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ImVoting4Trump 315 points ago +316 / -1

Trump, hospitalized with COVID: Can only sleep for 20 mins

Biden, at home and perfectly fine: Can’t stay awake for more than 20 mins

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deleted 107 points ago +109 / -2
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dickwagger 69 points ago +70 / -1

I would be so embarrassed if I were a Lib. I mean, the best candidate they have is Biden? This is going to be fucking landslide. I'm in Orange County (Newport Beach, CA) and it's completely red. What the Libs have done is give the silent majority a voice. Everyone is pissed and ready to go to war for Trump.

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tombombadil 23 points ago +24 / -1

Isn’t Orange County usually pretty red?

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dickwagger 35 points ago +36 / -1

Yepper. It turned pretty red in 2016, with a slight hint of blue. Now, ever since the Coup attempt, Russian hoax, and now the China virus and what the media are doing to Trump, O.C. is now very orange red :)

I should have clarified a bit more in my previous comment. I have talked to many outside of O.C. and they are simply fed up with the Libs. What the Libs have done is anger a bunch of people who have never wanted to get really involved in politics. Now they have signs in the yards and on their flagpoles. They will be quiet no more. And the Left have only themselves to blame.

P.S. I have read that Trump lost the Popular vote by 4 million votes. And 3 of those 4 million were in California. Barring any mail fraud to the tune of millions, there is no way it will be so easy for the Left to steal California again. I know that is a lot to say, but I talk with these people every day. I will be very shocked if the Dems win California. I predict a landslide.

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Grady_Wilson 13 points ago +13 / -0

Legal ballot harvesting is how many areas of OC went blue in 2016.

They can't win if they don't cheat.

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Pray4USA 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS!! Also OC supervisor was suing the state of California because it was a sanctuary state. San Diego too!

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Flipbarryfromreddit -1 points ago +1 / -2

Why did Jack Posobeic block me? My twitter handle is @RonaldinhoUSA fuck him for getting butthurt. Maybe he got upset bc my name is “Biden rapes kids in my bio 👧🏻👋🏻👴🏻 Does Jack love Joe? I know Jack Posobeic got charged for faking hate crimes when Obama was president at a rally. What a fucking faggot. Edit: it’s bc I called his bitch ass out and agreed w someone who said all he does is tweet shit we already know. What a butthurt faggot soft bitch

Look what I just found: Posobiec put the words “fmr CBS News” in his Twitter bio during parts of 2016 and 2017, but a representative from that company told Hatewatch he was never employed with them.

😂😂😂 what a bitch! Btw Jack is a devout, avid Neo-Nazi

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Pray4USA 4 points ago +4 / -0

YES!! All the republicans were leading on Election Day when suddenly 25k plus ballets were dropped off for the Democrats. Every Republican lost their race!! They CHEAT PERIOD!!

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concealedaces 16 points ago +16 / -0

I was in orange county in 2018 for 9 days with a hot redhead from the area. Good times and good people. I also got to go to a vietnam veterans memorial and cookout. Lots of awesome vets in orange county

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deleted 6 points ago +7 / -1
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concealedaces 4 points ago +4 / -0

So true. They are also very attracted to guys from outside the area. I got hit on more than once when I took this girl out a bunch of times.

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Pray4USA 5 points ago +5 / -0

THIS!!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

What were you doing over there for? Also, how did you meet her pede! Go ahead lad!

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concealedaces 6 points ago +6 / -0

Met her on the Donald back on reddit. She asked me to come out and meet her I did and it was fun. Didn't work out for the long haul due to distance, but I still think she was an amazing person and I have no regrets about it.

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PNWArtist 13 points ago +14 / -1

You nailed it: "...ready to go to war for Trump." I'd march through the Gates of Hades for the guy, and for the nation. Anymore that feels like the same thing.

I cannot believe Newport Beach is red; that makes me so, so happy.

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Pray4USA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course it is!!

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I_no_asshoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden is their best weakest, and most easily owned candidate.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let’s go!!!! Can’t wait to see how butthurt and triggered the libs get! 12 more years!!!!!!! We need a 3rd term!

