The President's doctors refuse to denounce white blood cell supremacy
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Black blood cells matter!
No no no! Your bowels need cellular diversity! Having blood there is your bowels' greatest strength! We can't have even voluntary segregation of cells according to arbitrary social constructs like whether they are socially constructed as blood cells or other tissues! Those social constructs were invented by Straight White Gentile Christian Men, who are the most privileged!
End the neuron patriarchy! The only way to have equality of the cells is to lobotomise yourself!
That's right!! All cells are equal! Neurons are just a social construct, like IQ, created by racists!
And Fellow White Blood Cells that are infected by HIV are the most equal! They are doing great work fighting the White Supremacist Blood Cells!
in the cancer ward
hahahaha
Upvote is for your name, Mr. Bodhi, not necessarily for the comment, but that was nice. too
I'm dying!!!
Cancer cells lives matter.
Not only do Cancer Cell Lives Matter, but Cancer Cells are under threat by White Supremacist Blood Cells. White Supremacist Blood Cells viciously kill innocent cancer cells jogging through the bloodstream as they mostly-peacefully try to spread genetic diversity throughout your body.
It's very important to fight off the White Supremacist Blood Cells, and the best way to do that is with HIV/AIDS, which celebrates diversity by targeting the Fascist White Supremacist Blood Cells. HIV-infected cells pretend to be "Fellow White Blood Cells" but secretly have a globalizing agenda to protect innocent cancer cells and end White Blood Cell Supremacy.
See this comic.
LMAO.
--leading HIV spreader Barbara Lerner Spectre
HIV-infected cells wear small hats of virus proteins.
EPIC! Lol!!!!!
If only the Globalists were just mindless automatons like HIV viruses.
They're actually 1000x worse: satanic devil-worshippers whose sick text the Talmud claims that Jesus Christ is boiling in e%cr3ment. The same satanic cabal behind communism, wall st, and the Bolshevik revolution, which they're trying to repeat here. Many sexually abuse children, like Epstein and Ghislaine and other Talmudists.
They are heaping hot coals on their heads. Come quickly, Lord Jesus.
Awesome Kek!
Lol thanks ;)
Your name is worth the price of admission. Would join your cult 10/10!
Aw I love it! I only demand absolute obedience
Lib friend used that term to describe refuseniks who don’t want to use masks to go to restaurants . I insinuated that she is the cult member for thinking the masks offer an aura of protection between the entry and your table where you promptly take it off to enjoy your chicken tendies...the left can’t meme.
Lol!
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Other way around ;)
Phew it's getting spicy in here.
We spice our posts with non-Kosher white pepper!
We need to reimagine chemotherapy.
Chemotherapy is genocide of diverse cells that just wanted to be different! It's bad enough that White Supremacist Blood Cells try to murder diverse-genetic cells, but it's even worse when chemotherapy is used to genocide the poor cancer cells!
Also, surgery to remove cancer is expulsion of cells that did nothing wrong. Cancer cells have been expelled from human bodies 109 million times and every time is due to anti-Cancerism!
Chemotherapy pushes cis white leukocytic heteronormative hegemonic patriarchal racism. The cancer has a right to exist and a constant supply of blood. Trying to remove it is a dog whistle to colonizers and traumatizes black and brown antibodies.
Not only does the cancer have a right to exist but it has a right to decolonize the body and receive welfare in the form of nutrients intended for the body cells. That's just reparations for oppression and the white blood cells trying to exterminate cancer.
Defund oncologists.
Hey hey ho
Kamalaho Oncologists have got to goLmao God-Tier comment right here.
lol fucking oncologists. Fuck them.
AOAB
Cancer cells lives matter.
Not only do Cancer Cell Lives Matter, but Cancer Cells are under threat by White Supremacist Blood Cells. White Supremacist Blood Cells viciously kill innocent cancer cells jogging through the bloodstream as they peacefully try to spread genetic diversity throughout your body.
It's very important to fight off the White Supremacist Blood Cells, and the best way to do that is with HIV/AIDS, which celebrates diversity by targeting the Fascist White Supremacist Blood Cells. HIV-infected cells pretend to be "Fellow White Blood Cells" but secretly have a globalizing agenda to protect innocent cancer cells and end White Blood Cell Supremacy.
See this comic.
Nope, won't work. That'll completely destroy the lefts defense for aborting babies. "A fetus is just a clump of cells, hurr duurr."
Well, the left has decided that White Lives don't Matter, and that it's "White Supremacy" if someone dares to say that (never mind that if we had REAL White Supremacy, "White Lives Matter" would be state-enforced!).
So the left can easily say that (White) Babies Cells don't matter, etc.
AB NEG UNIVERSAL WHITE BLOOD CELL SUPREMACY AND I WILL TELL YOU THEY ARE SUPREME. If my immune system was the us military my white bloodcells are the jdams
O neg son. I’m basically Jesus.
