Flag *

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TheFountainhead 11 points ago +11 / -0

I really hope Pence is aware of and enjoys the Johnny quest memes

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Deadpool [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Me too

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RedditIs4Retards 8 points ago +8 / -0

My brothers talked about what would happen if both Trump and Biden died before election.

"I don't think ANYBODY would want Pence!"

I said "Pence is the next best option after Trump actually."

Their TDS turned into PTDS (and PTSD) real quick.

I asked "what's wrong with Pence?"

Nothing, they don't know shit about him because MSM only covers Trump LMFAO

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mostooge 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love this site and you guys!

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Deadpool [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump supporters are the best 😁

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Bbasher 7 points ago +7 / -0

It really do go down like this.

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KansasCityShuffled 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is there any chance that Republican senators being sick from covid prevents a vote to confirm ACB? Not sure how this kinda thing works

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Druid_Con 4 points ago +4 / -0

They should just email their vote in like a democrat.

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tufftoffee 4 points ago +4 / -0

McConnell made a statement recently saying they are still going forward with the nomination

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ExileOnRedditStreet 4 points ago +4 / -0

We need to update our Jonny Quest memes reflecting that Johnny is like 6'6" now.

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LaKosherNostra 3 points ago +3 / -0

Silver Fox is bullet proof

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patslimmy1 3 points ago +3 / -0

He shoots the China Virus particles with extreme efficiency. Next he's heading to China to put an end to it.

Oh also he'll stop by the DNC secret virus lab Pelosi runs and take that out too.

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dirtysanchez69 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fuck the CCP. Daily 15 times until they all die from rice pudding.

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featherwinglove 3 points ago +3 / -0

wE sHaLl BeCoMe AlL pOwErFuL- / powerful, crush the lesser races, conquer the galaxy, unlimited rice pudding, et cetera, et cetera!

Davros, Emperor Dalek and The Doctor (Terry Molloy and Sylvester McCoy, Doctor Who 25x1x4 "Remembrance of the Daleks")

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Deadpool [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Touché Sir.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love this!!!!!!!!!

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Jarsyl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mike Pence fights the number52beefwithbroccolichingchongchinacough.

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Druid_Con 1 point ago +1 / -0

The original was like "As Mike entered the back door of the gay club, he realized the irony. "

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JustTheNews -6 points ago +3 / -9

Dost thou knoweth , tis this a meme or is it real life? - PLEASE DOWNVOTE ME IN SOLDARITY! WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER I HAVE TOO MANY UPVOTES! DOWNVOTE EVERYTHING!

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Ragnar_Danneskjold 7 points ago +10 / -3

Speak like an adult.

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JustTheNews -2 points ago +3 / -5

Sorry that internet shorthand is disconcerting. I will be sure compose my comments in a more acceptable fashion. I hope that I have expounded on this in a way that is not harrowing to your brain. - Heil Webster

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