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Leucophylla12 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shut up mannnn 😂

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Gwoz8881 20 points ago +21 / -1

Kek < - - - this one

Kek

Kek

Kek

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crimsonfancy 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm gonna have to call bs on "perfectly fine." I've seen that guy debate.

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ZeroDeltaTango 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump, hospitalized with COVID: Can only sleep for 20 mins

Biden, at home and perfectly fine: Can’t stay awake for more than 20 mins

This is fantastic

Also fantastic news that Trump has so much energy! Yes!! He's licked the Wuhan flu already!

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds pretty accurate.

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Traiya [S] 103 points ago +105 / -2

This I can believe.

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jgardner 79 points ago +80 / -1

Take away his Diet Coke.

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PropagandaWizard1984 17 points ago +17 / -0

Diet Coke = The best Coke!

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rockaustin 15 points ago +15 / -0

I’m more of a Coke Zero guy

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PropagandaWizard1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ahhh classy pede, classy.

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Would I show my age if I say I was once a "Pepsi Twist" guy?

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Tardigrade 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember "Crystal Pepsi" ?

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Slothboy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Surge or nothing

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hell yeah! I was going to go with that one before Pepsi Twist because I thought Pepsi Twist was before Crystal Pepsi. I was wrong.

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

I really, really like beer.

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LiquidHotMAGAma 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey it's Brett Kavanaugh!

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marrkus_of_mrkopalj 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm more of an Orange Crush guy.

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Mitschu 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm more of a Cherry Pepesi guy.

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OllyOlly -6 points ago +2 / -8

This is some gay shit

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Warboss_Squee 6 points ago +7 / -1

Welcome to TheDonald.win.

You must be new here.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

disagrees in cocaine Mitch

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Gwoz8881 17 points ago +17 / -0

Coca Cola must hate him. At least he will continue to drink that crap.

Actual GEOTUS quote

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No_Malarkey_Joe 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's up there with the Barney Frank one....very very disrespectful

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hit_backspace 7 points ago +7 / -0

Instead he gets 12 well done steak with ketchup every day.

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ScreamingEagles 6 points ago +6 / -0

Steak should be rare or nothing. Well done steak is overpriced sausage patties.

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Wtf_socialismreally 6 points ago +6 / -0

The best steak is how you like it.

Culinarily, it's also mid-rare because you are in the best temperature of rendered fat to flavor and tenderness.

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LionTed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rare steak: good

Well done steak: bad

Well done steak w/ ketchup: god-tier

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Aambrick 3 points ago +4 / -1

Give him a Diet Doctor Pepper.

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Warboss_Squee 6 points ago +6 / -0

As someone who had to get off the Dr. Pepper due to diabetes (that was a fun hospital visit) Diet Dr. Pepper is crap.

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Aambrick 0 points ago +0 / -0

Okay. It helped me quit drinking almost all the other pops, and finding it easier to stay away from pop because of it. That is about as much as I will say about it.

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Gwoz8881 15 points ago +16 / -1

Maybe the gorilla channel is the cure!

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BeefSupreme29 6 points ago +6 / -0

The spirit of Harambe is with our GEOTUS!!

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meals23 5 points ago +5 / -0

GEOTUS: "I got a FEVER! and the only prescription is more Gorilla Channel"

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SteelQuill 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gorilla channel was one of my favorite 4chan asshattery. That and locating the HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US flag by fucking contrails.

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LionTed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Very HIGH ENERGY television channel

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Lla26 48 points ago +49 / -1

I believe it

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TrumpGirl 41 points ago +42 / -1

Kek - high energy

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JimmyNelson 39 points ago +40 / -1

MY PRESIDENT IS HIGH ENERGY

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DJT_MFer 38 points ago +39 / -1

BDE

Big Dick Energy

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rabdargab 9 points ago +10 / -1

Monster Dick Energy

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CgMaui 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGA Dick Energy

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deleted 37 points ago +38 / -1
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BlueStateAgitator732 41 points ago +43 / -2

Fredo didn't have the Kung Flu, it was a badly acted con job.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 6 points ago +6 / -0

Idk man, he looked like shit

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permissible_missile 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, and then he got the China flu. ;)

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Shoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

His roids connect was probably dry

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JoePCool14 15 points ago +16 / -1

I was going to say the same. I feel like the worst thing would be to remain in bed and let the virus "take over". If you remain somewhat active, it keeps everything moving and I feel like that would be more beneficial.