Im universal plasma, you may be basically jesus but yo ass cant kill viruses like my universal plasma 0.1% of the world population son, you know we special.
We need more diversity and inclusion. Viruses and bacteria can peacefully coexist in our system.
We need to fight off the White Supremacist Blood Cells in order to ensure that the wonderful genetic diversity of viruses and bacteria can exist in our bloodstream. The best way to do that is with HIV/AIDS, which celebrates diversity by targeting the White Supremacist Blood Cells.
HIV-infected cells pretend to be "Fellow White Blood Cells" but secretly have a globalizing agenda to fill your body with
foreign invaders and kill youthe wonders of diversity that will make your body into a happy rainbow colony of coexistence and peace.Anyone who opposes the "Fellow White Blood Cells" and their war on White Blood Cell Supremacy is a vicious anti-HIVite.
See this comic.
Cartoon checks out lol
Those Natural Killer Cells are super predators!!!
WTF I love superpredators now.
If only superpreadators would stick to eliminating viruses and bacteria instead of eliminating the nice parts of our cities...
What is our stance on B-cells?
I could actually believe this was a real headline.
Yeah. It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so abjectly terrifying.
Trump’s Whitesupremcells just lynched the poor Chinese virus’ DrUmfD is racist to his core
dOg WhiStLe!!!
White coat supremacists!
KKK uniforms without the hat!
Because evil White supremacells forced them into ghettoized areas of the body and they had no other way to feed themselves! Just give them welfare and fake-make-work jobs in the form of free glucose from your blood and they will turn into model cells.
I love you guys!
Even the Chyna virus can’t stop GEOTUS!
LMAO
Yeah but do those commie red blood cells even have a mitochondria? I think not!
YO MAMMA! Or lack thereof.
Just look at the klansmen standing there in their white coats with their faces covered. Sends shivers down your spine. A painful reminder of the past, the symbolism cannot be ignored!
Whitesupremacells!
White supremacells have been oppressing Black Plague cells since 1609, I read it in the New York Times
Blahaha.... THIS!!!! <3 MAGA2020
Is there a difference between the green scrubs & blue?
one of the askingquestionsbitches was like 3 times louder than anyone else. like holy shit how do they not all just mob this person and beat her ass?
i almost did so right through the internet
White Cells Matter
Lol. Someone needs to ask this question on behalf of Acosta. "I have a question from a colleague, Jim Acosta asks if you are willing to make a statement to definitively denounce white blood cells"
Damn, that would be amazing.
HOLY JESUS MY FUCKING SIDES ARE IN ORBIT!
Please tell Space Force to be on the lookout
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Man if this Corona shit hadn't happened I would have loved to see Geotus come out for a press conference every hour on the hour. And just denounce white supremacy. With a little scoreboard behind him "50th time I've denounced white supremacy". "51st time" etc etc. Just do that for a week solid. Making sure to demand Joe Biden denounce antifa everytime.
Even better would be pointing out that there is no white supremacy in the USA.
There is a lot of Talmudic Supremacy though. In the dishonest media, in wall street, in the neocon establishment, in the Demonrat party. hell I just saw a report on here that one of antifa's biggest spokespersons is such a supremacist, and he's also a big Bernie and Elizabeth Warren guy
Thanks for a good laugh to wake up in the morning! With the clocks moving forward, really needed something fun like this to get me going !
I feel like I laughed way too hard at this.
Why are they wearing white? Virtue signaling!!!
If they were virtue-signalling, they'd be wearing the Kente cloths that the kneeling dems wore! (Which happen to be the symbol of the African tribe that traded in slaves, lmao)
Red Blood cells?
Elizabeth Warren has entered the chat
your headline made my day TY!!
Stealz to make salt flow😂
I have the greatest Tcells eva. Absolutely fantastic job they did. My Tcells will make all Tcells Great Again!
Man, I am so pissed there is such little diversity on that team of physicians. If the black one helps give Trump medical care, then he is a fucking Uncle Tom. And I am not sure if that female is a chink or a spic, but obviously she is just there as a token. I. Am. Outraged!! All that white skin >shudder<
Natural killer cells and B cells are proud boys and must stop doing the right thing because globalism matters
Sickle Cells Matter
What would libs call white blood cells?
It took me a minute to realize it says in the corner "This is Doctored" and I thought this was real xD I think this sounds exactly like something they would say.
CNN- T cells are racist and support white privilege/ Trump
Don't get CNN started on those hammer and sickle cells...
Immune modulators hate the China virus because of outter protein coat color- they’re pretty much racist
Shockingly Biden wasn't asked to denounce his voters burning, looting, and rioting for the last 6 months....
A little silly, but ok.