I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy MAGA hats and shitposting training courses. We won't let them take our centipede neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It’s amazing that I wake up winning every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a shitposter. I was a meme maker. I made fucking memes. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Marxist remake god it's awful.