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logan34 15 points ago +16 / -1

“Walking is Man’s Best Medicine”- this is from Ancient Greece Hippocrates

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unclebobinator 11 points ago +12 / -1

Pretty much every single elder person in good shape takes walks every day or does something other than lay in a recliner and watch reruns of the Golden Girls.

The human body was never built to be sedentary. It's pretty bad for you at any age.

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Jabblemonkey1 9 points ago +9 / -0

The body was designed for movement. You don't have to train for a decathlon to stay healthy, just walk, or swim, do a few pushups, and you'll be in much better health than a couch potato could ever dream of being.

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FuckPlebbit 27 points ago +28 / -1

I can believe this, and Trump needs to listen to the doctors here.

The more rest you get with this shit ass virus, the quicker your immune system can take care of it and you can get back to work. I know it's fucking annoying to be sick when you really want to be doing something else, but health > all right now.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 8 points ago +9 / -1

They listed melatonin, but he might need some "knockout" from infowars.

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unclebobinator 15 points ago +16 / -1

Melatonin only really works if you let it. It's powerful easy to resist just by standing up. Lay down after taking some and it's lights out but if you're up and about it won't do much.

Maybe a couple of valium to get him to relax. It's a weak benzo, but it's still kinda hard to resist the sedative effects (when taken properly, and not watching Netflix like the dumb fuck below me commented). But then again I don't have the Big Dick Energy Trump does.

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OllyOlly -9 points ago +2 / -11

You need to do some better drugs. Melatonin is child's play and doesn't work as anything more than a placebo.

Valium, eh.

Zopaclone is a prescription strength heavy duty sleeping pill and also only works if you let it. If you take one but are unwilling to try to sleep, basically just makes you high as balls for a few hours.

From my experience there's very few sleeping drugs that actually put you to sleep, if any, if you aren't willing to let them. Even the high strength ones prescribed by doctors.

I've tried to make myself sleep with some shit like zopaclone but been unable to let myself, and all I ended up doing was watching Netflix high as shit and ordering things on Amazon I really didn't need because it seemed like such a great idea.

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +7 / -0

Melatonin is literally the chemical released to make you tired for sleep.

It's literally not a placebo. It's just easily countered by blue light, so anything like an LED screen.

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MrBojangles 25 points ago +26 / -1

Rest is for the weak.

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NomadicCuriosity 11 points ago +13 / -2

Rest is needed for those who want to be strong for the next challenge

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MrBojangles 10 points ago +11 / -1

True for mere mortals. GEOTUS plays by different rules.

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Mitschu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even God rested on the seventh day.

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PineAppleMan247 5 points ago +5 / -0

The weak must fear the strong

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Trump2024 4 points ago +5 / -1

...and the heros.

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BeefSupreme29 3 points ago +3 / -0

No surprise, considering "2 scoops" is national news to those clowns!

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chinita_atx 16 points ago +17 / -1

That sounds about right.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 15 points ago +15 / -0

OP, this post needs the "High Energy" flair.

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Traiya [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good idea. Done.

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AbrahamLincoln 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait, how do we add flair to our own posts? I could never figure it out.

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Traiya [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I just figured it out myself. Near as I can tell, it has to be done after submitting the post?

Just above the comment section, the "share save hide..." links. One of them further down says "Flair". Click on that and it gives you flair options.

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Medtex1 14 points ago +15 / -1

I can relate...there is work to be done....

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PropagandaWizard1984 14 points ago +15 / -1

I would bet Trump didn't want to go to the hospital. They made him no doubt. I bet he would leave this instant if he could.

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Chick-fill-eh 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yup. Going to be fire and brimstone if they try to keep him too long.

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Traiya [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

But that is when it gets fun though.

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Chick-fill-eh 3 points ago +4 / -1

I pray they are this stupid.

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BlueStateAgitator732 8 points ago +12 / -4

I think its a false positive coupled from a cold he caught in the drizzle in fucking freezing Duluth!

