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scorpio_2049 39 points ago +39 / -0

Purease curicku.

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scorpio_2049 29 points ago +29 / -0

Puureesuuu cuurickuuuu!

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HatnNewLognReqs 18 points ago +18 / -0

I laughed more on this one

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TenScoops 10 points ago +11 / -1

I laughed so hard I almost sharted Chris Wallace

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pelosis_liver 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fake! That’s Japanese!

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KylesRifle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha! That is a Japanese accent. There’s a distinction-su between accerents.

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OnionRouter 4 points ago +5 / -1

I would be drunk, but I forgot Malibu Flavored Rum. I have cranberry juice, orange juice, capt morgan rum....

THIS CALLS FOR A RUN TO THE LIQUOR STORE!

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KylesRifle 2 points ago +3 / -1

Every liquid you just named sounds horrible.

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OnionRouter 0 points ago +1 / -1

Its a mixed drink....with 7UP. You get wasted! Tastes like a Hawaiian drink.