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EpicTrump 4 points ago +6 / -2

He should have been dressed for the weather there. It definitely weakened his immune system.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, must be COVID. Trump probably wouldn’t even notice a minor cold

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Dirk_Diggler 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hypervigilance.

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TheVelocipastor 7 points ago +7 / -0

He will pull through this and turn it into a campaign ad against lockdowns. Lets open this shit up.

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f_bastiat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck, someone call Mike and get a MyPillow sent there STAT!

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incogneato 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two Pillows!

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FedTalks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hardest working President in American history

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Gwoz8881 6 points ago +6 / -0

So it is confirmed that he’s on supplemental oxygen with that statement. Got it. Good to know

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MagaHippie88 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hardest working man in human history!!! God speed GEOTUS we love u!!!!! <3 MAGA2020

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driveshack 6 points ago +6 / -0

HIGH ENERGY!

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BobT 6 points ago +6 / -0

MAGA = 24/7. Repeat.

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keepwinning 6 points ago +7 / -1

Define 'big concern' ..

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covfefe-time 5 points ago +6 / -1

Concerning for democrat bitches who know that Trump will unleash the fury of 1,000 Suns when we find out WHO allowed Chyna to release a man made virus.

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unclebobinator 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'd be delighted if they kept saying he's in bad shape and then boom comes back strong and said bad shape?

"You should have seen the other guy. Only bad shape I was in is they got my McDonalds order wrong and they forgot my fork with my KFC."

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fuckdemswithcactus 5 points ago +6 / -1

NIMBLE

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Pelayo 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is renowned for his resilience but having had the disease at an advancing age I can tell you he must sleep. Mine lingered for 10 days before I heavily fatigued and slept for 14 hours 2 days running (I usually sleep 6). The virus ‘broke’ during that time.

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leakmouth 4 points ago +4 / -0

hE nEeDs oXyGeN

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MakeBeardsGreatAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

How did I know that would be the case.

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Willholbert09 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Nothing to see, no where to go-hoo.. Trump needs to be sedated."

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EpicTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Take it easy” isn’t in his vocabulary.

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GulagDweller 4 points ago +4 / -0

"The man doesn’t know how to sit still. Lays down for 20min at best until he's back up and pacing around. Eager to get back to the WH”

This doesn't surprise me one bit, I think we all knew this from day one of his presidency. Compare that to what fuckwads Clinton, Obama and a possible Biden have and would give the job. The only time they actually work is when it was to screw America.

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brother_red 4 points ago +4 / -0

Obama's picture is next to "feckless" in the dictionary.

Lazy, incompetent, effite, commie fuck.

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MAGAngelo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dragon energy confirmed yet again!

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Ace-Hardgroin 4 points ago +4 / -0

He knows it’s all bullshit. Between a high false positivity rate and most infections being asymptomatic, it’s the perfect tool with which to whip up hysteria and push through the whole NWO bucket list. I cannot wait for him to get back to working and rallying and this thing is put to bed once and for all.

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AmericanJawa 4 points ago +4 / -0

But if he stays still for too long, he might explode from all that pent up energy he's not allowed to release.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I think he needs to use the opportunity to come back stronger to fight this communist hoard

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OldGrayMere 3 points ago +3 / -0

President Trump--Please rest and allow your body to heal. Close your eyes and tell your mind to heal your body. This has worked for me since childhood. Remember that the people of this country LOVE you and wish you well. Ignore those who denigrate your successes. You'll win this battle. May God continue to protect you and Melania and all those close to you.

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Hehehelalala 3 points ago +3 / -0

It could be caffeine. He might also might need magnesium or other electrolytes. Powerade ftw

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Hehehelalala 2 points ago +2 / -0

In a pinch at least

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CrocodileBeers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Freedom never rests.

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

"GET THIS MAN A TD.WIN ACCOUNT!"

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Joey14 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s our guy!

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magaman5000 3 points ago +3 / -0

HIGH ENERGY 🙏💪👌🇺🇸

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump needs to do that podcast. He'd drive the left crazy

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mk81 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine not wanting this man working for you.